The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Spunt]

KINDNESS STATEMENT & CAR DAMAGE
There’s more!!! Bonnie posted more photos of the damage done to his car! Apparently it’s been spray painted with the word “free” on the hood. Whether or not this means “free” in an anarchist way or “free” in a literal “this item is free”, I’m not sure, but it’s probably the latter. At least the alpacas are free though. [A]
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And as you can see, he also linked a google doc containing Alyssa’s statement. I suggest you read it, even if it is a bit long. It details her experiences there and sheds light on other things. Here’s a few things that stuck out to me in particular:
Good thing I’m not a reporter.
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She apparently paid Penny $250 for “counseling services” over Telegram in 2020, just over a year prior to the Denfur thing.
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In the initial Tranch fight that we have only heard about where they didn’t like how Kindness, apparently some of them really didn’t like how she basically acted like a sped and felt like it was mocking disabled people. But, it seems like somebody who wasn’t Bonnie was the one to break this news to her.
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In (possibly) October 2021, it seems like they had a negotiation meeting between Bonnie and the rest of the tranchers that took place at Alyssa’s house. Everybody kind of ignored the elephant in the room and pretended like everything was fine between them and Alyssa. This may have been due to the fact that Ash Coyote was filming the whole thing for the ill-fated Tranch documentary.
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By the way, “fake-claiming” is basically when somebody calls you out for lying about having Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Bonnie also replied to another Tranch tweet with images of the property, including 2 new ones! [A]
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Also, shit got so bad that even KEVIN said something about the squatter situation and was quite hostile towards Bonnie. I have not done the Kevin update today, but I’ll update you all if I find anything else. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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Edit: Bonnie is still awake and tweeting [A]
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Edit edit: HAPPY 1,000 PAGES!
I couldn’t dream of a better arc for this page.
Edit #3: I somehow failed to notice that Kevin claimed to somebody in the replies that Bonnie called the cops on them.
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Bonnie acting like it was Penis and co's responsibility to evict the drifters. No it wasn't, it was yours. If I get evicted from somewhere I'm under no obligation to evict my roommate as well. Fuck that, it's the landlord's problem. Bonnie was just too cowardly to be onsite and make sure it happens.

That's a Nissan Leaf which is an electric car. Isn't the Tranch off the grid? Meaning after Bonnie drove it there he realised he couldn't charge his fucking car lmao. It might've taken a week or more to charge that thing in winter on 110volts with pissant amps. Who drives an EV to a ranch? No wonder it was abandoned.

The solar never worked properly and Penis never managed to fix it. They ran the Tranch off a series of shitty 4kW diesel generators that kept failing under the strain of running Kevin's gaming rig and charging Bonnie's car. Yes, that's right, he charged his environmentally-friendly electric car off a diesel generator, a process considerably less efficient and more carbon-spewing than just driving a diesel. Troons, everyone.

 

[FinnSven]

Bonnie acting like it was Penis and co's responsibility to evict the drifters. No it wasn't, it was yours. If I get evicted from somewhere I'm under no obligation to evict my roommate as well. Fuck that, it's the landlord's problem. Bonnie was just too cowardly to be onsite and make sure it happens.

The solar never worked properly and Penis never managed to fix it. They ran the Tranch off a series of shitty 4kW diesel generators that kept failing under the strain of running Kevin's gaming rig and charging Bonnie's car. Yes, that's right, he charged his environmentally-friendly electric car off a diesel generator, a process considerably less efficient and more carbon-spewing than just driving a diesel. Troons, everyone.

Did they abandon plans to try to distill fuel ethanol because Kevvie ate the sugar and Penny drank any they did make?

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I actually haven’t considered that angle.

At least with a traditional commune one could reasonably expect if not professionals, then people with casual skills or experience in useful areas.
Most people who haven’t settled into a career usually have tried a few jobs and have a bit of knowledge here and there.
Perhaps they know enough from site labouring to do a bit of bricklaying or carpentry?
I would guess that in Colorado there will be casual labor opportunities on ranches and farms so drifters and whatnot will have picked up some rural skills.
Then fast food and retail former employees would at least have some rudimentary cooking, stock control and maybe some first aid skills.

