💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spudnik]

An over 6 million hours in MSPaint transparency attached, use at your discretion.

 

[ZipDisk]

I find it interesting that in the California yellow ballcap phase, his right eye was actually LARGER than the left eye.

And now it's reversed. Lefty came out of a pug, and right is cut off from oxygen.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yes Jack, laugh the hospital food off. Something that's actually healthy, looking miserable yes but still better looking than your fucking slop from your dead YT channel.
What a fucking moron.

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LOL! This is getting better and better. Jagoff has got to be starving at this point considering he's not allowed any "real" food that is full of grease, salt and meat. Although this could be good for him and he can lose some weight in the process.

Jack sends back his apple sauce and demands a healthy salad

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Jacks healthy salad ft. 1 cup of ranch dressing and 2 cups of shredded cheese.

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And he's got to ruin it by adding too much dressing.

Never change faggot. Never change.

 

[p1138]

Jack sends back his apple sauce and demands a healthy salad

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Jacks healthy salad ft. 1 cup of ranch dressing and 2 cups of shredded cheese.

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Of course it's a "salad" covered in dressing, with a pile of cheese and meat. So fucking predictable...
Can't identify the lettuce because it's covered in bullshit, probably iceberg with no nutritional value. The healthiest thing for jack on that plate is the damn cucumber and even that's such a minimal amount.

It'll be funny as fuck when he next complains about how he almost choked and died eating lunch or something because the piece of his food weren't cut up small enough for him to just swallow, combined with an angy rant about how he got double billed for a meal the nursing home threw in the trash because it didn't rate being inhaled by such a chef. Like I said previously, he's treating this like a cruise/hotel/spa not a rehab facility.

 

[Fatty2988]

Rob providing some comedic relief at Jacko's expense.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

LOL! This is getting better and better. Jagoff has got to be starving at this point considering he's not allowed any "real" food that is full of grease, salt and meat. Although this could be good for him and he can lose some weight in the process.


And he's got to ruin it by adding too much dressing.

Never change faggot. Never change.

He could probably order takeout and asked for seconds. When I was in my facility, I'd see the staff going back to the kitchen for seconds or meal substitutes they'd want PB&J's if the meal was too healthy and this was all from the Bari Hall and at night there would be literally 3 or 4 delivery drivers delivering food, and this was happening during Covid. I was told I couldn't go outside to get air, but they could order delivery food. To be fair there was about a 3-month period where it stopped but it was resumed before I left, and drivers would leave the food at the front door and staff would bring it to them. When I asked how it could be allowed that people who couldn't even walk because of their weight were allowed that food and not on diets they said they weren't legally allowed to control what they ate.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He could probably order takeout and asked for seconds. When I was in my facility, I'd see the staff going back to the kitchen for seconds or meal substitutes they'd want PB&J's if the meal was too healthy and this was all from the Bari Hall and at night there would be literally 3 or 4 delivery drivers delivering food, and this was happening during Covid. I was told I couldn't go outside to get air, but they could order delivery food. To be fair there was about a 3-month period where it stopped but it was resumed before I left, and drivers would leave the food at the front door and staff would bring it to them. When I asked how it could be allowed that people who couldn't even walk because of their weight were allowed that food and not on diets they said they weren't legally allowed to control what they ate.

That is ridiculous.

Yeah I get it, being hungry sucks but let's get real here. They're supposed to be eating sensibly and taking certain conditions into account. He's had four strokes. Salad with tons of dressing should not be an option. Give him one thing of ranch and have him learn to eat properly without drowning his food. But we all know that the moment he gets out the first thing he's going to go for is a cheeseburger.

Jagoff literally is a lost cause at this point. Hammy should cut her losses, smother him in his sleep and collect whatever insurance money she can get for him.

Rob providing some comedic relief at Jacko's expense.

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Just an FYI. If you're going to take the time to cross out her name... do so as well under Rob's reply as well.

Ria Kuhnert would thank you.

 

[ZipDisk]

This is the appeasement meal, they already tried to give him the health-o-slop. That cook probably googled "Jack Scalfani" and saw the drowned salad with egg and went "Fuck it"

 

[Pig Cups]

I think it's weird how AnOminous is essentially a prophet, when talking about the future decline of Jack

I’m still rattled from that video he posted. I’m embarrassed to admit that I actually gave Jack the benefit of the doubt and thought that his first broadcast wouldn’t be a full-on bitchfest.

I used to think the venom from @AnOminous was embellished a little, but after watching that, I now agree with him wholeheartedly. I no longer hear an ironic voice when reading his comments. Jack has irreversibly made me into a complete A-log.

I hope that nursing home has a male nurse of color who violently beats and molests Jack before shoving a pillow over his face. All Jack senses is the Muzak from the hallway gradually getting softer before fading out.

Damn, he's looks like he's pushing 75. He looks horrendous.

…And you just *know* that he’s going to make Tammy hit a drive-thru once they start driving away from the nursing home. I look forward to a sequel to the infamous Arby’s video.

 

[ZipDisk]

AnOminous does want a lot of cows to fucking drown in their own shit, but to be honest, he has a point. Some of them at least SHOULD be drowned in their own shit.

