Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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The all caps part of the post was a joke. I literally said in the first sentence after that "I am being sarcastic". How did you not get that ?
Yeah dude, everyone knows it was a "joke", but that kind of all-caps humor is something some people associate with reddit (and I associate with Lowtax yelling about mangosteen). Either way, it's not that funny. We prefer more high-brow, subtle humor here at the Nigger Tranny Murder Farms.
 
But I would like to see evidence of a single troon being prosecuted for ever scamming through GoFundMes, Kickstarters or indeed any form of begging when they don't use the funds the way they claim. Chloe Sagal claimed to have been in a car accident to raise funds and then tried to use the money for gender surgery - and the guy who reported on it was fired. Lucas originally claimed he was going to use part of his fundraising for a lawsuit against the London Police, a lawsuit that doesn't exist. A number of people feel scammed, now believing it all went up his nose. I'm not seeing legal repercussions there.
This really depends on the country and legislature present.

For example and TMI I live in a country with no real punishment towards online fraud or pyramid schemes. You can tardwrangle a bunch of people, sell them shit, don't deliver it and basically scam them and you will be fine. And pretending to be someone else online? Forget it, you can have thousands personas and nobody will give a shit.

Still is cringy as fuck to pretend to be a troon just to get some pennies from people online. In the time it takes you to build the persona, social medias, pictures, dramatic backstory... You could get your resume and get a job.

That's why I find streamers and e-beggers pathetic. Some faggots spend upwards a year building their channel and followers and by the end they only made like a couple hundred dollars and they call it a win.
 
After like a year, it seems Lucas has finally listened to Contra's advice. When there's no milk and crops to harvest, a part of the farm either spirals down or temporarily closes until there's a new batch of crops.

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After like a year, it seems Lucas has finally listened to Contra's advice. When there's no milk and crops to harvest, a part of the farm either spirals down or temporarily closes until there's a new batch of crops.

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"You need to establish yourself as a person who isn't fun to harass"

:story:

You are a troon who tried to take down KF, got caught promoting DYI HRT with pubic hair from a brazilian pedo to troons, you got assblasted trying to get a personal army to dox someone and hurt him (something you said KF does and is not ok) and you then claimed you went to rehab because of drug abuse.

You will always be a laughingstock Lucas. You are a lolcow thru and thru. You will be mocked, ridiculed and pointed out and laughed at until you kill yourself (which will happen eventually).

YWNBAW and that's what you choose.
 
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We will find out today if Lucas is on twitter, Legacy checkmarks end March 12th. If he wants to keep it he needs to pay.
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All troons will pay the Troll Toll.
 
Coom is water based hormones are oil based. They wont mix i think but yea. Those vials look dirty abd sketchy af
That's not quite the way to think about it. The elementary school version of this lesson is that water and oil don't mix. On the extreme ends of polarity this is mostly true, water is very polar and most of the commonly available oils you'd use for the demonstration are very non-polar so there is very little mixing going on in that situation. Practically speaking though, with complex mixtures and solvents, you're typically working with varying levels of polarity leading to varying levels of solubility. Alcohol has kind of a moderate polarity, so you can mix it at basically any ratio with water, but it will also mix very readily with a lot of non-polar compounds, like gas and diesel. In the process, it will actually make the non-polar compounds more readily able to take in water. An easy test to see if your gas is ethanol free or not is to take a sample of it and add a drop of food coloring, if it's ethanol free the drop will just sink to the bottom, but if it does have ethanol it will allow the water and dye in the food coloring to mix into the gasoline.

