Every time I think that Chris can't surprise me anymore,he manage to prove me wrong in the most disgusting ways.
It's probably one of the most fucked up thing he said in recent times,and he wrote it on facebook like it's normal wanting to fuck your own mother.I don't know if someone told him it's normal or if he's just trying to justify that he wants to fuck Snorlax,but shit's getting weird.
It's funny how often Chris' facebook posts make me ask myself "Why the fuck would he post this?"
Seriously Chris, nobody wants to read about how often you've fantasized about fucking your elderly mother's holey buttocks just to save money on hookers.
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the fact that the main thing that stopped Chris it seems is the fact that he wouldn't want to produce a developmentally challenged child by accident....Imma repeat that....the autistic man who has carved a makeshift vagina into his own gouche and is so desperate to have a kid that he freezes tupperware containers full of jizz has decided the main drawback to fucking his own mother would be having a kid who's a bit special.
It's 1am here and I just bit my tongue to stop me laughing at that so hard that it's bleeding.
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at the fact that the main thing that stopped Chris it seems is the fact that he wouldn't want to produce a developmentally challenged child by accident....Imma repeat that....the autistic man who has carved a makeshift vagina into his own gouche and is so desperate to have a kid that he freezes tupperware containers full of jizz has decided the main drawback to fucking his own mother would be having a kid who's a bit special.
It's 1am here and I just bit my tongue to stop me laughing at that so hard that it's bleeding.
Marvin, did CWC ever give an indication he had the hots for Barb, or is he just being autistic with an opinion and failing to see this is exactly what it sounds like he's saying?
I think it's mostly just autism. Though, I wouldn't be surprised that he's one of those sick fucks who thinks incest and molestation is OK because it must be better than getting no action at all. There are plenty of people out there who think that way unfortunately (spend some time on /b/ or /r9k/, you'll see it) but most have the sense not to share that on Facebook or IRL.
Either way, another creepy and gross piece of the CWC puzzle falls into place :autism:
Honestly I think Chris meant that he had literal dreams about having sex with his mum, not that it was an actual ambition of his. It's still wrong and extremely strange to dream it to begin with, but he never actually acted on them which at least is saying something. I know what he's saying is still gross but it's easy to get caught up on what he's saying and believing it to be worse than it actually is.
God, I can't believe I'm having to rationalise Chris saying he dreamed of having sex with his mother. I know he thinks he's a great mind who has tonnes of readers hanging on and agreeing with his every word but this is one time I wish he'd known when to just shut up.
Lurked for a while. Have now been horrified enough to genuinely say jfc!!! This person must surely be trolling everyone. No one can possibly be this self unaware. Kudos to his however that he has managed to get famous in a very remote part of Ireland. Forgive me if I'm doing something wrong but EWWW
She was 41 when she had Chris, so by the time he was old enough to fantasize about it she was already pretty old.
So it's basically a matter of choosing between psychotic Munchlax Barb, lazy Snorlax Barb, and the current decaying Barb. Which one would you pick?
Lurked for a while. Have now been horrified enough to genuinely say jfc!!! This person must surely be trolling everyone. No one can possibly be this self unaware. Kudos to his however that he has managed to get famous in a very remote part of Ireland. Forgive me if I'm doing something wrong but EWWW
Is the attraction to his mother some kind of legit Oedipus complex, or does the idea of incest intrigue him because it could save him money on hookers?
I really do miss the good old days of laughing at a simple, autistic young man in a rugby shirt and goofy medallion, and his terrible comic strip.
