MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[XYZpdq]

We now have less than 3 months for Donald to clean up his act and somehow make up for the last 2 months of unforced errors.

Hillary is running a tighter stronger campaign and Donald does not even have a ground game. A lot of Republicans won't vote for Donald, and there has been no strong effort to rally Bernie diehards to Donald Trump.

At this point, unless there is some kind of miracle - Hillary Clinton is going to be the US president starting in 2017.

Granted, there was a 10 point swing in the week before the brexit referendum(with widely variant results):

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-campaign-remain-european-union-a7084951.html

Still with how terrible the Trump campaign has operated, I doubt he could even use a victory to propel him even if it fell into his lap.

That's fine. I'm just being a catty bitch about polling since it's been mostly completely wrong lately.

 

[Brandobaris]

I'm curious, has Hillary had an negative mainstream press at all? About anything?

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm curious, has Hillary had an negative mainstream press at all? About anything?

New Poll Says Americans Only Mostly Love Hillary
These Ten Ways Hillary Could Be Even Better Will SHOCK You! (Conservatives HATE this!)

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

https://www.monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_US_080816/

well the trump run was fun but i guess it's time to face reality

46/34 against Trump's favor means he's in a lot of trouble. With three months left, Trump will not only have to kick his campaign into overdrive, but must also utterly eviscerate Clinton in the debates.

Spoiler

I'm thinking Trump should release an "Embarrassing Excerpts" commercial that reads out some of Clinton's worst emails and leaks. If a scream put Howard Deen's campaign to dreamland, than I'm sure airing her dirty laundry can do far worse.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Yeah America give nuclear codes to someone with brain damage.

But enough about Trump.

Honestly I could see staffers having to restrain Trump from just firing nukes at anyone or anything who displeases him. He has all the ego and lack of concern for others as Chris or ADF. The only reason he isn't homeless and getting a rotting crotch wound or covering himself in shitty tattoos is Daddy's money has made sure he has never had to face negative consequences for his behavior. The problem with that? As president his behavior will no longer just be something we can snicker at like other lolcows, it will have actual, worldwide consequences that actually can affect all of us.

We now have less than 3 months for Donald to clean up his act and somehow make up for the last 2 months of unforced errors.

Hillary is running a tighter stronger campaign and Donald does not even have a ground game. A lot of Republicans won't vote for Donald, and there has been no strong effort to rally Bernie diehards to Donald Trump.

At this point, unless there is some kind of miracle - Hillary Clinton is going to be the US president starting in 2017.

Granted, there was a 10 point swing in the week before the brexit referendum(with widely variant results):

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-campaign-remain-european-union-a7084951.html

Still with how terrible the Trump campaign has operated, I doubt he could even use a victory to propel him even if it fell into his lap.

Thank you!

Despite what certain people who says cuck every other work think, Clinton isn't heading some Machiavellian conspiracy to keep Trump down. He's done a great job of that himself. If the debates happen (which they might not) there is every possibility Trump throws a tantrum on the air and stomps out.

I can't say this enough. Trump is his own worst enemy.

I'm curious, has Hillary had an negative mainstream press at all? About anything?

https://www.good.is/articles/hillary-clinton-negative-press

A new report released this week by Harvard Kennedy School’s Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics, and Public Policy found Clinton has received far more negative coverage than any other candidate in the race thus far. The study was based on an analysis of news statements from CBS, Fox, the Los Angeles Times, NBC, the New York Times, USA Today, the Wall Street Journal, and the Washington Post.

Kinda old I know, but it still tells the story.

Of course now I'll get "All of those papers are cucks! Anyone who says what I don't like is a cuck! CUCK! CUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Please Trump supporters, learn from the Sanders supporters' mistake and accept your probable loss with grace and dignity before you end up with a thread of your own in the lolcow board.

 

[XYZpdq]

46/34 against Trump's favor means he's in a lot of trouble. With three months left, Trump will not only have to kick his campaign into overdrive, but must also utterly eviscerate Clinton in the debates.

Spoiler

I'm thinking Trump should release an "Embarrassing Excerpts" commercial that reads out some of Clinton's worst emails and leaks. If a scream put Howard Deen's campaign to dreamland, than I'm sure airing her dirty laundry can do far worse.

So point out that she's a crook? Yeah, that'll make a big difference. But then her camp might point out that Trump is a jerk! Imagine if somebody did that!

 

[Grog]

Lol neither Clinton nor Trump are going to launch a single nuke, calm down.

 

[XYZpdq]

Lol neither Clinton nor Trump are going to launch a single nuke, calm down.

NO clearly Trump will read a tweet and then twitter the bomb into the middle of NATO and Hillary will parkinsons shake her stroke arm right into THE BUTTON.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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Hillary Clinton is literally diagnosed with dementia.