When you try to make a commune with a bunch of dropouts, basement dwellers and internet educated fools, it’s bad enough.
They won’t particularly even have the skills to run a household or homemake.

When you market a key element of your commune being a place of therapy and rest for disturbed people, you actively need real psychology professionals and at least one qualified MD, potentially a pharmacist, and support nurses.

You can’t just assume that trans people will know what to do, especially as trans individuals are usually self absorbed and unable to understand how other people feel about their “dysphoria” and “transition”.

This really was like if a Steiner esque psychologist tried to cure insanity by allowing an asylum full of severely mentally ill people to do each others therapy as and how it occurred to them.

The whole way they have gone about this, is such a simplification of commune life. It is like those innnawoods posts you see round the internet. Where people think they can just buy a log cabin and a AR15 and live. Then you see people doing it and have a good laugh at them eating cold beans from a tin they had to smash open on a rock.
Going off grid and living in a commune is something that was done by competent people who shared idea's in unity. The whole gender identity movement is all about 1 upping everyone so you get to be the guy who is calling the shots and get your own way. So of course it is going to burn down, when someone who has more headmates or genders than you takes control and you can't challenge them back else you are in for a struggle session on how you should respect their pronouns.
In this case, they had a bunch of freeloading drug addicts turn up, to abuse the place. Any real survival commune would have kicked them out at gun point. But because they are paralyzed by this gender bullshit. People can turn up and claim they are a trans demi otherkin who has headmates, and this newbie suddenly outranks you.

 

[Oxyjen]

When you market a key element of your commune being a place of therapy and rest for disturbed people, you actively need real psychology professionals and at least one qualified MD, potentially a pharmacist, and support nurses.

I think that was actually Boner’s main point of contention with the tranch, after he got some perspective. His mistake was thinking that Alyssa was in any way qualified to provide that and wouldn’t just compound the problems.

I wonder who the mysterious drifters were? I don’t buy that they were complete strangers.

 

[FinnSven]

The whole way they have gone about this, is such a simplification of commune life. It is like those innnawoods posts you see round the internet. Where people think they can just buy a log cabin and a AR15 and live. Then you see people doing it and have a good laugh at them eating cold beans from a tin they had to smash open on a rock.
Going off grid and living in a commune is something that was done by competent people who shared idea's in unity. The whole gender identity movement is all about 1 upping everyone so you get to be the guy who is calling the shots and get your own way. So of course it is going to burn down, when someone who has more headmates or genders than you takes control and you can't challenge them back else you are in for a struggle session on how you should respect their pronouns.
In this case, they had a bunch of freeloading drug addicts turn up, to abuse the place. Any real survival commune would have kicked them out at gun point. But because they are paralyzed by this gender bullshit. People can turn up and claim they are a trans demi otherkin who has headmates, and this newbie suddenly outranks you.

So that’s why Penny shed newcomers of their possessions and money and put them into indentured servitude.

They can’t one up him if they are toiling for 14 hours a day, fed only gruel and hay the alpacas rejected, and sleeping in old trailers.

I think that was actually Boner’s main point of contention with the tranch, after he got some perspective. His mistake was thinking that Alyssa was in any way qualified to provide that and not just compound the problems.

Even if he had no idea who would be capable of providing that, at least he was demonstrating some awareness to their situation.

 

[stupid frog]

These faggots are so privleged, they don't even know how to stage a vandalism. They're just negligent slobs. They also have rage issues. So it being extra messy is not a surprise, since on top of them being pigs, they are angry men. This is the result.

I don't want to give them any tips to wreck it more to look "legit".
But there is a reason Bonnie's car has the most destruction.

 

[FinnSven]

If you needed proof that modern transgenderism is a cult, look no further than this statement. Rather than take action that could get these vandals and freeloaders found and convicted, they're worried more about making trans people look bad (as if they need help with that.)

