💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Nigger Racism]

Yeah this may take a while to pick up, if it ever does.
The fishtoys options are surprisingly disappointing after all remembering the shit Sam listed on his livestream. Replacing fridge and freezer food is the best they could come up with?

 

[Robust User]

the video player doesn't maintain the aspect ratio, so you have to resize the browser window to get it near 16:9.

This and chat not working doesn't look good right now. Chat is literally just text. There shouldn't be any server-side processing involved with it at all. And how do they not set the height and width properties on the video player to maintain the aspect ratio?

 

[nut butter]

The chat's so full of coomers. I wonder if Sam and the crew want to discourage the coomer talk, or if they're going to actually add bathroom cams for the coomer bucks next season.

 

[Cats]

(what the fuck was that haunted gym bullshit?)

SQUAT RACK PHANTOM

 

[SFINAE]

Seems like their mail servers are overloaded. Either that or Proton is rejecting their mails. Either way, it's fucking retarded that they authwalled it when they need more eyeballs on it to get attention (though maybe it's a way to lower the amount of bandwidth they need, using login as a filter).

 

[gildersleeve]

Daniel sniffed the sheets

Proton is rejecting their mails.

I had to resend it on mine.

 

[Polska krowa]

Seems like their mail servers are overloaded. Either that or Proton is rejecting their mails. Either way, it's fucking retarded that they authwalled it when they need more eyeballs on it to get attention (though maybe it's a way to lower the amount of bandwidth they need, using login as a filter).

I signed up with a proton email address with no problems, so probably the servers

 

[August Levasseur]

lmao the fishtank camera switching sounds are from fnaf lmao

 

[Polska krowa]

Josie looks like Annyong from arrested development

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Yeah this may take a while to pick up, if it ever does.
The fishtoys options are surprisingly disappointing after all remembering the shit Sam listed on his livestream. Replacing fridge and freezer food is the best they could come up with?

I would've liked to have seen an occasional fishtoy just called "Frank Hassle". It's Frank going in and hassling a contestant for 15 minutes. Obvouisly it wouldn't be active all the time.

Seems like their mail servers are overloaded. Either that or Proton is rejecting their mails. Either way, it's fucking retarded that they authwalled it when they need more eyeballs on it to get attention (though maybe it's a way to lower the amount of bandwidth they need, using login as a filter).

Jet should've opened registrations a week early and he would've almost entirely avoided the email bullshit.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I signed up with a proton email address with no problems, so probably the servers

I used simplelogin to do it and it worked.

I do wonder if a separate thread would be good for this, tho I reckon it'd be good to wait and see how popular this gets; rather how long it'll last.

 

[Markorian]

I sure hope the options are gonna start getting more unhinged the longer it goes on for, because this shit's pretty disappointing right now.

 

[Nigger Racism]

Mildly amused by the descriptions for each contestant being straight out of a TV-PG reality show

I'm almost positive we'll see nudity by the end of this show, doubt they'd go through the effort of setting up a whole website if they cared about censorship.
Not looking forward to it though, unless you're into skinny fat males.

 

[12345678901]

They should have gotten fishtoy ideas from fans. I feel like there could be a lot of easy to implement ideas.
I don't expect the sucking and fucking that coomers hoping for to be allowed. They were probably warned before hand.
Mic is awful can't hear shit. Player could use some fake digital zoom option.

 

[nut butter]

I sure hope the options are gonna start getting more unhinged the longer it goes on for, because this shit's pretty disappointing right now.

I hope so too. On the livestream yesterday Sam and Jet said they were going to keep the options pretty tame for the first day so nobody gets scared off right off the bat. I think they also said the season pass would give enough tokens to mess around with a few of the options too, so the prices might change as well.

 

[Polska krowa]

I'm almost positive we'll see nudity by the end of this show

Would be shocked if any of them, other than Damiel willingly got naked knowing there's cameras around. Maybe if one of them has some kind of breakdown

 

[WeWuzKangz]

Chat has spoken! Total Josie love/Total Damiel Hate

 

[SFINAE]

Here's a style rule you can add using an extension like Stylus on Firefox to fix the aspect ratios on the livestream grid:

[class*=LiveStreamsGridItem_live-streams-grid-item] [class*=LiveStreamsGridItem_thumbnail] video {
    object-fit: cover;
}

[class*=LiveStreamsGridItem_full-screen] video {
    object-fit: contain !important;
}

[class*=LiveStreamsGridItem_live-streams-grid-item][class*=LiveStreamsGridItem_full-screen]::before {
    background-image: none;
}

Change "cover" to "contain" if you want the edges of the video to not be cut off (it will make each video in the grid smaller though).

What it looks like for me:


Edit: Made it so that the videos fill the grid when you're viewing the entire grid but get contained when you full screen the video, and also removed the annoying static in the video backgrounds.

 

[Gay Mouth]

We need a thread for fish tank. Not that the retarded slap fights about Sam are much better but this is it’s own thing.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Josie joined. It's been a summer camp so far. From a technical standpoint, it's really impressive ngl