The same is true of anything else that ends up mixed into the compounds, anything you add to a solvent will have an effect on the solubility of anything else the solvent is exposed to. If you're running processes in non-polar solvents that will be negatively impacted by the presence of water you typically take the extra step of drying your solvent because once you start adding reagents the solvent can start pulling water from the air. This can be as simple as agitating it in the presence of a saturated NaCl solution (basically, water with salt dissolved in it until no more salt will dissolve), using a molecular sieve that will only allow water through, or using a vacuum chamber with some kind of desiccant in a separate container

I'm not familiar with the chemical make-up of coom or the solvents/compounds used in the production of bootleg HRT but I'm assuming the solvent in troonshine is most likely some moderately non-polar lipid-like oil that gradually dissolves into the bloodstream. Semen doesn't really readily mix with water either I don't think (based on a couple of shameful nights alone in the bathroom lol, and the fact that it can clog pipes rather than immediately dissolving in hot water), so I wouldn't be surprised if there's not only a non-zero level of dissolution of seminal compounds into the product but even an appreciable level that would show up as more than just trace impurity if you ran some kind of analysis on it

One compound that I just randomly know is in semen is albumin which is soluble into both water and lipids. That's why semen will clog shower pipes, albumin is the same protein that makes egg whites firm up when you cook them, so you basically get little gelled blobs. Mix that with a bit of hair in the pipes and hot water and you've got a clog just waiting to happen. In the military they've taken to calling them 'desert jellies' in recent years
 
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That's not power. That's just faggotry and victimization. It's a pity party for attention that gives out the illusion of importance.
It is power, nevertheless. Nobody said all power had to be positive. A manipulative abusive partner has power over you despite the toxic behavior and antics. They still can make you do what they want and if you don't, there are consequences for you. Keffals himself didn't have much of it, but we haven't yet got rid of the special protection many troons have. A troon can get you fired if they feel you have hurt their feelings.

Notice how at the height of the dropkiwifarms news cycle, Keffals kept getting doxed and supposedly had to flee the country. Now they're supposedly in rehab to deal with substance abuse, and nobody knows where this facility is or can even confirm if it's true.

Gee, it's almost like shutting the fuck up and going offline gets people to stop following your antics. Who could've predicted such a thing?
That or he was never truly doxed and he did it himself, which is more likely.
 
frequent keffals defender demonintheshell still being a pedo in the comments of tyt videos. still has the links to the child rape stories he writes in his youtube profile despite reports.


as of ten minutes ago he was commenting about having sex with toddlers.

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On a related note I got a good deal on a broken Maserati Gran Turismo. I thought about buying it and modding it to look like a Maserati MC12. I don't like Maseratis but the MC12 is a certified hood classic as the kids say. I didn't end up buying it because at the time I could barley afford it and I had no where to put it or afford the work on it.
Listen nigga I ain’t trying to be harsh, but you’re being really autistic and annoying and I don’t like your posts. Why the fuck are you talking about this, why are you looking at this and pressing “Enter”, what are you contributing to a thread about Keffals.

This thread was fucking kino, cream of the crop when I was shitposting on it during the DropKiwiFarms arc and after. We were going hard on this shit. There were kino posts and content every 5 minutes. There was kino investigative work and meticulous documentation. You are not currently worthy of that legacy and need to shut the fuck up and post different or something.

I don’t even say this to start a fight with you or troll, I read like 5 posts by you in a row with zero content, with literally everyone in the thread telling you to stop now. You seem like you ain’t from around these parts. You should shut the fuck up and lurk more. If it’s not about the Troon Faggot himslef, Lucas the Balding One, I don’t give a fuck . Nor do I give a fuck what your car preference are nigger. God damn.
After like a year, it seems Lucas has finally listened to Contra's advice. When there's no milk and crops to harvest, a part of the farm either spirals down or temporarily closes until there's a new batch of crops.

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Wow Lucas you fucking mongoloid what a revelation, if you stop responding and poking the hive you don’t get heat. Man good thing Contrapoints was there to help you puzzle that logic quandary out.

Also what a weird PFP for him to be using. Is that a public account? He‘s weirdly hunched, peering anxiously to the side. He looks drug-addicted and sleep deprived.

