Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[facepalm]

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

 

[GS 281]

Is Barb included in the deal?

 

[Beaniebon]

I could see some lonely depraved creepy dude paying Chris for some 'cuddle time' but no woman would willingly go within ten feet of him if they were payed let alone pay to fuck him

 

[SP 199]

Is Barb included in the deal?

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Where's that "Is Chris Getting Better?" thread when I need it?
I'll only buy an hour of fuzzy wuzzies if he includes some of those great sex moves from the audition video for free.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Plot twist. Time travel results in Chris being the prostitute he lost his virginity to

Not too far fetched since she was probably just as uggo as Chris and she was all he could afford on his measly tugboat after Lego expenses

 

[Pocoyo]

Anyone else notice that he's getting a bald spot in the back of his head?

 

[Anightinchristine]

The amount of times he had to say that he didn't do anal....I wonder if any trolls tried to contact him with questions about it?

 

[cumrobbery]

Oh man what an opportunity to get some nice easy feels ratings! This video ruined my life and I want to pour bleach into my eyes!!!

 

[Anime-Chan]

"Lemme squeeze muy breasts hnnng"
(o) (o) (o)(o)

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Fucking hell, I was searching for "whales mating" in YouTube and this was the top result.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

This is the first CWC video that has made me feel genuinely uncomfortable, and I sat right the way through him fucking the blow up doll whilst yelling "JULAAAAAAAY!"

 

[Marvin]

Fatty is turning tricks to get barb her bananas.

Was this an old release or filmed more recently?

Recently, I'm pretty sure.

Someone asked sometime ago how long until Chris whores himself out.

Here is your answer.

Whoever is handling CWC has clearly advised him that he'd win in two ways if he sold himself sexually for money. I'm surprised Chris has never offered this before, it kills two birds with one stone

Does no one remember Carlos Chantor? That suave, latin stud who'd be down for everything, including watersports?

 

[sugarcummies]

Why

 

[The Giver]

"And then, in the year of our lord 2016, Chris Chan became a literal irl whore"

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Oh man what an opportunity to get some nice easy feels ratings! This video ruined my life and I want to pour bleach into my eyes!!!

this video reignited my sex drive and i want to pour bleach into my asshole

 

[SP 199]

Oh man what an opportunity to get some nice easy feels ratings! This video ruined my life and I want to pour bleach into my eyes!!!

It's ok fam let it all out

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Okay. After getting a good brushing after seeing this (I needed it badly) quite a few thoughts come to mind.

We can do this the normal way or the lesbian way

how the fuck do you ... you mean tribbing? I ... Next

We can cuddle for 50, or for 100 dollers ...

First: Ew no. Secondly: 50 for cuddling is kinda rediculous. I really don't know the going rate for prossies (100 sounds right) but its kinda a bit more then sex that they do. Not that Chris Tran would know this

I don't do anal ... I don't do anal. But anything else!

Anything, huh?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Someone needs to edit that video and add some sexy music and Chris's number in hot pink font at the bottom of the screen.

@CatParty

 

[Dandelo]

so, despite looking far and wide for a boyfriend free girl with no real sucess, she thinks this will work?