💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Diamond Homonculus]

RekietaLaw​

nope. I left my phone in a drawer. it was MAGIC​

Now Nick we know that's just not true.

 

[Maude Snew]

Chris_McGinn​

@RekietaLaw you look like a new man. Camelot it tits, but I need me some intellect.​

And you ended up with current year Nick? Was that your first choice? When you need to learn how to act like a woman and be active and motivated do you go talk to Peetz? What strange times we live in.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

All caught up except for SUPER long vacation chat... Will tackle that later in chunks. I expect a lot of dead air and boring nonsense, but some LOLs

In a move that surprised no one...

-Still-Life-​

CAMELOTT un ban me on YT you gay old boner. Or else

Do pigs fly?

sanglant​

hss kurt gotten thru his depression thing? i had to stop watching his stuff.

I feel back for Kurt, but I laughed stil.


Truth in LOCALS:

Spoiler: Will it set them free?

Mistie​

Funny shit boys rackets is gone for 2 weeks and coming back tonight and all you fags can do is try to out simp the other LOL

NicksGheyLover​

Can’t wait for all the “ree”ing int he chat tonight about Trump’s 2nd indictment. It serves Nick right for yelling at his audience on his last show before vacation and then he comes back and the biggest political story happened the Friday before he came back.

phanse​

Nick missed shows with Joe will he be on tonight?

Lordofthereee​

Didn't say anything about Joe when he was on camelcast

Charlie101101​

Probably because be knows he should have went on joes show not Coomalot

Charlie101101​

I think Joe mad, they haven’t done one show since they agreed to alternate Monday’s

X to doubt...

Spoiler: KIWI FARMS SWATTED LOCALS PEOPLE!!!!!!!

On the swatting. The paranoia is real..

MEPMEP​

Apparently I'm crazy bc I'm concerned and "paranoid" about kf since I got swatted.

xino_z​

mepmep like kiwi are not real gonna fx you unless you fx with their speech rights and shit

MEPMEP​	It's one thing to have speech, but another to use speech to destroy and harm another
MEPMEP​	There are consequences
MEPMEP​	Some of them aren't even American and could go to jail
xino_z​	mepmep refuse to be intimidated. You cannot control others
MEPMEP​	I stand on protecting my family.
xino_z​	i freaked a little too, but it seems like they just like to study autism
MEPMEP​	Swatting isn't studying autism

xino_z​

MepMep, I know what it's like to be swatted, but for different reasons. But do not let anyone own your mental well being do not let it in your head.

MEPMEP​	❤
xino_z​	be resilient and you will be fine, and since you were swatted once it is unlikely to happpen again
xino_z​	unless you move. also #notallkiwi
xino_z​	im shocked all of my kids friends knew what kiwi is, they are all nuts, ya, well no fruits. they like the cartoons on there or something some character stuff
xino_z​	like at age 8?! I think kids are bored from pandemic
MEPMEP​	My babies don't know that thank goodness. They don't even know social media.
xino_z​	I thought mine didn't either to be fair. those school laptops are easy to screw with apparently, and if you ever sat through a day of school via zoom as an adolescent i can see how such a thing can happen. only one kid needs to gfigure it out
xino_z​	i'm more afraid of child figuring out locals lol

xino_z​

i just hate how its a pain in the ass to find anything there, and I rarely know what they are referring to 75% of the time. like nick is wild but can you imagine his ass at a key party? no

MEPMEP​

Tech is controlled in our home. No smart phones. No personal computers. They get to type though on a computer... in a public place in our house. Their friends are all homescooled too. Alot of outdoors playing kids

Ah... I bet in the 90's they would have been all in favour of banning DnD for risk of daemon possession...

An admission:

xino_z​

im shocked all of my kids friends knew what kiwi is, they are all nuts, ya, well no fruits. they like the cartoons on there or something some character stuff

xino_z​

i'm more afraid of child figuring out locals lol

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I'm actually kinda surprise at how much grumbling we got out of locals over the vacay. I really just thought theyd kiss his ass and all would be forgiven. You can tell Nick is about 3 explainations away from a shitfit.