PErhaps this is his PR attempt to look more like a victim UwU and “stop the hate”, in conjuction with his pretend drug rehab arc.

frequent keffals defender demonintheshell still being a pedo in the comments of tyt videos. still has the links to the child rape stories he writes in his youtube profile despite reports.


as of ten minutes ago he was commenting about having sex with toddlers.



these are the kind of people defending keffals.
Also, this guy needs to be set on fire inside a tire. Drop him off in rural Nigeria with an attached note of everything he’s interested in.

Keffals fans are literal baby-rapers. Where’s Fedsmoker when you need him?
 
Ok I know you will bully me for this. I did think about becoming Trans. Let me explain, obviously I don't have a fetish or think I am a woman. I just liked the idea of the power it gives you. Look at the power it gave Keffals. I ultimately decided to choose principles on this.

Also on a slightly related note. There was this "2600 emails of hate" honestly this seems like a nothing burger. All it proves is that there is an organized counter trans movement but so what ? We know for a fact there is an organized trans movement.

Yeah, I'm going to bully you.

You retard.
 
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Any source for this? Elon said it would "expire in a couple of months", but I can't find a specific date/time anywhere.

So far, it's still legacy verified for me if they base it off 13/12/2023 0000z.
 
After like a year, it seems Lucas has finally listened to Contra's advice. When there's no milk and crops to harvest, a part of the farm either spirals down or temporarily closes until there's a new batch of crops.

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Alright, awesome, we'll have to see then. It's not a significant source when I can only find the photo on his Twitter and can't find it anywhere else. We'll have to find out and see tomorrow if this is correct. If he sent the actual document over instead of a screenshot of an "FAQ", it would be a lot easier to verify.

Meanwhile, I thought I would do some analysis on Catherine Sorrenti's account to gauge if Lucas is sockpuppeting or not. With sockpuppets, there are multiple ways in which to detect botted/sockpuppet accounts to see if they are real or fake.

For example, you can analyse tweet content using natural language processing techniques to identify similarities in the language used across different Twitter accounts. This can include identifying keywords or phrases frequently used, as well as analyzing the overall tone and sentiment of tweets. For example, using character n-gram models or sentiment analysis to classify the mood or intent of a text as positive or negative. The issue with going through this approach is:

  1. I'm fucking lazy, and I won't spend the time to find a model and train it on someone like Catherine.
  2. Catherine's giveaway bullshit which IMO demonstrates the grift which runs in the family but would undoubtedly make it far more difficult to train

Another way would be to approach this would be using network analysis. This involves examining the connections between Twitter users to detect patterns of suspicious behaviour. This can include analyzing who follows who, as well as the frequency and timing of retweets and mentions. This approach wouldn't work for Catherine because she loves retweeting shit, and when she does tweet, it usually supports Lucas, and it wouldn't be surprising to see Lucas's orbiters suck Catherine off as well. Maybe this approach could work for Lucas himself, but trying to sift through that would literally cause brain rot.

So you could potentially approach this through analysis of tweet timing. You could identify accounts that tweet at the same time or on a similar schedule, as well as analyse the frequency and timing of retweets and likes. For example, if Lucas likes to tweet after he wakes up, for example, on a Tuesday afternoon, cross-check this with Catherine to see if they have a similar schedule. Therefore I went through this route because it didn't require a fuck ton of my time, and would be good to see if there were patterns.

So let's compare Keffals and Catherine.

For this, I used accountanalysis.app of Catherine and Lucas. I also set my PC to UTC-4.

These are the daily rhythms:

(from the start of this year to when Lucas stopped tweeting)
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(from the start of 2017 to today)

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As you can see, Lucas is genuinely a degenerate faggot and cannot separate himself from Twitter for too long. He literally tweets at any time, with no clear separation of when he stops tweeting. Or maybe he's tweeting from different locations, which blends together and causes no separation of sleeping times. I can't verify this as he doesn't attach a geotag. While Catherine will start tweeting from 07:00/08:00 am to 00:00 am.

