💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[LanternsNSongs]

This is similar to a manager and boss situation.

Except those people experienced in office politics actually manipulate people day and night for years while Rekieta only managed to fool middle aged women who fried their brains with anti depressants or benzos. He couldn't even manipulate a literally retarded young girl like Pippa and had to back off after getting mocked by her live.

Rekieta is simply not socially smart enough to do that, he can never do that. When every word that comes out of your mouth has seething rage behind it, people realize this and call you a loser faggot instead of getting convinced.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Everything I wanted to say has already been stated more eloquently by someone else on the previous 10 pages of the thread. So I'll just leave you with this:

I'm sorry that Josh's Internet friend turned out to be such a massive faggot.

 

[Tackleberry]

*Miscellaneous Vito-Guarding*

Apologies for my poor memory; I haven't watched Nose in well over a year, but it seems to me that not all that long ago, Nose viscerally ripped Vito, even putting him on the wall once or twice. Am I misremembering this? Does Vito suck cock good enough to earn a pardon from the Nose?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Apologies for my poor memory; I haven't watched Nose in well over a year, but it seems to me that not all that long ago, Nose viscerally ripped Vito, even putting him on the wall once or twice. Am I misremembering this? Does Vito suck cock good enough to earn a pardon from the Nose?

Nick finally managed to get Dick to appear on his streams somewhat regularly (to my recollection, Dick has almost never appeared on his stream during the vic saga). So he needs to keep sucking Vito's dick to be allowed to suck Dick's dick.

 

[Associate Rick]

Gayest gay op ever. Trying to turn Drexel into the next George Floyd. I wish I was better at photoshop.

How many years will Null get for keeping the black man down?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a hot tub stream:

Spoiler: [Long] Dick/July Drama: Nick most affected

- Nick opens by saying how much he hates the drama between July and Masterson + Vito. It is making him stressed, but he is not telling you to like either one. Neither has watched Cuties, and there is no evidence either is a paedophile. They took the principled stance that it was not child porn and Nick agrees, despite it being awful. It was a poor attempt at social commentary that ended up using the problem of child exploitation to expose exploitation.

- All they have done is laugh. Eric has 'grifted' on indie comics and CG, and that is good. Dick is criticising the story. He criticised it's story becuase reviews never mentioned it. He then read it and confirmed that opinion. People are mad that Eric got ANY critique.

- Nick hasn't seen any evidence they called the other ISOM. They denied it to him. If they did it, it is not illegal. It is an 'internet faux pas' that he doesn't endorse. There is a lot of evidence it was a fan. You will have to show Nick evidence that wither called the comics charity or the Christian ministry for him to believe or condemn. Dick said he contacted the first charity separate from the leaked e-mail.

- Nick would not have copy struck the 'Clippaverse'. If Eric July went to court now over copyright for that he would lose. He is not even sure it was Eric. He thinks the one who did it was stupid.

- Nick hares drama becuase it makes his life and show harder in the audience and guests. This is the same thing big corporations do. Indepenadent people would be calling out them out. He is friends wirh everyone.

- Eric's audience is after Nick. All the criticism is 'racism', 'DC/Marvel-lover!', 'liberal!' and the like. It was a total spergout, and they are 'conditioned to go after haters'.

- Nick think the e-mail to the ministry was an 'obvious troll' who wasn't trying to interfere--just to get a response to read on the show. The ministry did not have to filea lawsuit to pretext their mark, in Nick's legal opinion, a demand letter wouls have worked.

- Nick had 'secret guests' at Nashville who asked him to uninvited Dick and who pulled out. He won't tell you who they were because he likes them all. He blames everyone involved for making him stressed. Nick only cares about how people come after him (not Dick or Vito) and demands made on him.

- Nick forgot Ty was coming on the show

- Nick has electrical issues on the Navigator. He bought a Black Label warranty on it. He thinks it is a battery ground/drain.

- Nick wants to get Emily Baker to go to Nashville. He wants to get on Whatever Podcast. He wants to get to San Antonio

- No show tomorrow. Labour Day family camp preparation. He will try to recall to post on SM as a reminder, but he will be on a Kik platform debate on Trump with Pisco and Destiny on Monday. Maybe LOCALS streams.