 

[AnOminous]

LOL! This is getting better and better. Jagoff has got to be starving at this point considering he's not allowed any "real" food that is full of grease, salt and meat. Although this could be good for him and he can lose some weight in the process.

What a dipshit. There's literally nothing wrong with this applesauce. But this fat moron would rather continue committing suicide even while still in the hospital as a helpless gimp. I almost bet this faggot checks himself out AMA after getting angy at something, like they won't give him cheeseburgers and then force them down his throat two-handed style, then has another stroke.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What a dipshit. There's literally nothing wrong with this applesauce. But this fat moron would rather continue committing suicide even while still in the hospital as a helpless gimp. I almost bet this faggot checks himself out AMA after getting angy at something, like they won't give him cheeseburgers and then force them down his throat two-handed style, then has another stroke.

At this point in his life he's not going to change. He can't change. He's spent years gorging on high fat food to fill that empty place inside him. Religion could only do so much and pizza never made him feel bad about himself or judged him.

I've known people who did a complete 180 on their diet and dropped a shit ton of weight, stopped eating fast food and started eating properly because their doctor told them they were going to die in their 50's if they didn't. This guy has suffered FOUR strokes and possibly a small heart attack and he still eats like a pig.

I've mad fun of the man for good reason, I've mocked his cooking, his lifestyle and the fact that he's a massive faggot but I've never wished death on him. Now that's changed. Call me an A-log if you want but the sooner he dies the better the world will be.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jack sends back his apple sauce and demands a healthy salad
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I’m so disgusted right now because I can literally hear him saying it. Listen to him in the Flip Burger video when he doesn’t get his hashBROWNs.

I knew the bitching about the food arc was going to begin soon.

I’m honestly at peace with this. It’s another indicator that nothing has changed and he’s going to go right back to making his trademark content. Our real-time sideshow of a man eating himself to an early grave has been renewed for another season. Sort of a nature-healing-itself moment.

He will, inevitability, have another emergency, which will either kill him or cause him to decay further. It’ll be fun, regardless. The only thing that I’m not too excited about is (as we just experienced) the strong possibility that it will be a dull, non-spectacular end. I’d say we have better chances of winning the Powerball than being blessed with footage of Jack dying.

 

[Dead Air]

He's going to get out of the nursing home into Tam Ham's care and go right back to eating like a slob. What do you guys think? One more year of Jack content? We need a new poll.

 

[biggacracka]

He's going to get out of the nursing home into Tam Ham's care and go right back to eating like a slob. What do you guys think? One more year of Jack content? We need a new poll.

Six month before another "health scare" that leads to another months-long hiatus on videos and that's my optimist scenario

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Holy fuck, imagine being so dedicated to being a Karen that you send back HOSPITAL FOOD. I'd personally just be grateful to not be dead if I were him but nah, gotta complain about being fed applesauce and surrounded by old people!

 

[make_it_so]

Oh my god, there we have it. The magical item that caused his latest health issues. Anyone win that bet?

Now would be a good time to repost Jack episodes where he make KETO desserts by replacing the sugar with sweetners while leaving in pounds of butter, hydrogenated oil, and flour.

Here is one, Jack makes fake sugar cheese cake slop with about seven kinds of sweetner.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E8Cj7WMxh0g:39

I haven't watched or commented on Jack or his videos, but holy shit the fact that his right arm is just laying there on the counter in a fist, completely dead and unmoving, is disturbing to watch.

 

[p1138]

Listen to him in the Flip Burger video when he doesn’t get his hashBROWNs.

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing over here. Why the fuck does he say hashbrowns so fucking weird EVERY time? It's like he's sneezing the word or something. HshBrunZ? Including the weird upward inflection like he's asking a question. It's about 6:15 or so and he says it over and over so many times, and it just keeps getting worse. "Does that look like HshBrunz? I didn't get HshBrunz?" And then he's back to it again at 11:25

 

[stets]

I haven't watched or commented on Jack or his videos, but holy shit the fact that his right arm is just laying there on the counter in a fist, completely dead and unmoving, is disturbing to watch.

The crazy thing is that he watched it happen and did nothing to stop it or help improve it. He had a stroke and lost the function of his dominant arm and partially in his leg. I’d do some major fucking work if that happened to me. Jack sat by, did nothing, and let it atrophy.

His “rehab” was praying that Jesus would heal him while continuing the exact same behaviors that led up to it. It’s a completely asinine way to respond to the biggest health scare that the vast majority of people his age could possibly experience. It’s so stupid that it’s on the level of a cancer patient celebrating the end of chemo by going out and buying a pack of smokes.

 

[Pig Cups]

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing over here. Why the fuck does he say hashbrowns so fucking weird EVERY time? It's like he's sneezing the word or something. HshBrunZ?

It’s really bad. It’s worse than the Jimmy Dean sausage guy saying SOSSitch.

He's going to get out of the nursing home into Tam Ham's care and go right back to eating like a slob. What do you guys think? One more year of Jack content? We need a new poll.

One more year would be nice. I could honestly see a Tiny Tim* situation happening, where Jack lingers a bit, then dies shortly after leaving the nursing home.

*TT survived his first heart attack, only to be killed by another two months later.
edit: spelling