This is what I meant. And when she is still in the bathroom during Live Tv/cough/have a seizure/whatever, Trump is sure as hell gonna call it out.

Or maybe not. After all, maybe you doubters are still clinging up to the "Trump is here to ensure his close, personal, friend Hillary gets the Presidency."

But remember, friends wouldn't let friends ruin their home.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Honestly I could see staffers having to restrain Trump from just firing nukes at anyone or anything who displeases him. He has all the ego and lack of concern for others as Chris or ADF. The only reason he isn't homeless and getting a rotting crotch wound or covering himself in shitty tattoos is Daddy's money has made sure he has never had to face negative consequences for his behavior. The problem with that? As president his behavior will no longer just be something we can snicker at like other lolcows, it will have actual, worldwide consequences that actually can affect all of us.

You're thinking too rationally in your irrational Trump logic. Trump would probably try to sell nukes in lieu of paying back the debt owed to China. Or sell Russia DARPA tech.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This is what I meant. And when she is still in the bathroom during Live Tv/cough/have a seizure/whatever, Trump is sure as hell gonna call it out.

Or maybe not. After all, maybe you doubters are still clinging up to the "Trump is here to ensure his close, personal, friend Hillary gets the Presidency."

But remember, friends wouldn't let friends ruin their home.

 

[AnOminous]

Interestingly, Johnson seems to hurt Clinton more at this point, based on the numbers I've seen. It mostly looks like it's because he pulls away younger voters from her who can't stand Trump; i.e. in a two-way race, they pick Clinton, but in a three- or four-way, they pick Johnson.

I can actually see that, having considered Johnson as an alternate third party vote since Jill Stein turns out to be literally fucking retarded.

 

[KingGeedorah]

https://www.monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_US_080816/

well the trump run was fun but i guess it's time to face reality

Good old M of U!
Gooooooooo Hawks.

 

[Brandobaris]

But enough about Trump.

Honestly I could see staffers having to restrain Trump from just firing nukes at anyone or anything who displeases him. He has all the ego and lack of concern for others as Chris or ADF. The only reason he isn't homeless and getting a rotting crotch wound or covering himself in shitty tattoos is Daddy's money has made sure he has never had to face negative consequences for his behavior. The problem with that? As president his behavior will no longer just be something we can snicker at like other lolcows, it will have actual, worldwide consequences that actually can affect all of us.

So why is it that Julian Assange and wikileaks are so adamant Hillary is bad? You think Trump is secretly paying wikileaks under the table?

Also, what are the articles that painted Trump in a good tone? Does anyone have an example of a mainstream media good tone Trump article? Oh wait nevermind I checked what counted as a "positive tone article" in the study:

This horserace focus leads them into four storylines: a candidate is “leading,” “trailing,” “gaining ground,” or “losing ground.” Of the four storylines, the most predictably positive one is that of the “gaining ground” candidate, particularly when that candidate is emerging from the back of the pack. It’s a story of growing momentum, rising poll numbers, and ever larger crowds. The storyline invariably includes negative elements, typically around the tactics that the candidate is employing in the surge to the top. But the overall media portrayal of a “gaining ground” candidate is a positive one.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

My bet is that Assange's involvement is simpler, in that his axe to grind is a personal one against Clinton.

 

[DZ 305]

Yeah you're right, Doctor's never lie, hippopotamus oath and all that.

Of course a doctor could lie! But I am willing to give someone with medical credentials the benefit of the doubt, considering the evidence to the contrary is spewed by walking dildos like Hannity and glorified waterfilter salesmen like Jones.

Wait how is another Doctor allowed to access the records of another patient in order to claim a rebuttal in the first place?

Clinton can authorize her doctor to share her information with another physician. In fact

You can ask your provider or health insurer not to share your health information with certain people, groups, or companies. For example, if you go to a clinic, you could ask the doctor not to share your medical record with other doctors or nurses in the clinic. However, the clinic does not always have to agree to do what you ask. In some cases, for instance, your doctor may need to share your information to ensure proper treatment and coordination of care between doctors in the clinic.

https://www.healthit.gov/patients-families/your-health-information-privacy
I am more interested in how Trump plans to unfuck himself

 

[meee]

New Poll Says Americans Only Mostly Love Hillary
These Ten Ways Hillary Could Be Even Better Will SHOCK You! (Conservatives HATE this!)

Number nine is astonishing!

 

[melty]

I like that they've just completely given up on making trump look sane and the new tactic is to claim hillary is less sane

 

[XYZpdq]

So what's the deal with Pulse Shooter Dad standing on stage with Hillary that my buddy keeps going on about?

 

[niggers]

don't worry someone will derka derka jihad on a church or school and then trumps campaign will live another day

its just gotta happen in the states to seal the deal