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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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Holy fucking shit a midget training pitbulls? I can't wait to see the aftermath on theync. I wonder if they should give him platemail for extra defense. Maybe a sword that glows blue when they inevitably become aggressive? I would seriously watch this if they give him aggressive dogs. Which alas, they won't. Because they would eat him.
The bro would be wielding a damn blue lightsaber at that point
 
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Beagle + Pit bull. That's pretty much the dog equivalent of burning coal. Why would torment the heritage of Beagles by mixing them with pits forcing their gene pools to interact?
 
This may be a bad time to mention it, but 20-ish years ago I owned a lab/pitbull mix. The lab genes were dominant (he looked more lab than pit), so he was actually friendly while looking intimidating. He was the goodest of boys. But that was a gamble I didn't know I was making, and these days I'd probably just stick with a pure Labrador.
 
I had a post-apocalyptic dream about giant pit bulls, like the pigs in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. By the end of it I was in a Jurassic Park jeep running them down. Does this make me weird?
 
They probably thought Cujo was a documentary. (Ignoring the fact that he only attacked people because he had rabies, of course.)
The people that own shitbulls are the same type of people that genetically cannot distinguish fiction from reality. Girl boss movies, smart nigger movies, etc.
It's because they understand that if they were to start making the connection then society as a whole will start connecting the dots and wondering why nobody is doing the same with other aspects of society that are similarly violent and uncontrollable.

Saying pitbulls are genetically prone to violence and the breed needs to be banned, bred out, etc is literally racist against [insert group of people here].

Ergo, the only option is to talk about "not all pitbulls are like that", etc.
There's a reason they say that it's the dog version of racism. They are not wrong. Also I agree about varg.
 
I had a post-apocalyptic dream about giant pit bulls, like the pigs in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. By the end of it I was in a Jurassic Park jeep running them down. Does this make me weird?
XL American bullies are basically giant pitbulls. The American bully started out as an attempt at making a less aggressive pit. The XL breeders decided to do away with that and focus more on making big monsters.
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They can weigh up to 130 pounds.
 
XL American bullies are basically giant pitbulls. The American bully started out as an attempt at making a less aggressive pit. The XL breeders decided to do away with that and focus more on making big monsters.
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They can weigh up to 130 pounds.
That thing looks like it could shallow a small adult whole and still have room for a child or two
 
This may be a bad time to mention it, but 20-ish years ago I owned a lab/pitbull mix. The lab genes were dominant (he looked more lab than pit), so he was actually friendly while looking intimidating. He was the goodest of boys. But that was a gamble I didn't know I was making, and these days I'd probably just stick with a pure Labrador.
That's kind of the issue with pits. A well trained and socialized pit will probably live its entire life without a incident but there's always the chance its genes kick in and it snaps. It's like playing Russian roulette with a fifty round chamber. Yeah, you probably won't get the bullet but it's certainly not a zero percent chance. This also to say nothing of your average pit which is just an untrained ruthless murder monster. Glad your boy had a fulfilling life.
 
I was talking to a new coworker of mine and he was talking about his dogs. I already knew before he said that it was gonna be pitbulls. 5 are his and one is his mom's.
"I have a 140lb XL bully"
"I spent 2800 on my pocket bully"
 
XL American bullies are basically giant pitbulls. The American bully started out as an attempt at making a less aggressive pit. The XL breeders decided to do away with that and focus more on making big monsters.
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They can weigh up to 130 pounds.
On the one hand, anyone who thinks this is a "nanny dog" is out of their mind and deserves what comes next.

On the other hand, if you're breeding monsters to sic on the Russians, this is exactly what you're looking for.
 
XL American bullies are basically giant pitbulls. The American bully started out as an attempt at making a less aggressive pit. The XL breeders decided to do away with that and focus more on making big monsters.
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They can weigh up to 130 pounds.
Doesn't even look like a dog, looks inbred af multiple genetic defects
 
On the one hand, anyone who thinks this is a "nanny dog" is out of their mind and deserves what comes next.

On the other hand, if you're breeding monsters to sic on the Russians, this is exactly what you're looking for.

Well in the current war. A pitbull was used as a therapy dog to make Ukrainian kids happy.

Dog therapy for kids facing the trauma of the war in Ukraine

BOYARKA, Ukraine (AP) — Bice is an American pit bull terrier with an important and sensitive job in Ukraine — comforting children traumatized by Russia’s war.

The playful 8-year-old gray dog arrived on time this week to a rehabilitation center on the outskirts of the Ukrainian capital, ready to start his duties.

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And in came Bice, the tail-wagging therapist.

Darina Kokozei, the pooch’s owner and handler, asked the children to come one by one, to ask him to do a trick or two. He sat. He stood up on his hind legs. He extended a paw, or rolled over. Then, a group hug — followed by a few tasty treats for him.

For more than 30 minutes, Bice let everybody to touch him and hug him, without ever barking. It was as if nothing else mattered at that moment, as if there were nothing to worry about — like, say, a war ravaging their country.

This is the first time that Sliepova has worked with a dog as part of her therapies. But, she said, “I read a lot of literature that working with dogs, with four-legged rehabilitators, helps children reduce stress, increase stress resistance, and reduce anxiety.”

The kids did not seem stressed out, but of course the reality is still out there.
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I think only the Slavs have a shot at properly training shitbulls, they're practically raised from birth to be tough as nails, and won't put up with a disobedient, dysfunctional dog.

I have read on different sites that pitbulls are banned in Ukraine, so I guess due to the chaos of the war, that this one slipped through the cracks.

Maybe there are some that own these things regardless of the law in Ukraine but they probably should know better than exposing it to kids like a toy.
 
Doesn't even look like a dog, looks inbred af multiple genetic defects
All types of American bullies are very inbred. There's four kinds. Micro(the tiny frog dogs), pocket(actually medium sized dogs), standard, and XL. These dogs tend to go for absurd amounts of money.
 
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