The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AGPinochet]

So this is how the tranch dies, not with a shootout, but a single pitiful amhole queef and some vandalism.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

A little late but I finally got the time to look at the pictures of the mess thoroughly and I'm a little angry that they would leave a nice physical copy of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GOTY Edition just lying around like that.

Is there an AI voice clip of Dagoth Ur reading the "You will never be a woman" copypasta already?

 

[Dick Valentine]

I'm kinda retarded, but I see 2 stumps and either dirt or ash scattered around them. I have so many questions.

Also, the treadmill apparently did not make the journey with the Tenacious Unicorns.

And the lower body of what appears to be a mannequin. Did we know they had a mannequin??

Oh you sweet summer city folk kiwis That's where the terrace got turned into firewood to fit the fireplace, the pile between the stumps is sawdust. I know right, an actual human who can work (and therefore keep warm) in the brisk cold for an hour straight without committing seppuku would have used the terrace itself to saw the planks on and carried them inside to dry. If I had to guess, these fucking nothings probably disassembled the deck plank-by-plank as needed, preceded by a lot of yelling and finger-pointing to finally guilt somebody into doing some actual labour. This is what happens when a bunch of dadless, dickless dummies play adulting. If someone left a drying mountain of sawdust next to a fireplace in my house I would be forced to jackknife powerbomb them through a fucking table placed over a piranha moat, no questions asked.

For a second I wondered about the need for a treadmill since they live on a god damn farm but it makes sense given the house was occupied by world class narcissists whose thin skin cannot handle temperatures under 70°F.

I lurk the thread only on occasion so I must ask; what are the chances that all the troons who were left behind/went AWOL are the much lauded "squatters"? How nice it must be to belong to a leftist enclave, being written out of history the second it becomes beneficial to the narrative-at-large. I guess you could say; on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.... some animals are more equal than others. The more things change...

 

[HackerX]

This just in: people are three dimensional and have complex facets of personality, beliefs and morals instead of black and white, left and right, good and bad!

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ETA 2 to add my thoughts: It's absolutely fascinating that trannies who proclaim themselves to be experts of science and biology - fields that must recognise diversity in their data, flaws in their research, etc - can only think in this-or-that. Human beliefs aren't booleans. Voted for right? You vile scum, you must be a fascist. Voted left? You must be pro-LGBT and love the blacks. I can't tell whether it's a symptom of terminally online-itis or retardation. I've met my fair share of those fiscally right-wing who are pro-gay and so-called leftists who struggle showing immigrants basic respect, you just need to go outside. It's astounding that Bonnie just had this realisation now - or at least the fact that he needed to tweet this implied such, LOL.

It's always fun to watch people fight battles they know they can't win. The troon bubble does not allow for alternative perspective, abstract thought, or any thoughts beyond surface level. Watching this fat Peruvian man try to toe the line while attempting to cross it at the same time will not work in this sphere.

It's great because objectively, Paul is in the right. It just doesn't matter because the people he's trying to appease don't care.

Hell, he doesn't even care about the property, it's all a PR battle. The closest thing to a W he can hope to achieve is for the alpaca mass graves to be discovered and accepting partial responsibility. That would at least make him slightly sympathetic comparative to the other troons involved.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm kinda retarded, but I see 2 stumps and either dirt or ash scattered around them. I have so many questions.

Remember Penny posing with a chainsaw? They were doing landscaping work before the big Drywalling enterprise, and cleared wind blown trees for someone. I guess they brought home plenty of logs from that, to make firewood.

Anyhoo, those are big, whole logs, that look dry. The fact that they are lying around and haven’t been burnt means they don’t fit in the stove but nobody had the common sense or willpower to carry them back outside and split them with an axe.

The mess looks more like ash to me, like the ash bucket got kicked over maybe.

 

[Pill Cosby]

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LOL @ the treadmill.

 

[Souji Tendou]

I lurk the thread only on occasion so I must ask; what are the chances that all the troons who were left behind/went AWOL are the much lauded "squatters"? How nice it must be to belong to a leftist enclave, being written out of history the second it becomes beneficial to the narrative-at-large. I guess you could say; on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.... some animals are more equal than others. The more things change...

In my professional (on this subject anyways) opinion, that's actually very fucking likely. As far as I'm aware the squatters sure as fuck weren't some randoms just going around looking for a place to be. Moreso a last direct "Fuck you" to boner by the gang, especially with the state they left the interior in. If they were regular ass squatters they would've left it in a SLIGHTLY more habitable condition.