 

[Swole McPole]

"Guys, I know Null, he is afraid of the people on Kiwi Farms. I know because I am right"

"Guys, I know Null. He is afraid of the people on Kiwi Farms. I know this because I am afraid of the Kiwi Farms. If they can document and publicize MY degeneracy, why would they not do the same thing to Null when HE falls out of favour?"

If Nick thinks that there's somebody out there defaming him, there'a lawyer locak to him who can ptobably handle it. Lawyer name of Schnieder. Charges very reasonable rates, I hear. Alternatively, he might want to send more money to Randazza. That guy could always use another new suit.

Edit: nodded out mid-post, goddamit!

 

[Captain Manning]

Good morning, Farms.

I would like to begin my day, if I may, by pointing out that, despite Nick's claim that Null hates Drexel because he's black, Null has been adamant that a certain other melanated person should be left alone to make his goddamned comic books.

I must therefore conclude Null is a pretty crappy racist.

I wonder why Nick didn't factor that into his analysis? Oh wait! It's because that would be at odds with what Dick is trying (and thus far largely failing) to achieve here: The ruination of Eric July. OBVIOUSLY the black comic guy with right-wing views is the far greater villain than the pedo (Vito) and the suspected groomer (Drex). Silly me.

At this point, Nick should just be made an honorary resident of L.A., because he's starting to talk like one more and more every day. Muh racism.

 

[waffle]

Nick is being such a petty, retarded asshole this week that if MATI today isn't substantially about him and Juju/Vito I can only imagine it's because Null doesn't want to give him the satisfaction of burning the bridge with a corn harvest 2.0 joke and wants to make Nick do it him self.

We all talk about the Sonichu demon, but what if it's really that that-which-stalks-the-rows has its eye on Nick as the next corn sacrifice? Whiskey has a lot of corn in it, after all...

 

[sneedem&feedem]

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Nick, Josh isn't controlled or pressured into agreeing with KFers, stop making things up you retard. If Josh did what we told him to do he'd be selling his ass feet on OnlyFans.

Ftfy

 

[Strix454]

The way he slowly crawls her age up from 20 to 23 is interesting

Makes me think that 20 is much closer to the truth but he realize that sounded bad after saying it.

And I wouldn't be surprised if 20 is an exaggeration. Maybe she was almost 20 so he just conveniently rounded up

Based on all his stories, 20 is the most likely age. She was in undergrad college at the time. Usually described as a junior which puts her right about at 20. When he started defending himself, the stories changed and she got a couple years older. To me, even if the age was older that doesn't help because its still all kinds of cringe to go from mother to daughter.

There was one YT clip without Nick where Drex offered as close as he as ever come to defending himself on this issue. I think its somewhere in Elissa's clips.

Drex's argument was that:

1) She knew about his reputation "hosting orgies, gang bangs and swinger parties" and "being in the [bdsm] lifestyle" from her mother and the people around her mother who disapproved of her relationship with Drex. So it was her Mom's fault that the daughter learned about Drex's power as a black bull dom.

2) She also saw all kinds of stuff about Drex, his lifestyle and his sexual power from her Mom's phone. Therefore Drex did nothing and its all her Mom's fault.

3) Its not grooming because she wanted it. She pursued Drex. Therefore its all her fault and it can't be grooming.

Its the usual Drex argument. Or maybe the only Drex argument. The power of Muh Dick and the inability of the bitches to resist it.

Listening to Nick, Nick's narrative is that Drex was telling these stories about doing the daughter of some women he was involved with, organizing interstate gang-bangs, fucking married women, kissing troons and all the rest of it was that Drex was trying to help young men form healthy relationships and avoid the degeneracy that Drex had fallen into in the past. By telling his stupid, implausible porn-y stories on Nick's show, Drex was saving young men from becoming incels.

At some point between I guess 2020 and 2023 according to Nick, Drex saw the light and became a good man. That he wants to help young men form healthy relationships now.

One of my current theories is that these really stupid, utterly implausible stories that Nick tells on his channel are not actually aimed at his critics or his audience. They are aimed at his wife. They are about convincing his wife that all these horrible people that Nick is friends with and has around his kids are actually good people. Kayla would absolutely be DUMB ENOUGH to be convinced by Nick that Drex is a good reformed guy who wants to help young men with relationships.

 

[200MB]

Good morning, Farms.

I would like to begin by day, if I may, by pointing out that, despite Nick's claim that Null hates Drexel because he's black, Null has been adamant that a certain other melanated person should be left alone to make his goddamned comic books.