 

[Chibitzen]

RekietaLaw​

no, I don't. I just understand the perspective completely. I dropped the ball, but I did it because I had to​

Translation: He dropped the ball, but he did it very intentionally and sensibly. Do not question the ways of the Creator! He senses your potential for sycophantic resentment from his place of Good Will, but not the one with the cheap crap. He's quite happily enjoying his life of fabulous wealth and the finer things. He thanks you for your most expected concerns in advance. He will note using divinely obtained emotionally-driven weasel words that your requests to be validated and flattered have not gone completely ignored. Your lowered expectations were a bet he was willing to make and to this day it continues to pay off. He was betting you would so easily be embarrassed into accepting such small crumbs in exchange for a pity trip, and as such, you succeeded at proving the Creator right once more. Good job, paypig!

-Still-Life-​

I got banned from Locals again. I'm going for the record.​

If he gets anymore dashes in his name, maybe the Locals can start playing Hangman!

MEPMEP​

Apparently I'm crazy bc I'm concerned and "paranoid" about kf since I got swatted.

Who even is this guy? "Meep Meep"!

eowynfaramir​

Eh, I mean were still here waiting on His Majestic Reappearance so honestly why should he? He knows well still be here to lick up the crumbs of his favor.​

Such incredible potential for self awareness and yet practically nothing will come of it. A talent wasted.

 

[Spaded Dave]

RekietaLaw​

no, I don't. I just understand the perspective completely. I dropped the ball, but I did it because I had to​

"I NEEDED to not take 2 minutes to make a Locals post and new chat. It's not about the time. I feed off of your neglect. It's essential for my survival."

Nah, Nick. It was an unforced error out of carelessness. It wasn't necessary and it wouldn't have detracted from your vacation to take a few minutes to post from either the airport or while in the car etc. Your inability to own even these basic things are why you're such a cow.

 

[Marvin]

Who even is this guy? "Meep Meep"!

In Cyrillic, it's "mermer". Maybe?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

His new show premier is dipping below his last YT stream numbers (1700+ ish?, the last one on trump was 2k+). I guess his wine moms aren't interested.

On that note, he and the guest started talking about the bible and they are agreeing with each other. Despite me never being raised a Christian, I'm gonna assume the guest is also a heretic.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I read a couple of Elminster books and they sucked.

 

[AnOminous]

X to doubt...

What a load. If they want to know what kind of guy would do a swatting it isn't us. Look at that Still-Born faggot retard who is constantly making illegal threats instead.

I read a couple of Elminster books and they sucked.

D&D novels pretty much all sucked. The campaign setting was pretty good (although I preferred Greyhawk and Blackmoor).

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Whoa Nick just made a coomer joke about dragons mating and it totally crashed hahahaah.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I have never been a big D&D guy but I thought the reason Forgotten Realms was the defacto setting for D&D was that the Baldur's Gate games were in that setting (Sword Coast at least) and that is why it blew up, as BG 1 and 2 were so good/influential in the video game RPG department.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Apparenty Camelot cried on stream and is codependent on Nick?

Vawus​	Damn CAmelot turned on the tears and the women donated heavy lol. Nah I get life beatin ya down
Southanarchist​	That faggot cried?
sanglant​	it's a habit at this point

Fake names, "no phones", a wife, a beach, and a bar. No mention of his kids and/or parents. Nothing to see here...

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

What a great show to come back to youtube with. Chat hates this guy.

I know that the multiplier is more or less accepted as true by now but Rackets was getting 1.2k on youtube and dropping and now he is on locals and immediately 6K are watching? At least make it look realistic holy cow.

 

[Maude Snew]

The campaign setting was pretty good (although I preferred Greyhawk and Blackmoor).

Forgotten Realms has been done to fucking death while WoTC are sitting on very interesting settings they never bothered to port from the early editions. And now that normies are into these thing we're never getting anything else. Another Baldur's Gate even though that story was done and concluded. At least it's Mindflayers this time. Forget getting something for Eberron beyond Dungeons & Dragons Online which is at least something, or Planescape, or Spelljammer, Ravenloft, the list goes on. Not like modern D&D isn't shit anyway but they could at least try expanding on some of the lesser known things and not just the consoomerist popular things.

Ah well, not like there's any shortage of systems out there and you can house rule a lot, at least until sixth edition comes out just LMAO if you buy that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I may have a guess as to where Nick Rekieta - sorry, he said he was using a fake name, so perhaps something like "Rick Nekieta" - went on vacation. The fact that Rekieta claimed he was using a fake name, plus the mention of dancing and/or singing competitions, made me put my thinking cap on.

