8/18/2023 The Fuck Cozy Festival - Will Ralph shart himself like he did last festival?

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>Null is on
>AND Ralph kicks Vito "The Pedo" because he's radioactive and even Ethan Ralph doesn't want to deal with him?
EXTREMELY common Ralphamale W 😎
 
newuser131 said:
do you think ralph will try to have godwinson with elaine on during the null segment? i know that null wants nothing to do with elaine with the whole carving his name on her thighs incident.

i don't think ralph knows about it but godwinson does. i can see godwinson trick ralph by letting them both on during the null segment. what will null's response be if this happens?
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My guess is he will just instantly hang up and never call in to Ralph's show ever again.
 
The lineup is looking good. Long live The King of the Sektur. Freed from the Sonichu demon, he establishes a bountiful festival celebrating a harvest of content. Lords, ladies, knights and useless faggots gather to entertain.

PPP on suicide watch.
 
6thRanger said:
PPP on suicide watch.
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The old PPP broke bread with Ralph during the Christmas Truce over flagging Teaclips down. He offered to do an RV with Ralph. He had Ralph on the Kino Casino itself to dab on Fagmenco. He always hated Ralph, but he never took some moral fag stance of refusing to talk to him. And this was when Ralph was at the height of his degeneracy and was a Nick Fuentes acolyte.

Now, finally, Ralph is doing the right thing. The thing PPP always told him to do. He's waging war against the groypers, he's leading the charge against the pedophiles. And now PPP decides he's above talking to Ralph? Why? Because Ralph doxed some faggot paypig? Really??

It's just really gay. The old PPP spat on paypigs. Now the grift is what matters, not the righteous crusade. Say what you will about Ralph, but AF does need to be destroyed and if helping Ralph gets us one step closer to that goal, then the Kino Casino should accept the olive branch.

Just my two cents but it's a bit rich for them to act like the gatekeepers of fucking with AF.
 
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL LOLCOWS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT NICK FUENTES AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER LOLCOW, YOU'VE GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING THE MORE LIKEABLE ONE, BUT IT'S A FIVE STAR DAY AND I'M PART CORN, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST AT BEATING ME

THEN YOU ADD NULL TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF BEING LIKABLE DRASTICALLY GO DOWN.
SEE, THE FUCK COZY FESTIVAL, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUE NULL KNOWS I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO NICK, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU'VE GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING THIS WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO GUNT ON GUNT, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS, I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING.
SEE NICK, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE.

SEE, BUT I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR ALL YOU LADIES. I'MMA TALK TO ALL THE FREAKS OUT THERE, WOULD YOU RATHER COME HOME TO ME, THE TOP OF THE SEKTUR, TO BE GUNTED EVERY NIGHT? OR GO HOME TO THAT GAY TWINK NICK FUENTES?
 
BiggestKai said:
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL LOLCOWS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT NICK FUENTES AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER LOLCOW, YOU'VE GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING THE MORE LIKEABLE ONE, BUT IT'S A FIVE STAR DAY AND I'M PART CORN, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST AT BEATING ME

THEN YOU ADD NULL TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF BEING LIKABLE DRASTICALLY GO DOWN.
SEE, THE FUCK COZY FESTIVAL, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUE NULL KNOWS I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO NICK, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU'VE GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING THIS WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO GUNT ON GUNT, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS, I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING.
SEE NICK, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE.

SEE, BUT I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR ALL YOU LADIES. I'MMA TALK TO ALL THE FREAKS OUT THERE, WOULD YOU RATHER COME HOME TO ME, THE TOP OF THE SEKTUR, TO BE GUNTED EVERY NIGHT? OR GO HOME TO THAT GAY TWINK NICK FUENTES?
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9/10, needs more "TROOO" and less correct spelling.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
It's just really gay. The old PPP spat on paypigs. Now the grift is what matters, not the righteous crusade. Say what you will about Ralph, but AF does need to be destroyed and if helping Ralph gets us one step closer to that goal, then the Kino Casino should accept the olive branch.

Just my two cents but it's a bit rich for them to act like the gatekeepers of fucking with AF.
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It's always been about the grift. The only reason why he spat on paypiggery was because he wasn't making any. Now that's he's got a taste, he lives and dies by it (as does his content).

It's like all the leftie anarcho-whatevers. It's easy to be anti-capitalism, anti-money, anti-stuff when you don't have anything, haven't earned anything, and can't handle the pressure and responsibilities of success, so they get loud and proud about being losers.
 
BiggestKai said:
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL LOLCOWS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT NICK FUENTES AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER LOLCOW, YOU'VE GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING THE MORE LIKEABLE ONE, BUT IT'S A FIVE STAR DAY AND I'M PART CORN, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST AT BEATING ME

THEN YOU ADD NULL TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF BEING LIKABLE DRASTICALLY GO DOWN.
SEE, THE FUCK COZY FESTIVAL, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUE NULL KNOWS I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO NICK, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU'VE GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING THIS WAR. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO GUNT ON GUNT, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS, I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING.
SEE NICK, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE.

SEE, BUT I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR ALL YOU LADIES. I'MMA TALK TO ALL THE FREAKS OUT THERE, WOULD YOU RATHER COME HOME TO ME, THE TOP OF THE SEKTUR, TO BE GUNTED EVERY NIGHT? OR GO HOME TO THAT GAY TWINK NICK FUENTES?
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WELL I TELL YOU WHAT TIMES THAT BY TEN CUZ NULL IS A MASTER MA-LIPULATOR. I TELL YOU WHAT THESE YOUNG PUNKS HAVE NO IDEA THE STORM ON THE HORIZON FOR THE FUCK COZY FESTIVAL.

ELAINE, YOU FINALLY BLEACHED YOUR TEETH BUT THEY'RE STILL CROOKED AS HELL.
 
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Psionic Rat said:
Might listen for the Josh and Jesse sections.... Maybe the Azov guy, wtf does he have to do with Fuentes? Out of the loop on that one.

I'd have really enjoyed a temporary armistice between KC and Gunt, if anything for the tension that would surely boil over. Add in the ghost of Jim and it'd be a real party.
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It’s a mystery why the Ukrainian Nazi (No, no not like says gamer words in Xbox live chat and has beliefs that were common before 2010, a literal real Nazi who has 1940’s Nazi beliefs) that has crucified and killed Russians will not like Fuentes a dainty little gay midget mutt who thinks Russia is BASED and is directing all his followers to support Russia.
 
Today's MATI is cancelled, and Josh said that he has recorded an interview with Ralph for the Festival, so he probably won't show up live
 
UnKillShredDur said:
What time does this start?
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1.30 according to Ralph

I'm interested in hearing the Azov guy. Not often you get to hear from literal 1940's style Nazis that crucify people for shits and giggles.
Not sure what the point in Elaine is but I suppose Ralph just decided to let anyone on who asked, either that or shes still hanging off Godwinsons nutsack.
 
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