I must therefore conclude Null is a pretty crappy racist.

I wonder why Nick didn't factor that into his analysis? Oh wait! It's because that would be at odds with what Dick is trying (and thus far largely failing) to achieve here: The ruination of Eric July. OBVIOUSLY the black comic guy with right-wing views is the far greater villain than the pedo (Vito) and the suspected groomer (Drex). Silly me.

At this point, Nick should just be made an honorary resident of L.A., because he's starting to talk like one more and more every day. Muh racism.

Nick crying about racism reminded me of this gem:

 

[Mikoyan]

Well, that's another nail in Coomalot's coffin then. We have a NASCAR thread with 17 pages, and a Formula 1 thread with 442. Despite our autism, the Farms seems to prefer both left AND right hand turns.

It seems so. I'm one of the most active posters in there and en I'm more an Indycar/road course/sports car/F1 guy.

He bought a Black Label warranty on it.

That is, at least, a service package from Ford on Lincolns so it's not like he paid some Pajeet who wanted to talk to him about his car's extended warranty.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

One of my current theories is that these really stupid, utterly implausible stories that Nick tells on his channel are not actually aimed at his critics or his audience. They are aimed at his wife. They are about convincing his wife that all these horrible people that Nick is friends with and has around his kids are actually good people. Kayla would absolutely be DUMB ENOUGH to be convinced by Nick that Drex is a good reformed guy who wants to help young men with relationships.

This is a real possibility. I'm not in the "Kayla is innocent of everything" camp that some are, but Nick trying to pull one (or several) over on her, that feels right. Also, given Nick's online behavior revealed as of late, I would 100% believe he gaslights Kayla.

If one thing has come out of all this nonsense, it's the confirmation that Nick and Drex drifted apart after college, and "got the band back together" come the streaming days. (This was the logical conclusion, as Nick is in BFN, and Drexel is still near the Twin Cities, and may have even been up in Duluth, given that's where his baby mama and daughter live now. Nick as we know is a lazy faggot, and he had a lot on his plate between several jobs he didn't care about, and then moonlighting law school, in addition to raising a family of eventually five and not cleaning the house or anything.)

Which... would explain why Nick didn't fully know what Drex had become in the interim (I doubt Drex was posting from orgies on his facebook), and why Balldoman might have to smooth things over when Kayla catches bits about Drexel's sexcapades, when she hears about them on Elissa's channel. And eventually he moonlights her into a life of, shall we see, hedonism.

 

[Strix454]

I was wondering this too so I peeked in. Chat admins have black and white 3 and rainbow 24 emotes so it's likely they're into NASCAR.

Camelot bought an early 2000s NASCAR backup car which he drives at NASCAR nostalgia races. Famously, the first time he took the car out on the track, he put it into the wall.

 

[Kopasea]

Camelot bought an early 2000s NASCAR backup car which he drives at NASCAR nostalgia races. Famously, the first time he took the car out on the track, he put it into the wall.

Sounds like Nick and Camelot have a lot in common then, since Nick put his brand new mustang into the ditch on the drive home.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Re: Drex,

I might be alone in this, but I find the bdsm part particularly annoying, like to me it has nearly equal weight to the grooming part.

No matter what anyone tells you, bdsm is a weird cult run by leftist activists with personality disorders. It’s populated by post modern academics and is another level of grooming in itself. There’s no way to separate bdsm from politics.

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

1) She knew about his reputation "hosting orgies, gang bangs and swinger parties" and "being in the [bdsm] lifestyle" from her mother and the people around her mother who disapproved of her relationship with Drex. So it was her Mom's fault that the daughter learned about Drex's power as a black bull dom.

Yeah his whole story is just incredibly convenient

The world conspired to make him fuck this girl who he's known since she was a child

Also I'd have marginally more respect for Drex if the gangbangs he was involved in were the normal melanated type and not the faggy coom brain type, or I'd at least be marginally less grossed out by his stories.

 

[AnOminous]

Sort of doubt it, you have to smoke a bunch over longer periods of time. Cigarettes sure, people put away a pack or two a day easy but cigars are harder since they're more of an investment, time wise mostly, I'm assuming he can afford it. Also you don't inhale cigar smoke unless you want to shit your entire ass.

He smokes poles so large they cause physical damage to his esophagus and larynx, and obviously inhales whatever comes out of them too.