Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Time for some mathematics homework. Did you graduate high school?

1) How much time does it take for Christopher to reach the ground?
2) What is Christopher's velocity when he hits the ground?
3) How much Newtons of impact?
4) Assuming Christopher has 10 hearts and every 50 Newtons does one heart of damage, how many hearts does Christopher have left?
5) Which item can Christopher use to prevent this Gravity Accident?

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I really don't fucking get this site sometimes. What's so funny about seeing someone's life take a tumble? Don't you know these people have a lot of hills to climb?
 
Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Based on this transcript alone, I will not be surprised if we learn that drugs and/or a manic episode contributed to his death.
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He's tweaked the fuck out. The beady gaze and jerking movements are a dead giveaway.

Totally avoidable deaths are my fave. I'm picturing the news trickling through as the actual female climbers, lesbians, Subaru owners etc feel a wash of relief when they hear the details about the lack of rope and surplus of mentally ill dick
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
at first i thought it was dong gone who fell off a mountain and i was gonna make a joke about how he went from consent accidents to climbing accidents. but i see it was actually just the troon who got .is taken away.
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I almost wish it WAS dongles gone who fell off the cliff...would have been enough to convince me definitively there is a God.

(I'm agnostic but lean towards the possibly there is a god. but the fact that people like ding dong and goon Clown walk the earth make me wonder)
 
AltisticRight said:
1) How much time does it take for Christopher to reach the ground?
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About 8 to 10 seconds. Plenty of time to think about their choices in life.
AltisticRight said:
2) What is Christopher's velocity when he hits the ground?
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77 m/s
AltisticRight said:
3) How much Newtons of impact?
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267540 Newtons? Not sure Joules to Newtons.
AltisticRight said:
4) Assuming Christopher has 10 hearts and every 50 Newtons does one heart of damage, how many hearts does Christopher have left?
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Christophers Heart Meter Rolled Over.
AltisticRight said:
5) Which item can Christopher use to prevent this Gravity Accident?
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A shorter noose.

Isn't math fun!
 
Sorry for moralfagging, but I think that meming this unfortunate death will only radicalize them into attacking the farms. However, damn, that's a new one. It's like the Mujahideen throwing gay people from the top of buildings.
 
Neil said:
Initially I felt sorry for this pathetic excuse of a human being, but stopped after remembering that this is what he said about his mom:
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He was gleefully awaiting his own mother's death and gloating about how he's basically killed off his family's bloodline by castrating himself for his fetish, calling his mom's genes a "poison" after she complimented him.

Make all the jokes you want about this shithead. He'd gloat the same way over anyone he dislikes meeting a fatal end.
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Yeah, I saw that one and instantly the very little amount of sympathy I had for him died. What did he expect the mom to say?
That's a fucking compliment that literally everyone is proud of them and they take it to Twitter of all fucking places to get victim points? Absolutely pathetic.

Ask yourself my fellow forum users: Have you ever tried to shame your parent to an entire community for asspats? If the answer is any form of "No, I'd literally never do that" congratulations, you are still human.
 
A "Plant a tree" Kris Nova remembrance campaign would be poetic so the troons could witness the leaves fall to their death every Autumn.
 
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