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[Meth Until Death]

Speak your truth fren <3

It's a pretty interesting mix though, you'll get the unhinged ranting and then you'll have some nonna gently correct them. I think there's more self aware posters that think about potential lurkers.

 

[Empress.]

Is lolcow.farm down?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Is lolcow.farm down?
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It's back up. It was just schedule maintenance for ~8 hours. Whenever it's down, I suggest you check crystal.cafe's /b/ for the Lolcow Bunker threads.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

LCF's April Fool's joke is up:




If you're not familiar, Shayna Clifford is /snow/'s number one most popular lolcow and easily the most talked about cow on the site. She has a dead thread here, but is currently on her 134th 1000+ post thread over there. She's especially infamous for having the most dedicated a-logs on the site and unless you're a shaytard, you probably hate shaytards. It's a common joke that all her haters are other fat, washed up camwhores and that's probably true. She is THE LCF cow and this year she's getting a fitting tribute.

Why is Shayna Clifford so popular on LCF? Nobody really knows. She's a completely generic camwhore past her prime. Her milk is stale, but constant. She's like a force of nature at this point.
/shay/ / Archive

Some of the threads on /shay/:



Her current thread. Actually, all of her threads are moved over to this board, although there are so many, only up to #45 is visible. This allows the nostalgic shaytard to casually browse through years of content at a glance. She's gained a lot of weight!

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Ngl though the ShayGatory (shay purgatory) wouldn't be a bad idea.

 

[Dylan]

I'm digging that degenerate shit. I think I'm going to join them and try to cone up with something even more degenerate.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

It's April 2nd and /shay/ is still up! Multiple users on /meta/ and /shay/ itself are asking for it to be permanent.

Thread / Archive

 

[Mordhau47392]

You just have to love this community. Thank you.

Spoiler

 

[rrtyui]

Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

-Troon
-Self hating
Checks out.

 

[slut4TempleOS]

I haven't seen it used since 2015 but their used to be a moderation sticker thingy for the Jannies to use when people were sperging about weight. I can't even find a picture of it but it had a tape measure and it said "32inch waist". I miss it. The first decline was when the mods got fired without warning and the second decline was the tranny Jannie banning people for saying seethe cope and dilate. I think there was definitely a golden age of shitposting and discord drama around 2016 for LCF. Damn I miss it

 

[Dysnomia]

I haven't seen it used since 2015 but their used to be a moderation sticker thingy for the Jannies to use when people were sperging about weight. I can't even find a picture of it but it had a tape measure and it said "32inch waist". I miss it. The first decline was when the mods got fired without warning and the second decline was the tranny Jannie banning people for saying seethe cope and dilate. I think there was definitely a golden age of shitposting and discord drama around 2016 for LCF. Damn I miss it

Ah yes. 32 inch waist-chan.

I'll have to admit though, she kinda had a point because Pixy never fit into any of the lolita and cosplay she bought and was delusional about her body type outside of the "I'm old and fat and I'll never go to Japan" spergouts. But it's one thing to say "there's no way that's a 32 inch waist" and another to post a bunch of unintentionally embarrassing things about yourself and become a meme.

 

[AmateurComedicTaxidermist]

For anyone invested in the many Dolly Mattel Sagas, Shayna's tit is confirmed fake.
Long time Titfoilers vindicated

 

[Madame Souza]

Scrolling through like 17 Jonny Craig threads was made worth it by this threadpic, I howled

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Sometimes the line between the guys and the girls becomes invisible.

 

[AmateurComedicTaxidermist]

Has anyone been over to Kelly Ronahans thread lately? Some nona has posted videos of Kelly with her hair all picked out, teeth removed, looking like a withered old lady mouth, and her pus infected stumps. I keep trying to get iView attachment 5272255t uploaded, but just not happening. I apologize if this comes out huge mods, I'm having massive tor issues today.
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[Sparkling Yuzu]

Has anyone been over to Kelly Ronahans thread lately? Some nona has posted videos of Kelly with her hair all picked out, teeth removed, looking like a withered old lady mouth, and her pus infected stumps. I keep trying to get iView attachment 5272255t uploaded, but just not happening. I apologize if this comes out huge mods, I'm having massive tor issues today.
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Did her eyes always point different ways? She looks like Cyrax.

 

[Temperance]

Has anyone been over to Kelly Ronahans thread lately? Some nona has posted videos of Kelly with her hair all picked out, teeth removed, looking like a withered old lady mouth, and her pus infected stumps. I keep trying to get iView attachment 5272255t uploaded, but just not happening. I apologize if this comes out huge mods, I'm having massive tor issues today.
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Here are the videos. I can't vouch for their authenticity or original source, though.
https://old.reddit.com/r/KellyRonahanproof/

Spoiler: Gross stump

 

[Omen_Sulk]

 

[BlueSpark]

Couple of amusing things I've seen on there recently:

 

[Omen_Sulk]