The collapse of the Tranch is getting more interesting by the day. It almost makes up for the destruction of the land and the mass alpaca graves.

Almost.

The thing is is that none of the criticism we give is expressly because they are trans, it is because they are irresponsible destructive people trying to use “Trans” as a shield and excuse.

There could be another ranch right next to them peopled by even less convincing but more surgically altered trans people, but if it is working quite happily with no drama and healthy livestock then it wouldn’t pop up on our radar.

It would be bad enough if Alyssa was just trying to shield them from prosecution and other people they may try to rent land from, but the fact that there is a clearly widespread attitude that trans people should not face investigation from authorities is doing them far more harm than good.

Even the original lolcow, Chris Chan was not “targeted” because of his autism.
He was followed because of his very public and very strange behavior.

This isn’t all going to be fixed because people will do the right thing.
If Bonnie wee boner gets recompense, it will be through forcing those responsible by legal means.

The only comparable magical thinking on basis of belonging to a club I have encountered in real life is football/soccer fans being confused that fans of the same team don’t share their values.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kinda sucks to see that our anarchocommunist commune "owner" seems to be suggesting they will be using the capitalist legal system for further oppressing the queer ladies who had to flee the violence against them. Oh the queer community "used" your "private property" in a way you didn't like but the community found necessary so you're going to run to the fash to dole out additional anti-queer violence?

KINDNESS STATEMENT & CAR DAMAGE
And as you can see, he also linked a google doc containing Alyssa’s statement. I suggest you read it, even if it is a bit long. It details her experiences there and sheds light on other things. Here’s a few things that stuck out to me in particular:
Good thing I’m not a reporter.
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This kind of statement isn't binding on anyone, neither legally or in terms of journalistic ethics (no Gamergate pls) especially not for "quotes" lmao

Media outlets ask for permission for shit like videos on Twitter (where they likely got this idea from) because you hold copyright to that and they want to be careful about fair use when just showing the video on their broadcast to show you, there is basically no way for any outlet to use any of this manifesto that wouldn't fall under fair use. (In any case, as an unauthorized (the state is an illegitimate corporate fiction, reject it!) attorney I give permission for any media outlet to use this however they wish and wait for the hilarious lolsuit.)

 

[Sperghetti]

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She apparently paid Penny $250 for “counseling services” over Telegram in 2020, just over a year prior to the Denfur thing.

“Age regression” with a person who pretends that they’re a robot baby sometimes. Yes, I’m sure that’s entirely therapeutic in nature.

 

[FinnSven]

“Age regression” with a person who pretends that they’re a robot baby sometimes. Yes, I’m sure that’s entirely therapeutic in nature.

She could sue Penny.

If she claimed that prior to this session she didn’t think she was various wacky Rick and Morty style characters and despite a bit of gender confusion and animal hoarding, was reasonably functional.

It would be a hilarious day in court if nothing else.

 

[HackerX]

I thought she was too sick to recall events that happened there, etc etc?

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Edit: February 28th, 2023
My prognosis has advanced to needing the epilepsy unit and I'm not well enough to finalize edits to this document please forgive any work in progress aspects. In light of the vandalism of the property it breaks my heart that my last act of community service was to clean this home, with love and an open heart. And to see the current pictures…it's devastating. No matter how this happened, it shouldn't have.

I love you all. I'll be in the hospital an unknown amount of time but can be reached for non urgent matters or encouraging pet pics etc at comradekittypants@gmail.com

Is it real? Is it pasta? In this world, I'm not even sure.

(Of course I assume it's real, she's a lunatic)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

>Promote Anarchocommunism
>No, not like that!

 

[Harold Penisman]

Holy shit, it’s just like old days, when they would bless us with an I-Spy esque image from the tranch! The main living area one is level extreme!

Relative of mine took over a trailer park that was infested with meth-heads a while back. And the inside of those trailers looked exactly like how the tranch looks now.

 

[Gengar]

This just in: people are three dimensional and have complex facets of personality, beliefs and morals instead of black and white, left and right, good and bad!



