🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Bro has sunk into his depression era. No chimp out or smashing, just pure misery — from losing someone else's money lmao. It's surprising how Austin goes through these insane mood swings from gambling. He must really be emotionally connected to the cat who swindled him of all his money.


 
HahaYes said:
Bossman lost 200 bucks, had a melty and sobbed about how hard it is to lose all his sponsored money every day in front of people.
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Russian Bot #5361 said:
Bro has sunk into his depression era. No chimp out or smashing, just pure misery
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I thought I was here for the chimpouts, the freakouts and the punchouts, but this miserable groveling might be even funnier to watch... the purest form of schadenfreude there is and I couldn't get enough of it.
 
He's live, blink and you'll miss the stream (just like he blinks and his money is gone)
 
Doinker Marmalade said:
I thought I was here for the chimpouts, the freakouts and the punchouts, but this miserable groveling might be even funnier to watch... the purest form of schadenfreude there is and I couldn't get enough of it.
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It literally happens like clockwork with this guy, almost every single time he loses he goes on some depression spiral about how he's going to delete his kick or kill himself. It's all made even more ridiculous because he comes online, sometimes quite literally 20 minutes later, like none of it ever happened. Like with this meltdown, the bulk of the money LITERALLY wasn't his, it was juiced by a guy who wanted the money back as he accidentally sent too much.

IIRC he mentioned in this latest stream that he has severe problems with mood swings — it doesn't take a genius to figure that out tbh. But he likely suffers from some mental health issues, or at least has had his brain fried by losing so much money to animated cats, rats, and coons as to irreversibly fuck his head.
 
We need an alarm on the front page every time he goes online. With lots of flashy lights and loud noises. I simply miss too many streams and he deletes them too often too quickly
 
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Russian Bot #5361 said:
It literally happens like clockwork with this guy, almost every single time he loses he goes on some depression spiral about how he's going to delete his kick or kill himself. It's all made even more ridiculous because he comes online, sometimes quite literally 20 minutes later, like none of it ever happened. Like with this meltdown, the bulk of the money LITERALLY wasn't his, it was juiced by a guy who wanted the money back as he accidentally sent too much.

IIRC he mentioned in this latest stream that he has severe problems with mood swings — it doesn't take a genius to figure that out tbh. But he likely suffers from some mental health issues, or at least has had his brain fried by losing so much money to animated cats, rats, and coons as to irreversibly fuck his head.
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He is back on high spirits like NOTHING had happened... the past 10 minutes literally don't exist to him, he lives second by second.
 
Onni Kalsarikännit said:
We need an alarm on the front page every time he goes online. With lots of flashy lights and loud noises. I simply miss too many streams and he deletes them too often too quickly

Can we get this @Null ?
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If you have a discord account there are bots you can set up to alert you whenever he goes live. I've been using this since I don't have a kick account and its worked perfectly. https://sxlivebot.com/
 
I know someone pointed it out, but why is his browser set to Finnish? You can see it for a split second whenever he switches windows, his YouTube is in Finnish too.
 
Today has been one wild ride.

This morning: loses so hard on blackjack that he punches 3 holes in his wall in a rage.


This afternoon: loses all his money again, shits on a viewer of his and bans him. Viewer simps for Austin and presumably gets back in his good graces. But after this incident, it's pretty smooth sailing without much sperging out. Seems in reasonable spirits for a few hours.
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This guy is simping for him hard on discord rn.

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This evening: saddest boy alive. Loses $200 to the cats and starts crying about how unfair it is that he can't win at an online casino (LOL).
HahaYes said:
Here's the archive for the end of his most recent stream starting from when the cats took all his money again. Bossman lost 200 bucks, had a melty and sobbed about how hard it is to lose all his sponsored money every day in front of people. Pure kino.
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It's truly a roller coaster of emotions every single day with this guy. I don't know how the hell he keeps this up. Absolutely fascinating.
 
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anybody else notice that? he didnt stay there long, he never does but i got it
this is his wager bar that he has to fill before withdrawing his daily reload or his Gold Coin wager crypto (they give you X percent extra when you use their coins)
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i was confused when he withdrew 200 dollars today
but it is the start of the month, so that amount he withdrew today that he said he could withdraw any day was likely Monthly he gets at the start of every month from Stake, not his daily reload
his daily reload and any Gold wager coins follows the rules as per the image above, i think he has reached it now and withdrew some money
edit: it is exactly 3 x, so he has to turn 50 into 150 before he can withdraw and LOL at "free Stake Cash"
 
Mochimon is perhaps the most shitty scam-looking slot I've seen him play, but the low-budget anime aesthetic was a staple for those sorts of shovelware money pit games 15 years ago.
 
Stormforge taking austin's gambol bux like it ain't shit.
Edit: Vault for $45 opened. Fuck saving or just not gambling!
 
Happy 100 Pages Boss!
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I would do a thread highlight recap but instead lets celebrate your most notable quotes:

  • I hate my life dude I fuckin hate my life!
  • come on please someone help me man come on pleaseee
  • nobody cares man...
  • Lossmanjack
  • I'm such a fucking loser
  • You're a rat everyone here is a rat
  • This is SO FUCKIN WRONG!!
  • I'll get off if I lose this round....
  • WOOOO AYOOO AYYYY
  • Bro come on bro come on
  • Juice me bro?
  • I'm deleting my account
  • This shit is RIGGED bro I'm tellin you
  • I'm doing everything right, and I STILL lose
  • Holy Shit Balls!
  • Have a good night guys
  • You're a fucking VAGINA
 
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happy 100! i have seen his numbers increase rather dramatically since Null first introduced us to him
i dont mean his balance, i mean his live viewers, suibs and followers, he just had 350 people watching live towards the end and he definitely cant afford to view bot
it looks like a painful loop to be in, but whether he realises it or not, his stream is improving day by day
is it sustainable? nope, but here we are
 
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