💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

Jack would have stroked out on Mexican food the same way he stroked out on Fartland starches and fats.

The strip mall shit varies only in type, not timbre

He also wouldn't have had to "close" the back yard for winter, so it may actually have happened sooner.

I wonder if he would have had a racial incident with an "ethnic". He got pretty close with that chicken and waffles shit, and he's only grown more racist and stupid as he's aged.

People walking on his driveway while going down the street or standing in line around him spook him.

Tamham is no wendigo, at best she's a Snorlax.

Jack losing the second arm definitely kills cooking with Jack, but that's for the best. He's no longer burning himself because Tammy was there to nanny him and keep him from sucking shit out of bags straight from the microwave. That was a classic feature of the videos, and I was irrationally angry to see it go.

Jack on the Go... I dunno, he's armless now. That would make for deeply unpleasant videos, let alone the people around him having their meal ruined by the slurpazoid.

The fuck is the difference between a pancake and an English muffin wif butter?

 

[VenomPlug]

I like how his Tard Eye is slowly falling asleep as he talks

 

[AnOminous]

But there's limits, and from my loose understanding ( a few too many beers with a CPA friend so I'm pretty fuzzy on it) you can't just have a company lose money and write it off for your main(or married shared income) as well as to a limit on writing off. Or no one would pay any taxes if there wasn't walls for these deductions.

There's a lower limit on how much you need to earn over a series of years to qualify for making business deductions. While Jack probably had a good run for a while, I seriously doubt his "business" still qualifies as one and would instead be considered a hobby.

But there's limits, and from my loose understanding ( a few too many beers with a CPA friend so I'm pretty fuzzy on it) you can't just have a company lose money and write it off for your main(or married shared income) as well as to a limit on writing off. Or no one would pay any taxes if there wasn't walls for these deductions.

There's a lower limit on how much you need to earn over a series of years to qualify for making business deductions. While Jack probably had a good run for a while, I seriously doubt his "business" still qualifies as one and would instead be considered a hobby.

Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Gonna rate it that he ever leaves, at least without a toe tag.

Jack thinks that the nursing home would cost cut by cutting condiments? Mustard is dirt cheap. A bottle of yellow mustard is less than a dollar.

I think they just don't give a fuck about the bitchy, rude fat guy who is constantly throwing a Karen tantrum. They'd probably be more inclined to do something special for him if there was ever ANYTHING AT ALL this fucker wouldn't bitch about.

 

[SteveGoatman]

**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

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Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

"I'm not complaining". What an insufferable dick. You're not Giraldo Rivera doing his (very early career before he became a complete joke) expose on state homes where disabled kids were being horribly neglected. You're an adult receiving care for an ailment almost entirely of your own making in what appears to be a solid, well run/maintained center that provides medical care and at least decent food. You're not being abused. You're not being neglected. You're being treated like an adult in charge of his life for the first time in forever, and reaping the consequences of your behavior, and you can't handle it. If you want 5 star treatment and gourmet meals, get out Tammy's checkbook.

Reminds me that I saw a short clip of a former pro wrestler who recently had a bad health scare and while he was in the hospital did a little video providing an update and also basically said "thanks for all the well wishes and prayers, super appreciated but if I could ask one more thing, please pray for other people here who don't have a spouse/family/anybody to help them" and I just thought, no matter what you think about prayer that's a really kind thing to say especially when you're also probably scared/in pain. Jack is the EXACT opposite.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack try pissing in the urinal I know for a fact they gave you when you were placed in your room.

Jack is a older man with short arms and central obesity. He may have a partially-buried penis and not be able to hold the urinal in position by himself.

Depending on how high-tech the facility's call light system is, they might just assume he's making his usual condiment call and prioritize answering it accordingly, especially during meal pass.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

335058512_1207112439911896_3308277878806132331_n.mp4

Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Also I think Jacks becoming suicidal
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Holy shit, if I knew that Jack was going to be this goddamn funny, I wish Tammie would've placed Jack into a nursing home during the last stroke. There's something about him complaining about fake eggs and pancakes that make my sides explode. This guy only cares about food. Not his family, his church, nor his well being just if he can get some real eggs, mustard and butter.

 

[Monuklear]

This guy is such an amazing cow. The nursing home arc is pure kino.

 

[RollingRock2]

The hubris of this man complaining he isn't getting enough butter and corn syrup on his eggs and pancakes while he's LOST THE USE OF HIS LEGS due to his shit diet. Never change Jack. Try not to collapse in your own piss before the nurse arrives!

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack is now so disabled, he can't even go the restroom by himself.

