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Jack is live. He's already explaining what roulette is lol
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Jack is live. He's already explaining what roulette is lol
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Jack is explaining tentpole videos as making your videos about the latest news story. So if Donald Trump choked on a hot dog, you should make a video about it. Or you should make a video about the Hawaii fires, or 9/11. But Jack also says you just shouldn’t make videos exploiting tragedies.
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"Always pretend there is a million people watching." Says the man who films himself in public deepthroating his food while moaning in orgasmic delight. 
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Just like every other aspect of his life, barely. He's been muted for several minutes without noticing.
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Jack, you should thoroughly cook your chicken before you eat it
Johan Schmidt
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I'm new to the Jack fandom, but enjoying it. Quick question though, how the fuck has Jack not died from eating the things he makes?
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There is no Jack. Only Wendigo
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He's basically in living dead territory. Months in a nursing home after a particularly crippling, consecutive stroke is definitely consequences for his fat actions.
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He's doing his best to kill himself with food, but it's difficult since he only has one semi-operational arm and at most one tenth of a brain left. Fortunately, God has blessed Jack with a prehensile tongue to compensate for his disabilities by increasing the rate he can shovel food into his mouth.
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This has been a perpetual question since the inception of the thread. Nobody has come up with an answer.
By all medical standards, this extremely fat man who has had multiple strokes should be dead already.
He possibly has absolute immunity to salmonella.
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It's like those scenes in old cartoons where the characters run off a cliff, but don't fall till they realize they're in mid air. Jack died years ago, he's just too fucking dumb for it to set in.
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Notes:
-He legitimately looks like someone who is special needs. I don't even say it in a joking fashion.
-That "thank you so much for the well wishes" 21 seconds in is something else. You can hear the acid reflux. Goddamn...
-He's doing dump cakes now? Unsurprising, as that's the caliber of cooking skill one can expect from someone as mediocre as Jack, but even that's being gratuitous, as Jack's incompetent enough to fuck up a bowl of cereal. He should just set Cathy Mitchell's book on the counter and film himself trying those recipes step by step. It's not like it'd be any lazier/worse than his current output.
-The Jack Pack explanation is puzzling me. So many questions...
>Is he actively talking with Everyday BBQ and Ballistic BBQ, and they decided to go in with him on his idea?
>Or is he name-dropping them/making it seem like they're friends, when they've had no contact outside of *maybe* a YouTube comment or message? Basically a similar dynamic to the one demonstrated with his "sponsors."
>Or...do those two actually see Jack as a skilled creator with a far reach, as well as a valid and knowledgeable resource? One that they'd be smart to associate with? If so, they deserve all the negative consequences of such misjudgment.
>38 seconds onward...His speech is all over the place, so I can't tell if Jack considers Everyday BBQ/Ballistic BBQ to be successful creators and elite founding members of the Jack Pack, or if he considers them one of the "little guys." Everyday started 6 years ago and has 63K subs. Ballistic started 13 years ago, and has 347K subs. Neither are conspicuous or famous, and their view counts per video aren't that high. Since this is Jack we're talking about, I'm willing to bet that he thinks he's massively bigger than they are, based solely on the amount of time he's been doing it, and his higher (522K) subscriber count. Never mind that most of those subs are long gone...
His delusions of grandeur are sickening, and the those channels should start openly bashing Jack for his insulting bullshit. Hell, they might even expand their audience in the process.
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There was a time it was said jokingly, cause he was dumb before all of this. Now with the clown music, childish thumbnails and kid/tard friendly recipes and music were really hitting the hammer on it.
A little light went off in my head and I chuckled when he mentioned that because just a couple days ago ZipDisk made this comment.
Since we know besides eating and doing his LARP Jack spends the majority of his time online watching better food content creators, childrens cartoons and recipes to rip off. I wouldnt be surprised if he watched those 2 fairly often and maybe years ago they might of shared a friendly "hey, sup" here or there but ever since the move and certainly after the strokes Jack is not talking to anyone. Im sure a friendly exchange made Jack feel they are buddies, and we know how he feels about men who know how to prepare the food , (sweets and meats) that Jack likes so im sure hes still watching them often.
They also seem to strike that level of being decent creators but not with a massive following so Jack comparing numbers feels that hes the better and bigger channel and being a raging narc seems to feel he can "help them" through helping Jack. The whole Jack Pack thing is a true mushbrain stroke riddled plan, hes trying to make it come off as him being helpful and guiding smaller creators and whatever but history shows two problems with that. One is that Jack has worked with Charles (of fish hook fame) and more or less just tried to spearhead his show to be another fat on the go. He just more or less used someones platform as an excuse to eat more shit and write it off. The second is he always pines for the more successful creators and has said in the past he would never work with anyone less successful than him. So all of this to me just sounds like Jack being a super faggot about wanting people to help prop him up (literally and figuratively) so he can continue to be a narcissistic glutton.
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Watching that fat pedophile drop crumbs over unserved food infuriates me more than anything I have seen on this site.
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Wonderstruck made a video on Jack
I also mocked Jack with the dump cakes shit WAY BACK and got angry stickers. I was right, fuckers! Jack is Dump cake grade retard.
I've noticed TIKTOK has created an entire genre of nasty, food wasting recipes. I first ran into the trend when someone posted one as a "Dinner for hungry hubbies" post on facebook and people were incandescently pissed about it, wishing death on the poster.
Now I realize it was just a talentless loser cashing in on a trend. I'm surprised Jack hasn't done more of their ruinous recipes. (Shit like cooking in a sink)
I've noticed TIKTOK has created an entire genre of nasty, food wasting recipes. I first ran into the trend when someone posted one as a "Dinner for hungry hubbies" post on facebook and people were incandescently pissed about it, wishing death on the poster.
Now I realize it was just a talentless loser cashing in on a trend. I'm surprised Jack hasn't done more of their ruinous recipes. (Shit like cooking in a sink)
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You remember what posts you make that got you neg rates? Cringe.
I don't know who this wonder guy is, but he managed to make a worse video about fatty than augusttheduck. Hell, he could have picked a worse cooking with fat video and not even needed to add the dumb sound effects. Also complaining about the syrup and the vinegar or the syrup and the chili powder, bro we get it you're scared of anything beyond basic microwave TV dinners. The recipe was still total shit, but when you can say even Fatty might have better taste when it comes to combinations of flavors... come on.
edit: for fucks sake. I had paused the video around 7:15 to type this post, unpaused the video and he's bitching about sweet and spicy being combined yet again.