 

[Oxyjen]

In my professional (on this subject anyways) opinion, that's actually very fucking likely. As far as I'm aware the squatters sure as fuck weren't some randoms just going around looking for a place to be. Moreso a last direct "Fuck you" to boner by the gang, especially with the state they left the interior in. If they were regular ass squatters they would've left it in a SLIGHTLY more habitable condition.

I don’t even really see evidence of “squatting” in those pics. Yes, it’s messy, but there’s no drink cans and bottles, cigarette butts, fast food containers lying around.

Stuff doesn’t look intentionally trashed or vandalised either. Furniture is intact, even the chess board. There’s a bit of spray paint on top of the stove so maybe there’s more that we can’t see, but otherwise it just seems like a messy hovel - they probably threw shit down over the balcony meaning to pack or dumpster it, and then didn’t.

The car is a different matter. Clearly vindictive against Bonny. Probably Jarod, let’s face it.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

If Nool ever decided (against all reason and sanity) that he wanted to own the Tranch, I'd throw in a couple hundred bucks.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

A little late but I finally got the time to look at the pictures of the mess thoroughly and I'm a little angry that they would leave a nice physical copy of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GOTY Edition just lying around like that.

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Is there an AI voice clip of Dagoth Ur reading the "You will never be a woman" copypasta already?

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

When you market a key element of your commune being a place of therapy and rest for disturbed people, you actively need real psychology professionals and at least one qualified MD, potentially a pharmacist, and support nurses.

Their idea of being a "place of therapy and rest" didn't have anything to do with actual therapy. It was basically a place they could feel they were free of Muh Transphobia and never "fear" being deadnamed or misgendered. Troons usually can't recognize that they have serious mental health comorbidities (unless they're larping on purpose for disabled retard points, like Kindness does). They believe all of their personal problems come from imagined "transphobic" slights from normies, so you can see how they would imagine that simply going off the grid would solve those problems (and wouldn't do anything to address their actual problems).

Going off grid and living in a commune is something that was done by competent people who shared idea's in unity. The whole gender identity movement is all about 1 upping everyone so you get to be the guy who is calling the shots and get your own way.

This is it, in a nutshell. The troon issue isn't only about mental illness and sexual gratification. It's also about power, specifically the power to compel other people to think, speak, and believe things (that men are women, using "preferred" pronouns, revising history to erase your past, allowing you to do whatever you want because you're so marginalized). The power trip is a huge, HUGE part of why disenfranchised retards troon out and is a significant reason it's become such a trend among basement-dwelling incel NEET "anarchists." The power to compel someone else to call you "she" when you're a fat male neckbeard is literally the first taste of power most of them have had in their lives, and they like it.

But thus it becomes a constant game of one-upsmanship to see who is the most marginalized and thus who can wield the most power over the others. In an all-troon situation, that's going to be an arms race like crabs in a bucket. Take Vikky (@deathpigeon), who left the ranch a while ago. A few years ago he was just a normal (lol) troon wanting to be called "she." Now he wants to be called "it," identifies as "a creature, not a person," pretends to have DID, and is also (recently) an otherkin. This man is about 32. You can see how these people would never be able to survive any sort of actual egalitarian lifestyle.

 

[Gengar]

Watch your blood pressure, PaulPaul



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Everything aside, I too would be devastated if I found out my property AND my car has been thrashed to oblivion.

Anyway, I took a closer look at the car. Check out the Bernie stickers.


Trash near the car. Classy


Pink... powder... thing?


There's also something sprayed on the fireplace/chimney/whatever this is... my guess is that it says "LMAO". Way to add to the injury.

 

[niggers]

And as you can see, he also linked a google doc containing Alyssa’s statement. I suggest you read it, even if it is a bit long. It details her experiences there and sheds light on other things. Here’s a few things that stuck out to me in particular:
Good thing I’m not a reporter.

jfc kindess is like the worst person ever. i don't know why her particular brand of non-stop narcissism makes me MATI, but it does. she is quite literally incapable of thinking outside of "ME, ME, ME, I, I, I" all while screaming the faux love dovey empathy jerkoff BS. i swear if fat paul pulled a murder-suicide it would be a more charitable act than anything the TUR ever did.

