Would you Fly a F/A-18 or stick your dick in a toaster?

[WelperHelper99]

One is the ultimate leg lock, the other is better than sex. Choose

 

[Finger Pistols]

Both. Both is good.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

This is how the robots win, once we start having sex with toasters next thing we know they are getting married

 

[Meat Target]

This is how the robots win, once we start having sex with toasters next thing we know they are getting married

Toasters will be holy relics when we colonize Mars.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Fly on, my grandchild! I shall hold back the horny toasters!

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

On one hand, it wouldn't take months/years learning how to stick your dick in the toaster...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is how the robots win, once we start having sex with toasters next thing we know they are getting married

Oh, what's next, a license to have sex with my own damn toaster?

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

I'd try to see how high I can get the F-18 before my brain becomes oxygen deprived, or I succumb to the cold and loving embrace of death as I manage to break the limit of the troposphere.

Edit: While "Dangerzone" by Kenny Loggins plays in the cockpit of course. And two little framed photos giving me stern looks from the dashboard. One of Jesus Christ and the other of Mitsuharu Misawa.

 

[Gravemind]

I'd fly an F-18 while sticking my dick in a toaster.

 

[RollerGator]

I'd stick my dick in the F-18

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'd fly an F-18 while sticking my dick in a toaster.

The truly based decision, go supersonic in your Super Hornet, drop 2000 pound bombs onto some Chinese ships, and get blown by toaster chan at the same time. Also, the F-18 Super Hornet stops production in 2025, sad.

 

[DankSmoker]

This has me thinking it would be really cool to eat toast while looking at pictures of f/a-18s, so I'm gonna do that.

Edit: yeah that was the right choice, even put some tomato jam on there