🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I'm looking forward to the water being turned on. I know the most likely outcome is that nothing happens, but in my head there's an outside chance that Joh's shitty plumbing skills cause the whole trailer to explode or create an instant sinkhole that swallows it.
 
. I know the most likely outcome is that nothing happens, but in my head there's an outside chance that Joh's shitty plumbing skills cause the whole trailer to explode or create an instant sinkhole that swallows it.
Realistically, I won't be surprised if the water is turned on and there are multiple pipes that haven't been joined or connected properly, resulting in water spraying everywhere all throughout the trailer. Sure, it sounds like something out of a campy cartoon, but Josh's inability to do the job right makes this a plausible outcome.

There are repairs that people can do by themselves, but Josh lacks the resources and - most importantly - the patience to do the job right. With as frustrated as he is already, it will be easy for him to say screw it and cut corners to get the job done ASAP. That in itself is the perfect scenario for everything to go horribly wrong. Plumbing is definitely not a job that can be rushed.
 
Realistically, I won't be surprised if the water is turned on and there are multiple pipes that haven't been joined or connected properly, resulting in water spraying everywhere all throughout the trailer. Sure, it sounds like something out of a campy cartoon, but Josh's inability to do the job right makes this a plausible outcome.

There are repairs that people can do by themselves, but Josh lacks the resources and - most importantly - the patience to do the job right. With as frustrated as he is already, it will be easy for him to say screw it and cut corners to get the job done ASAP. That in itself is the perfect scenario for everything to go horribly wrong. Plumbing is definitely not a job that can be rushed.
Even if the plumbing is done properly (which... hard X because Joh is a retard and not a plumber) it's likely their well and/or septic tank is completely fucked anyway and they haven't noticed it yet. I can't wait for the crying tiktok begging for thousands to fix those. It'll be even funnier if they somehow get it paid for and then Joh's halfass job immediately wreaks tee hee havoc on the trailer anyway
 
You don't even need a big leak to fuck your shit up. The slow, occasional drip leak is just as catastrophic. It's slow, insidious, and hard to find. Water infiltrates everywhere, and can cover a huge distance between its origin and obvious wet spots. And all that needs is a missing joint, a loose washer...
I'm sure they'll discover some very obvious leaks when they turn the water on, but the little ones? Seeing as they were incapable of adjusting an a/c to not rot out a wall, I'm going to have some doubts.
 
There are repairs that people can do by themselves, but Josh lacks the resources and - most importantly - the patience to do the job right. With as frustrated as he is already, it will be easy for him to say screw it and cut corners to get the job done ASAP.
Most people, even if they're patient and careful, and good at following instructions, are going to make at least one critical mistake the first time they attempt a job like this because there is always some detail they miss because they didn't know to do it—and it's usually something small that pros have learned about on the job. Been there, done that.

Josh is not patient, careful, or good at following instructions.

If you have the money, you get a pro in to fix your mistake and explain what you unknowingly omitted, or did wrong. Or, if you're like me, you just pay them to do that job right from the start, and make up for it by DIYing everything else. Because if you screw up a job like plumbing, fixing it may end up costing more than the original job would have, especially if it forms slow leaks where you can't see them.

But if you're like Josh, and don't have money, your only fallback is going to be the goodwill of whichever pro/skilled DIYer you've got in your social circle—and Josh, being a hotheaded fuckwit, has already blown that.

Plus, they have no idea what the true state of the septic system is. Polissa's been flushing rock salt into it because she thinks there are tree roots causing her toilets to drain slow, but, as I've already sperged about, that's not how septic systems work. At bare minimum, the tank needs to be pumped (~$300), and, ideally, the system should be inspected (another $300). But God help them if any part of the septic system has failed, because nobody else will. Septic repair is $$$$$, and replacement is even more, and they will literally be shit outta luck.
 
The salt in the drains post was from 2021. She can't flush anything down the drains at La Casa since there's no running water.
She will probably do it, but it's not the case quite yet.
 
Pugsley has fled La Casa

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This random Bruce Campbell guy (no relation afaik) that comments every once awhile did so here. Polissa replied by detailing how Pugsley escaped. tl;dr: he fled through the bathroom window

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With two of the hoarded cats gone and Lurch's birth, we are down to ten cats (12 animals overall).
 
I like animals a lot, but there is no way she feels close to all twelve cats.
completely agree, even aloof ones need a fair bit of attention. i only have two and they probably take at least an hour out of every day with play and fusses. no way is she spending six hours a day providing for their emotional needs.

there is a principle in quantum mechanics called the monogamy of entanglement. it states that maximal entanglement can only occur between two particles. if you introduce a third, then they are all slightly less entangled with each other. i usually hate when people try to apply principles from theoretical physics to everyday life cos it mostly ends up as bullshit woo but i feel like this one applies to so many aspects of life. we have a maximum amount of attention, love, care, that we can give, every resource is finite. if we give this to one person, we can give all of it, but the more people, or in this case animals, you divide it between, the less each one gets.
 
Bad news, fam.

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Looks like Pugsley's vie for freedom was short lived. Poor bastard managed to slip away through the bathroom window (apparently), but has been forced to return, likely running for his little life from local wildlife.

You should've accepted the sweet jaws of a short, merciful death. Now you get to be locked in La Casa with your inbred cat family pissing on peel-and-stick tile. Poor thing.
 
Maybe Pepi will come back with rabies for everyone. That would be an interesting turn of events.

Come to think of it... when was the last time any of her pets got a rabies shot, if ever? I remember Polissa begging for someone to pay for Dobby's shot, but that's it.
 
Random shit from Telegram:

Pissa blames genetics rather than lack of sun exposure for her being a pale whitey via retweet:

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Fuck you, Pugsley! Here's Lurch! (aka: posted while Pugs was missing):

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Porky and her brother so we can see more've the fam:

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He looks like a faggot. Is that fireman?
Eyeliner and those wannabe chin piercings. Troon out saga when?

How many brothers does Polissa have? He does not have the firefighter build, and firefighters and other professionals who spend a lot of time in face masks tend to keep facial piercings minimal. Is this her actual brother, or is he a festival performer?
 
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