💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%

  • Total voters
    705
It will be interesting to see Himedall’s full chat log and summary. I dug through locals a bit and found some tidbits. Hard to say how much noseguarding and seething there was in totality, I got tired of scrolling.




For the motherfucking love of Christ. Can these people get any more stupid?

I could FULLY dox 8-12 people there with Kiwi's help. I haven't. I lean into it but I don't do it on the regular bc I'm OBVIOUSLY trolling them. Watching them sperg out is highly entertaining. (I did for MrStirFry but he deserved it.)

(@Himedall All-seeing Waifu will likely be able to dox at least 40 people as s/he is going over historical chats. S/he probably won't unless it's called for.)

Somehow they lost the thread that this is totally humorous for us bc they're THAT idiotic.

Meanwhile, at least 3 people there could fully dox me. Yet, oddly, they pretend not to know my detes.... probs bc I know theirs.

This is playground behavior. I don't worry about being doxxed. I worry about being shot or being hacked but, 1) I have Serbian doorman and I look like 80% of the moms in my neighborhood/building - it would be pretty hard to find me + someone would get life in prison; 2) I've protected myself from hacking.

Oh, and 3) They're dummies.
 
Fuck you Nicky, you grifting piece of shit. You brought this on yourself. Sell your stupid Mustang, make your bug eyed freak wife get a job, you can start actually being a lawyer again, stop taking vacations to swinger island. Be a fucking adult and clean up your own mess.
 
Some of you fellow kiwis predicted this back in January. Let's take a quick jog down memory lane.

Plus, even if it was, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Nick probably wants to actually win.

And, to be clear, I hope he does. However the GFM thing is gay. FFS Nick, The Toye's didn't crowdfund their defense. That's an obscene grift after you just bought a $100K car.


Correction: Legal Mindset will be running damage control and sucking Nick's dick shamelessly in 28 hours.

I think Rekieta may be going back and forth on whether or not he wants to try to crowdfund the lawsuit. The reason being maybe the retainer was more than expected and he recently misplaced 100k.

It has taken me the better part of 2 weeks to catch up to this thread after stepping out for the holidays and not having a ton of time to read it. That being said, Sally has been my favorite BPD whore, definitely the most entertaining to read lol

RIP ApexAutist, he will be missed but it is understandable, when even the creator you were there to follow clearly hates you being there why bother supporting them. Reading through the messages between him and Nick annoyed me quite a bit, reminded me of the time Baked turned on his audience and Jim went on stream to bitch him out.

I can't help but wonder, if Nick made good on his threat to "ban everyone" and just forsake the locals and discord would he finally be able to pull up, or would his behind the scenes degeneracy just keep him in the spiral he's been on?
 
It's absolutely shocking to see the years of audience goodwill Rekieta has blown through in, what, four months? I can't remember a fall from grace of this magnitude.

And it was all so avoidable.
 
Panoptes is running. I just have a backlog. Life has been busy because I am not a LOCALS lay-out.

I might just skip up to the last 3 or so days, and backfill later. I might also just post the archives and do my highlights later.

I really am curious what the response will be to the GSG and the recent happenings. I have not even gotten up to the point where Nick sperged out on LOCALS with his gay ops. I have not posted recently, so perhaps they have gotten bolder and there will be more LOLs to go around.

From what I can see, outside the hug box, though, there seem to be more people willing to call Nick out for his spendthrift ways. Yes, he might actually NEED the money, but only becuase A. He was stupid and invited this on himself B. He hired the most expensive lawyer to deal with this C. He stubbornly insists on doing it alone D. He has no money management skills that I can deduce.

This is self-inflicted, mostly.
You don't need a life. You have us. What are we chopped liver?
 
For the motherfucking love of Christ. Can these people get any more stupid?

I could FULLY dox 8-12 people there with Kiwi's help. I haven't. I lean into it but I don't do it on the regular bc I'm OBVIOUSLY trolling them. Watching them sperg out is highly entertaining. (I did for MrStirFry but he deserved it.)

(@Himedall All-seeing Waifu will likely be able to dox at least 40 people as s/he is going over historical chats. S/he probably won't unless it's called for.)

Somehow they lost the thread that this is totally humorous for us bc they're THAT idiotic.

Meanwhile, at least 3 people there could fully dox me. Yet, oddly, they pretend not to know my detes.... probs bc I know theirs.

This is playground behavior. I don't worry about being doxxed. I worry about being shot or being hacked but, 1) I have Serbian doorman and I look like 80% of the moms in my neighborhood/building - it would be pretty hard to find me + someone would get life in prison; 2) I've protected myself from hacking.

Oh, and 3) They're dummies.
And regardless of the jingoistic bug-a-bear they make the Farms or Kiwis in general out to be, most of us are not radical angry people on a mass doxx spree.

I would venture to say that most of us are autistic; not psychopathic. We collect things. Most of the time we like to admire our collection of 'internet trains', like to talk about them, but we are not calling your governor or posting you photographs of the trains.