While I have no direct evidence that Rekieta went back to Hedonism II, it turns out there's been a development regarding Rekieta's Instagram account which I believe may suggest the Rekietas could have returned to Hedonism II for at least part of their most recent vacation. I certainly believe that this would be a parsimonious explanation for what I have noticed. If they did not go to Hedonism II recently, the only other possibility I can think of is that Rekieta was thinking about Hedonism II many months after he was alleged to have gone the first time.

Let me explain why I say that.

Very fortuitously, in April 2023 @AltisticRight posted a full list of Instagram accounts Nick Rekieta was following at that time (.net | .onion), Nick Rekieta was following 161 accounts as of that snapshot. I decided to check Rekieta's Instagram following list again; as of this moment, Nick Rekieta now follows a total of 169 accounts.

Based on the list from April, there are two accounts in particular which Nick Rekieta was not following just over two months ago but which he is following now.

NICK REKIETA IS NOW FOLLOWING 2 APPARENT MALE HEDONISM II EMPLOYEES ON INSTAGRAM
...AND THEY BOTH FOLLOW HIM BACK!

Account 1: energii_king (@energii_king, IG ID: 3556314875)



Screenshot showing mutual following:



Beyond the shirt that says "Hedonism II" on it in the photo above, there is a video posted on the account from November 2022 that appears to show him accepting a company award:



The name on the award is a breadcrumb that leads to a Facebook account that gives a job title: Entertainment Coordinator at Hedonism II Resorts.



As a bonus, here's an example of a video posted to his Instagram profile.

Account 2: Romaine James (@romaine12action, IG ID: 50191374395)



Screenshot showing mutual following:



Romaine's Instagram bio describes him as a model and lead male dancer. His account features a video of someone accepting an award that appears to be from the same event that I described appearing on the previous IG profile, posted 2 days before the corresponding video on the previous account. In this case I couldn't make out the name on the award.



His account also has an image (well, a video of a still picture with audio over it) which shows a blurb that ran in a British newspaper about Hedonism II; note the caption on the image.



Example video that appears on profile:

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

NIck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Holy Fuck Energii Kang ahahahahahahaahahaahaah

Oh shit I'm dead. So I guess Balldo's gate isn't just a clever name?

NOW WAIT A MINUTE NICK

 

[BelUwUga]

NIck NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Holy Fuck Energii Kang ahahahahahahaahahaahaah

Oh shit I'm dead. So I guess Balldo's gate isn't just a clever name?

NOW WAIT A MINUTE NICK

Still catching up and guess what I was just scrolling past in my other tab:

Nick states his vacation was about "meeting people".

lol

This motherfucker really doubled down, went to the same fucking place, and has apparently met at least two award winning bulls from the same establishment! I have a theory based on this recent news: China begins drilling one of world’s deepest holes in hunt for discoveries deep inside the Earth, clearly Nick is trying to out dig those godless reds. Can a more dedicated autist tell me, was this trip uncovered even faster than the first? This seems very fast for a fake name and social media blackout.

I see why he was attracted to Our Wife now. Rekieta married his mother.

Edit because I noticed something, courteousy of TruePeopleSearch for momma Rackets:

So there's two addresses in St. Pete with overlapping times that likely extend to the present. From the partial DL pic and seeing 3318 appraised at a fraction of 1160, it is a fair assumption that 1160 is the primary residence. So why would one buy a much smaller house in the same city in a less-ideal/downtown location? Sure, rental is the obvious answer but do retirees in a multimillion dollar house really need passive income? For that cost and the likely rent you could do much better within 50 miles. It won't be homesteaded so there isn't any reason not to stick it behind an LLC/Trust.

Alternatively, if you have the proclivities and the means, it's very common to quietly procure a fuck shack so the neighbors don't gossip. If discretion is the goal instead of ROI from rental, those questions I raised are far less important. Orlando-St. Pete-Villages also essentially forms Florida's Old/Gay/Gross triangle. Perhaps the parental influence runs even deeper?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This review of Hedonism II that dates from May of this year written by TripAdvisor user Chris N, reflecting a trip from the month before that, gives thanks to both Ricardo and Romaine for a "bday lapdance".

I have no way of verifying if this review is referring to the same Ricardo and/or Romaine whose Instagram accounts are followed by Nick Rekieta, and whose Instagram accounts also follow Nick Rekieta, or if it refers to different people who happened to share the same first name.


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[Diamond Homonculus]

What a payoff holy cow. To be a fly on the wall when Rackets finds out his boyfriends got revealed by someone named Balldo's Gate? Priceless.