Next stroke is either going to kill him or make him a near vegetable. Hope he can still slur out vlog complaints about the catheter by then. Bet they don't even send butter down the feeding tube.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Jack is a older man with short arms and central obesity. He may have a partially-buried penis and not be able to hold the urinal in position by himself.

Depending on how high-tech the facility's call light system is, they might just assume he's making his usual condiment call and prioritize answering it accordingly, especially during meal pass.

Oh trust me the nurses are prioritizing Jack accordingly

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Depending on how high-tech the facility's call light system is, they might just assume he's making his usual condiment call and prioritize answering it accordingly, especially during meal pass.

Or he's one of those morons who intentionally thumbs the higher priority buttons to get expedient service for frivolous shit and try to excuse it with "oops wrong button heh but can I have some extra ketchup here".

 

[VenomPlug]

Can use both arms and legs

This dog right here is more of a man than Jack.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack is a older man with short arms and central obesity. He may have a partially-buried penis and not be able to hold the urinal in position by himself.

Depending on how high-tech the facility's call light system is, they might just assume he's making his usual condiment call and prioritize answering it accordingly, especially during meal pass.

If he can lift a phone he can lift one of those idiot proof triangle urine containers that are basically for fatties who can't see their dicks.

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If he can't use one of those than he would definitely be in a brief AKA diaper to prevent accidents.

Jack deserves no benefit of doubt its simply he wants them to drop what they're doing to help him when there are options to help himself. He is a Lazy Fat Fuck.

 

[charlesdickens]

I don't know how Jack can look at his older brother who is in the best shape of his life at 60 and not feel remorse or a single bit of personal guilt for his own situation. If he showed just once some genuine responsibility and humility, he would be harder to dislike.

 

[Whaler]

I wouldn't doubt the Staff of that place is doing everything they can to limit their Wendijack exposure. Everybody has their limit with egotistical assholes and those people don't get paid enough to respond to his calls every five minutes for the smallest shit just to be treated like garbage. No facility will blame their staff either for assuming that a person who abuses the call button was pressing it because they actually needed real help this time was just pressing it for dumb shit and decided to take care of other patients who call for help when they actually need it before getting to him. Once again, all of Jacks problems are only in existence because he decided to create them.

 

[ZipDisk]

I think they just don't give a fuck about the bitch

I think it's both. I've noticed in several of the Jack Rest Meals that things that come in pairs are delivered singular. At first I thought they were fucking with him, or following some diet plan bullshit, but I could totally see them skimping on food to cut costs.

Like the first meal he was given was clearly meant for someone who wasn't mentally there but could still use a fork to shovel food in maw.
Either way, Jack can buy his own fucking mustard packets.

They should just serve him hot pockets. Healthy? FUCK NO. Fits the wendigo's craving bracket? FUCK YES.

 

[100BitchHere]

Jack exposing the atrocities of being in a nursing home like he's a Jew in Auschwitz is amazing. Guy acting like nurses taking 10+ minutes to drag his 400lb ass to a toilet and getting pancakes with "fake" eggs is a war crime. Thank you for your service Jack.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Thanks for filling me in on what happens in nursing homes, Jack. I thought the worst was being choked to death by a fat black nurse, but that was before I learned about the horrors of English muffins without butter.

He didn't discuss his health once. I finally see what's so entertaining about this gluttonous retard.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminds me that I saw a short clip of a former pro wrestler who recently had a bad health scare and while he was in the hospital did a little video providing an update and also basically said "thanks for all the well wishes and prayers, super appreciated but if I could ask one more thing, please pray for other people here who don't have a spouse/family/anybody to help them" and I just thought, no matter what you think about prayer that's a really kind thing to say especially when you're also probably scared/in pain. Jack is the EXACT opposite.

Jack was pretty much "fuck old people." Complaining that he is in a place full of sick old people, completely oblivious to what that says about him. How the fuck does this fat bastard think he got there?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If he can lift a phone he can lift one of those idiot proof triangle urine containers that are basically for fatties who can't see their dicks.

https://beta.jetlenses.com/spree/products/79858/original/open-uri20201027-3392062-1yq5k78.?1603762994

If he can't use one of those than he would definitely be in a brief AKA diaper to prevent accidents.

Jack deserves no benefit of doubt its simply he wants them to drop what they're doing to help him when there are options to help himself. He is a Lazy Fat Fuck.

It would be better off if they just stuck a Foley catheter up his dickhole and let him pee into a collection bag. That way they wouldn't have to drag him to the toilet every single time.

And you just know that he's such a spiteful little bitch that he'd deliberately pee all over the floor to make a point and then later say, "I couldn't hold it any longer and I called a half hour ago so it's your fault!" Meanwhile the head nurse once again points to the portable urinal by his bed and says he needs to use that if nobody can come to get to him in time. And you just know they have those there.