ETA: (https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1630913058825736192) (Archive)

ETA 2 to add my thoughts: It's absolutely fascinating that trannies who proclaim themselves to be experts of science and biology - fields that must recognise diversity in their data, flaws in their research, etc - can only think in this-or-that. Human beliefs aren't booleans. Voted for right? You vile scum, you must be a fascist. Voted left? You must be pro-LGBT and love the blacks. I can't tell whether it's a symptom of terminally online-itis or retardation. I've met my fair share of those fiscally right-wing who are pro-gay and so-called leftists who struggle showing immigrants basic respect, you just need to go outside. It's astounding that Bonnie just had this realisation now - or at least the fact that he needed to tweet this implied such, LOL.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

Remember, O LORD, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem; who said, Rase it, rase it, even to the foundation thereof.

 

[FinnSven]

Family member of mine took over trailer park that was infested with meth-heads a while back. And the inside of those trailers looked exactly like how the inside of the tranch looks now.

Squats, dwellings, hovels and warehouses abandoned by junkies, speed freaks and other drug abusers are always either a complete tip filled with rubbish, pissed mattresses, rotting food or sugar bags, old clothes and scrapped goods, or they are stripped bare with maybe a piece or two of old furniture and an improvised fireplace left.

It depends on how cold it got, how much they were able to scavenge and what they were able to sell or had to resort to burning.

That’s why it is really pathetic with this bunch.

If it was plainly trashed out of spite that’s one thing, but the fact they were clearly living like this and just left it shows serious dysfunction, laziness and lack of respect.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Nooo Bonnie don't call the cops on the heckin' queer squatterinos! You're supposed to show up with your own guns and clear them off the property. Isn't this what you trained for? Calling the cops on queers is heckin' fascist!

Very convenient that his dead car that he was planning to trade in has been vandalized. The dust bowl they created filled it with dirt, not sure how long that would take to get like that. None of the other pictures look like vandalism. The trashed house looks like every other place where a bunch of filthy, lazy assholes moved out of and left shit behind.

 

[BradCarter]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

Why pay for it? Apparently you can just go there and claim it

 

[Oxyjen]

Very convenient that his dead car that he was planning to trade in has been vandalized. The dust bowl they created filled it with dirt, not sure how long that would take to get like that. None of the other pictures look like vandalism. The trashed house looks like every other place where a bunch of filthy, lazy assholes moved out of and left shit behind.

Personally I don’t think Bonny had anything to do with the car getting trashed, there’s no chance it was insured so he’s just lost several thousand dollars. Plus IMO he just isn’t destructive in that way.

Anyway he clearly hasn’t bothered to go up there. The pictures came from Sky didn’t they?

 

[TyrasGuard]

ETA 2 to add my thoughts: It's absolutely fascinating that trannies who proclaim themselves to be experts of science and biology - fields that must recognise diversity in their data, flaws in their research, etc - can only think in this-or-that. Human beliefs aren't booleans. Voted for right? You vile scum, you must be a fascist. Voted left? You must be pro-LGBT and love the blacks. I can't tell whether it's a symptom of terminally online-itis or retardation. I've met my fair share of those fiscally right-wing who are pro-gay and so-called leftists who struggle showing immigrants basic respect, you just need to go outside. It's astounding that Bonnie just had this realisation now - or at least the fact that he needed to tweet this implied such, LOL.

What's crazy to me is how so much of their lives is a lie or a LARP. They LARP as a woman, they LARP their politics, they LARP as ooperators, they LARP as farmers, and so on. Sprinkle a little of reality into the mix and everything falls apart so quickly.

What's really funny about it is that they barely commit to their LARP, as soon as a problem arises they abandon it. I don't think these people can commit to fucking anything. The photos of the Tranch in shambles, the dead alpacas, and how dead everything around the ranch is, is the perfect visual metaphor for this whole fiasco.

But the lies of these people will continue and they will continue to propagate their illness wherever they go...

...because War, War never changes...