I do have a bunch of information collected, but I am indifferent on applying it to extract one person's personal information at any given time. I am mostly cat-ish: I will play with it for a while, tire, then put it away. I have no reason to be malicious unless given one. There are only about 3 that I check in on regularly becuase they scare me with regular and specific threats of violence.
 
Drex needs to Balldo him. That should be the first OF content.

A2M -- Drex going from Nick's Ass to Lady Rackets' mouth -- and vice versa. I'd stump up $5 to watch that on OnlyFans.

Given how well his begging campaign is going, it may well happen. Just $6k in the first 15 hours? I don't see any big fat donations from his LawTube buddies, at least some of whom must have earned significant sums after the exposure on his channel.

"Sure, Nick. I'll advertise your begging campaign among my twitter followers. Maybe one or two of my own paypigs will send you a couple of bucks. But there's no way in hell I'm sending you my hard earned money to pay Randazza. Do I LOOK stupid to you?"
 
As a Christian man of principles, Nick just HAD to open up a give send go to get even more money from people who have less than him. He couldn't say no, because he is man of principles! And he needs to be filthy rich and greedy, as that is the Christian way! It's so painful he had to open up this give send go to bilk his fans so he can buy more cars to crash... Nick is just so selfless.
 
That's just Dante's creative writing, there is no tiered view of hell or heaven in Christianity. And one missing aspect with Dante making things so cut and dry is that it's very easy for a sin to appear as a different sin to outside observers. A prideful man might react with rage and violence at the smallest slight to his ego and how would that look different to a wrathful man just acting the same at the smallest slight?
While I do see Nose man as prideful, little things like admitting his subs are dropping and asking people to sub(on the wrong platform mind you) shows that he isn't full on megalomaniac or narcissist. As a man that doesn't know him personally and isn't his priest to me his chief sin seems to be Luxuria. And I'm using the latin term and not the English lust because while he is a horny man this isn't just about sex. He has a drive to want more, to experience more he isn't just drinking to make himself drunk like a Glutton but to experience weird shit while being drunk and high. Luxuria is excess for the sake of excess.


Maybe Balldo Man is a fan of William Blake.
If he is I think he's reading it wrong.
The road of excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom - Wiiliam Blake, Proverbs of Hell, Line 3.
 
It will be interesting to see Himedall’s full chat log and summary. I dug through locals a bit and found some tidbits. Hard to say how much noseguarding and seething there was in totality, I got tired of scrolling.




"Asking people for free money is just so hard. I absolutely HATE it, I HATE getting free money from people. It pains me so deeply due to muh pride. It's literally the worst thing in the world. But people were begging me to start a fundraiser. I tried resisting as long as I could because I just HATE getting free money from people so very much but as the pressure mounted I just couldn't let my fans down. I had to make the ultimate sacrifice and start a fundraiser to let them give me free money. If I let their money burn a hole in their pockets any longer, it would have burned them to ash. I had to take on the burden for their sake."

Ok faggot.
 
It will be interesting to see Himedall’s full chat log and summary. I dug through locals a bit and found some tidbits. Hard to say how much noseguarding and seething there was in totality, I got tired of scrolling.




Fucking lol :story:
Did that Mr Stir Fry faggot just challenge the Farms to dox him?
Because that usually works out so well for people.
If Mr Rape Threats was worth a thread he'd already have one.
 
Or in the modern vernacular, he's a coomer
Someone should go up to wherever he lives in MN with their teenage daughter. They can then call 911 late at night and claim a skinny junkie with a nose huge enough and red enough to shame Rudolph and a large nigger chased them down an alley. When they cornered them, the one with nose shouted, "This is coomer country!"

Then they sprayed them with hot sauce and wrapped a Balldo on a rope around their necks.
 
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What was it Nick said about Ron Toye and emojis?
 
I don't see any big fat donations from his LawTube buddies, at least some of whom must have earned significant sums after the exposure on his channel.
Runkle, the dui guy, and that other lawyer whose name I can’t remember (Steve? Not gosney) donated $100 each that I’ve seen so far. I don’t think legal vices did although he retweeted it and I think legal mindset donated $100 as well but under Andrew yahoo or whatever his actual name is. So they are contributing but no one is going to give him big money lmao
 
Nick is opening a door to financial dependency on his fans that never fully closes for a lot of online personalities.

Unsolicited income from fans via superchats is one thing, but to actively solicit money from fans and asking your colleagues to do so on your behalf is not a good sign. Even if Nick was claiming to be destitute like other e-baggers, the responsible thing to do would be to get a real job like a productive member of society and try to make it on your own steam before asking others for help (especially if you're in financial disarray due to your own actions).

If Nick has proven he can't handle money, then giving him more won't solve the issue.

(edit: spelling)
 
It's absolutely shocking to see the years of audience goodwill Rekieta has blown through in, what, four months?
Rekieta's lolcow-dom is gonna reach critical mass soon if he keeps going at the same pace as he is now.
The last straw for me would be a denouncement from Josh himself, but I don't wanna be one of those fags that stirs up needless drama.
Pull up Nick, you've got more people to worry about than just yourself.
 
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