Now, let's look at the tweet volumes:

Lucas:
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Catherine:
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Throughout 2017, we can see the level at which Catherine was retweeting giveaways. The period from 2018 to 2022. There was a notable lack of tweeting during that period, and suddenly after a hiatus, there's an uptick in tweets. Either Lucas' newfound fame or sockpuppeting could explain this. However, this is not conclusive evidence. In my opinion, this points towards Lucas; popularity increase more than clear sockpuppeting, especially after zooming in on that period of activity.

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There's not a lot of information which you can gather from the density, so it's not a great way to check if the time zones differ. However, Catherine does seem to only tweet after 11:00 am and doesn't tweet at crazy times either.

However, what is interesting is looking at what interface Lucas and Catherine are using:

Lucas:
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Catherine (limiting to the same range as Lucas, i.e. start of this year to now):

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So, Lucas uses an iPhone, and Catherine uses an Android. Keep in mind that even when checking Catherine's entire history, not once does she use an iPhone. I can't check Lucas in the same period, but from the start of this year to now, he's had 1000 ~ tweets and not once does he use an android.

This is the tweet responsible for Android:

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Notice this is after Lucas' admission to going to rehab.

So, in conclusion,
  • Lucas is a degenerate Twitter faggot with no concept of sleep, and I guess this points to how fucked his brain is that something like a circadian rhythm just does not exist for someone like him. Or it could possibly be a mix of tweeting from different locations which causes such a spread in tweets throughout the day.
  • Catherine does indeed have control of her Twitter account, as not once does Lucas tweet from an android while Catherine does after the disappearance.
  • However, this doesn't dispel the theory that Lucas might also have control; and has provided the password to Catherine so she can have access.
  • Lucas will always be a cow, and I can't wait for this addict to come back and be milked again. Once a cow, always a cow. Don't you ever forget that Lucas, you chimp-looking retard.
 
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imagine being keffals and getting all this media attention and admiration for standing up to the scary bird site and sending a message to the transphobes or whatever and just throwing it all away because you just cannot control your undying lust for attention.

you cant just take your money and go home you gotta just keep on doubling down till you lose it all and watch as one by one people you once called allies turn against you.

soon enough all the money will run dry all his fans will have moved on and he will be left with nothing but the fact that had he shown some self control for once in his life he would have been fine.

In case anyone wasn't in the know Twitter account Hiccerooni was previously owned by a right wing type that had more followers than Lucas ever did.

So after the ban the account was compromised and Lucas took it over after the account ban.

I'm just saying Lucas is behaving like ZrCalo. Neither did have right wing beliefs, both are attention whores and grifters waiting for retards to scream "Keffals is based now!"
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Spin engaged. Dude should've learned by now that the troon cabal have marked him for sacrifice, and he's already doomed. Nothing you can say at this point will make them uncancel you. You're fucked and it's your own fault.

Lucas fails to realize that he himself has doxed people in the past and continue to do so in secret. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Lowest common denominator are drama youtubers, trannies won't uncancel Lucas nor he will be relevant ever.

I can bet that Lucas' sources are
1. Reddit
2. Twitter
3. Kiwifarms.net

I don't know about Lucas, he should start doing fat tranny porn on onlyfans/toypics/Pits of hell. He'd be better off there or join the 50%.
 
On a related note I got a good deal on a broken Maserati Gran Turismo. I thought about buying it and modding it to look like a Maserati MC12. I don't like Maseratis but the MC12 is a certified hood classic as the kids say. I didn't end up buying it because at the time I could barley afford it and I had no where to put it or afford the work on it.
Homie, your previous posts about why you almost went down the rabbit hole on lopping your cock off was welcome and insightfully relevant. But this? Please do us a favour and shut the fuck till you have something relevant again. This is not the off topic board.
 
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