 

[Ninon42]

Fat Paul doesn't even have any friends or family to help clean up the mess at the tranch. He abandoned his husband (though Sky is pretty cucked, he might still help out), Alyssa is in peak munchie mode, Penny's polycule made the mess, all the other tranch orbiters hate the place, the online troon anarchist militia community is siding with Penny because why not. He'd have to hire one of those companies that clean up murder scenes and hoarder homes to get a penny out of it on resale. A controlled burn of the house might literally be the best financial option so keep an eye out for Earl to conveniently become a transphobic firebug soon.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

I'm thinking a couple of actual bad dudes moved onto the Tranch. Not the usual "I have a thousand syndromes and it's Capitalism's fault" Troons but real nasty, druggy fucks.

The newcomers realise they can take over easy cos all of Penny's hardcase larping is obvious bullshit and the Tranchers just run away as soon as they can.
Druggie bad guys then trash the place and rob anything worth having.

It's weak but I'm sticking with it.

Edit/
Where are all the guns? Have they brought them to Penny's parents house?
If they don't have them anymore then my theory is defo live!

 

[Pizdec]

Rate me l8 but I don't care. Bonnie suddenly playing white knight is the most blatant about face I've seen in a long time. If there is any troon who reads this, know this: Bonnie immediately jumped ship the moment he got a "girl"-friend, whose the physical equivalent of a broken BMW that has had more parts replaced then it should. He abandoned his husband, abandoned the Tranch, and knew fully fucking well it was a sinking ship he likely would have gone down with.

He is now attempting in the most pathetic way possible to turn in State's evidence to try and get out of punishment for the death of all the alpacas by pretending he gives a shit and now hates Penny. Bonnie, if you knew it was wrong, you should not have ever allowed Penny or anyone else to go above even 20 Alpacas on that plot, and I believe you knew that was the best course. Instead, you coasted of the grift that was the Tranch until easy pussy came along and you saw what a train wreck the operation was when you invite mentally ill and unwilling participants to essentially run a farm.

I have nothing but disdain for all of you in charged of that animal death camp. We know it's not just the alpacas that have died, but countless others with poor management.

Edit: Llama llama FUCK YOU PENNY.

 

[Sperghetti]

jfc kindess is like the worst person ever. i don't know why her particular brand of non-stop narcissism makes me MATI, but it does. she is quite literally incapable of thinking outside of "ME, ME, ME, I, I, I" all while screaming the faux love dovey empathy jerkoff BS. i swear if fat paul pulled a murder-suicide it would be a more charitable act than anything the TUR ever did.

I think the best and most absurd part is how she tries to make herself sound so detached from the Tranch drama near the end, like her whole relationship with Paul was just her helping some vulnerable fellow troon, rather than him cheating on his spouse with her.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Well guys, I for one am shocked that the squatters weren't the notorious Earl, but instead more troons! Who could have possibly suspected troons would ruin something?

Troons really do ruin fucking everything. Even shit by other troons.
And they didn't just ruin the place, they trashed the everfucking shit out of it. It's like trannies build shitholes like beavers build dams, it's just their nature to do.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm thinking a couple of actual bad dudes moved onto the Tranch. Not the usual "I have a thousand syndromes and it's Capitalism's fault" Troons but real nasty, druggy fucks.

The newcomers realise they can take over easy cos all of Penny's hardcase larping is obvious bullshit and the Tranchers just run away as soon as they can.
Druggie bad guys then trash the place and rob anything worth having.

It's weak but I'm sticking with it.

Edit/
Where are all the guns? Have they brought them to Penny's parents house?
If they don't have them anymore then my theory is defo live!

I’m sticking with Occam’s razor for now. The main tranchers are responsible for the mess in the house, any parting graffiti and shooting up the car was courtesy of whoever they left behind (it was J) to guard or feed the last of the Alpaca.
Good theory though!

There's also something sprayed on the fireplace/chimney/whatever this is... my guess is that it says "LMAO". Way to add to the injury.
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You’re looking at the top of the wood burner, the flat top where you put a pan to heat. I can’t make it out either, it does look like white spray paint but what’s the message. Why just there?
Maybe there’s more that Paul isn’t showing us (or Sky didn’t send him pictures of)

 

[AnOminous]

The newcomers realise they can take over easy cos all of Penny's hardcase larping is obvious bullshit and the Tranchers just run away as soon as they can.
Druggie bad guys then trash the place and rob anything worth having.

I wonder if they stole any of the guns. If so there's a high likelihood one of them commits some crime with it and the ballistics will point straight to one of these idiot troons.