Is it gay to shave your ass? - The sequel to the balls question.

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I asked before if it's gay to shave your balls. Now I want to know what others think of someone shaving their ass.

Asked a friend and their answer was "Those who clean the house are expecting a guest" which was very funny.
 
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Providence said:
No. It's hygiene, it's more attractive and comfortable. I say keep it clean.

EDIT: I've been asked to add that hair regrowth on the ass can be exceedingly itchy and uncomfortable. Whatever.
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Do you niggas not use SOAP? You can have hair and still be clean. Take a fucking shower. It's really that simple. A few baby hairs grazing your butthole is not preventing soap from cleaning your skin. In fact those hairs are actually protecting your anus from hazardous refuse reentering. It baffles me when retards assert hair equals poor hygeine. Nigga it isn't the middle ages, anymore. Just fucking use soap and bathe.
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If I could get lose my virginity again by just shaving my ass, I would've done so in a heartbeat.
Shaving result in those dots that looks like an STD.
Hair removal cream prevents those, and when hair grows back after being shaved. It itches way much.
 
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Shaving your butt cheeks, no. Shaving your anus, yes. I honestly wouldn't recommend it anyway. You know when those hairs grow back, they're going to be prickly for a while, so imagine that prickly sensation you typicay feel on your face...between your ass cheeks. Probably not a nice feeling.
 
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Providence said:
No. It's hygiene, it's more attractive and comfortable. I say keep it clean.

EDIT: I've been asked to add that hair regrowth on the ass can be exceedingly itchy and uncomfortable. Whatever.
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Do you niggas not use SOAP? You can have hair and still be clean. Take a fucking shower. It's really that simple. A few baby hairs grazing your butthole is not preventing soap from cleaning your skin. In fact those hairs are actually protecting your anus from hazardous refuse reentering. It baffles me when retards assert hair equals poor hygeine. Nigga it isn't the middle ages, anymore. Just fucking use soap and bathe.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
Do you niggas not use SOAP? You can have hair and still be clean. Take a fucking shower. It's really that simple. A few baby hairs grazing your butthole is not preventing soap from cleaning your skin. In fact those hairs are actually protecting your anus from hazardous refuse reentering. It baffles me when retards assert hair equals poor hygeine. Nigga it isn't the middle ages, anymore. Just fucking use soap and bathe.
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I cannot imagine having a giant thatch of bush down there, and I would not be able to live with it. Go fuck yourself if you don't like it, I would remove it with extreme prejudice.
 
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DankSmoker said:
Yeah... wait, what?
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My brother in Christ, what do you think hair is for? Thermal regulation and nature's method of providing hygeine to unwashed monkey asses.

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I cannot imagine having a giant thatch of bush down there, and I would not be able to live with it. Go fuck yourself if you don't like it, I would remove it with extreme prejudice.
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I once saw a tv show on TLC which chronicles the process of preparing and birthing a child (in a first world country). During one of the filmed doctor appointments prior to birth, the doctor told the woman "alright you need to shave because the baby can choke on your excess hair" and I had to pause it because I laughed so hard cause this bitch's bush was so fuckin hairy it could choke a fucking baby. It was broadcast on national television.
 
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DankSmoker said:
No, that part I understood. I was confounded about the poopoo going back into your ass.
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Any amount of excrement can return when one wipes their tush improperly. It's better to let it become a dingleberry than make a U-Turn.

My time as a nurse assistant taught me that some people don't know how to wipe using toilet paper and are surprised when told to wash their legs when showering.

The absolute state of American hygiene.
 
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