💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Has he always called it "South Park cartoons" or is the 4th stroke kicking in? I feel like the cartoon part is unneeded, so maybe it's just me.
Welcome to JackWorld faggot. There's a bucket of tendies right by the door.
Ohboy, I love my raw and bloody tendies.
I'm afraid there was never a station to begin with. Dude is collecting strokes like Pokeballs. I've seen more obese and worse - as far as their degeneracy goes - people than Jack but holy smokes, when it comes to ignorance, smugness and narcissism (when they should be showing humility, self reflection and ability to change) - Salmonella Sultan goes straight on top hands down.
Jack Scalketchum, the Strokémon master traveling with his beloved (and huge) Hammychu.
 
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Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.
 
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Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.
Not to mention the unexpected bit about how much he loves rom-coms. I'm not saying Rob's been reading what we've been talking about, but I'm not not going to say that.
 
Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.
There is absolutely no point in Jack's life in which he would be capable of lasting even a day flipping burgers at any shithole in America.
 
Yeah, so before being a DJ it seems Jack's work history is murky. Correct?
Murky? It's non-existent. He was the night DJ for a country music station for 3 years, then was an evening DJ for a country music station of bumfuck nowhere northern california for 2 years. No one with any sense posts teenage part time service jobs like fast food on their linkedin, but considering how shitty he treats every single service employee he comes across, do you believe for even a moment he ever worked in that industry? Starting as a shitty DJ in 1990 means he was 23 when his career started and likely the only reason he even got that job was due to the communications broadcasting crap at a community college he went to for a bit with no one else wanting to cover such a shit shift.
 
Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.

Rob is the antithesis of Jack. He seems like a swell dude.

There's no way that Jack or Tammy have done any investing. Neither have worked long term. Even if he was actually employed, Jack would much rather spend all his money on Arby's and Dollywood than putting it in something like a 401k, Roth, or even a HYSA. It's his money! Why save it when you can spend it now?!

Their house is their only asset of any value. Once it's sold, that's gone. Jack would actually be very lucky if he died now or soon. Tammy and him are so fucked when it comes to retirement age. Time to flip burgers, Tammy.
 
There is absolutely no point in Jack's life in which he would be capable of lasting even a day flipping burgers at any shithole in America.
I've seen a couple of guys get canned their first day for behaving like Jack probably would. We told one newbie if he was hungry he could drop an extra onion ring or popper in the fryer and discreetly snack on it, dude took that as he could help himself to an entire basket of fried shrimp complete with cocktail sauce. The other one was fairly useless their first day, and after his shift he sat down at a table with a friend of his and exclaimed lunch was on him because he could use his employee discount. Totally arrogant, entitled asshole moves that I could see Jack try to get away with.
 
Jack has to live, because every stroke makes it harder for him to enjoy anything, makes life more horrible for him. I want him to keep producing horror videos, diapered and crying while tamtam screams at him in the background. I want him to burn the house down by mistake with a smoker, and none of them die, they just forgot to pay the insurance and end up in a travel trailer.

I want the worst for him. death is too kind.
 
In case if anyone missed it, just yesterday our literal manbaby threatened to wet his pants and piss on the floor of the nursing home to "own the nurses/caregivers".

He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.

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Tammy, your husband is not going to get better. His refusal to help himself is the proof of that. You better invest in diapers and a mouth operated wheelchair now, because that is the best case scenario for Jack at 60.
 
In case if anyone missed it, just yesterday our literal manbaby threatened to wet his pants and piss on the floor of the nursing home to "own the nurses/caregivers".

He has since deleted the post but not before some FoodJack screenshotted it. This is the second time he posted about pissing himself to show who's boss.

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Edit ICYMI: Previous post along with Mommywife warning him not to piss on himself, which he likely did:


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Rate me Islamic Content, but I think Jack gets off on water sports and having a humiliation fetish. Why else would he be posting this?
 
Classic Rob, mocking/describing Scalfatty without directly mentioning him, or making him angy.

Dude's a gift.

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You don't know shit about any of those things, fatass. Flipping burgers so perfect they come undercooked or overcooked. Investing so wisely his goddamn wife has to pay his bills and wipe his ass. And the best part, he really thinks he's boomer-smart with those posts. A businessman, a savant.

In reality he's human bowling ball filled with shit and garbage.
That’s an interesting comment from Jack. One could interpret that as him losing a bunch of money on shitty investments. If that’s true, how much did Jack and Tammy lose? What were they invested in?

Interestingly, AMC, a terrible meme stock, dropped almost 20% today. It’s down about 70% over the last year. This is the type of low-information investor junk that Jack, a stupid, terminally-online man, would gamble on. The timing is interesting.
 
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