The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Bobby Riggs was also the pinnacle of hubris at the time. Up to, and including the Sugar Daddy/Babby grandstanding.

Bobby was also massively in debt at the time and was well known to do anything for money, it's fully possible he didn't actually care and just wanted the pay check.

There's also a rumor that he may have betted against himself in the match.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Daily reminder:
Bobby Riggs was 55 with his golden seniors card, Billie Jean King was 29
Karsten Braasch (203rd men's player) beat the Williams sisters (ranked 1 & 2), one right after the other, while hung over and having played 18 holes of golf right before.
A Dallas Highschool boys team stomped the Women's Olympic Champions in soccer.

I am sure there are women who would stomp my out of shape nerd ass at any number of physical challenges, but they're trained athletes. Its not even fucking close.

Men in general are designed to be larger, stronger, faster, and more physically capable than women, no matter what. This becomes evident at a very young age.

 

[Drama Fan]

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Her access?

autocorrect from abscess?

 

[Vaclav]

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"With queer rights under attack in the United States and liberal leadership within the community failing us, The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is our best hope."
"The people at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are heroes."

Behold: the face of bioleninism.

 

[Oxyjen]

I bet he's mad she's dying and he is gonna get stuck with the Tranch 100% lmao. I doubt she's giving him inheritance either, or he'd be bragging like with his dads. This faggot wouldn't care otherwise.

“To my dear son Paul, I bequeath the ranch at Westcliffe - its loan paid in full.”
Ouch.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You know how they say "Would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son?"

There are times when the dead son is the preferred option.

 

[HackerX]

Daily reminder:
Bobby Riggs was 55 with his golden seniors card, Billie Jean King was 29
Karsten Braasch (203rd men's player) beat the Williams sisters (ranked 1 & 2), one right after the other, while hung over and having played 18 holes of golf right before.
A Dallas Highschool boys team stomped the Women's Olympic Champions in soccer.

I am sure there are women who would stomp my out of shape nerd ass at any number of physical challenges, but they're trained athletes. Its not even fucking close.

Reminds me of the people who seriously thought Ronda Rousey could beat Floyd Mayweather in any sort of combat sport competition during her heyday. I'm not disputing she could beat a retard who knows next to nothing about jujitsu, but an elite athlete is not the same.

Even looking at your average person doing powerlifting at the gym. Male v Female are vastly different, even without either group taking it more seriously.

 

[Bani]

Men in general are designed to be larger, stronger, faster, and more physically capable than women, no matter what. This becomes evident at a very young age.

There are a handful of sports where women have an advantage because they're smaller, lighter, or more flexible. For instance, equestrian sports (which are currently co-ed even at the Olympic level) are increasingly dominated by women, who generally weigh less and are more empathetic with animals. This is obviously the exception to the rule when it comes to sports, which typically test physical strength.

Men and women are equal in terms of average intelligence, which is what matters most on a sociopolitical level. However, our bodies are obviously designed to do different things. The biggest differences exist to accommodate pregnancies: a sharper curve in the spine, a higher ribcage, a tilted pelvis, and a different angle where the humerus meets the pelvis. Women also have adaptations meant to improve their ability to survive in harsh conditions, like a higher ratio of fat to muscle and a slower metabolism.

Horse piss doesn't change your skeleton, and it doesn't reduce the density of male muscle tissue to the point of parity with women. It's delusional to think that natal males won't have an advantage in strength and endurance-based sports even after HRT. Put it this way: trannies always point out that Michael Phelps had a bunch of unusual physical traits that gave him an "unfair" advantage over other athletes, but the difference between Phelps and other male swimmers is one tenth of the difference between the average male and female Olympians. Males competing against women isn't like Phelps versus other swimmers, it's like dolphins versus fucking goldfish. At that point, you're not even testing the maximum physical ability of female athletes, you're testing their tolerance for being disrespected and humiliated. You wouldn't have Hulk Hogan fight a middle schooler and then berate the latter for being a "poor sport."

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

autocorrect from abscess?

Probably means IV access, her mom likely had a PIC line placed prior to the start of Chemo.

 

[lowenergy]

Probably means IV access, her mom likely had a PIC line placed prior to the start of Chemo.

Or autocorrect mistake affairs or affects to access?

 

[notafederalagent]

FedposterJ is still alive:

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1629976709759123457 (https://archive.ph/3GSPh)

 

[Temperance]

Shiteater Jen has been posting more regularly on the Fediverse, although most of his posts are boring (complaining about his health or talking about his RPG Maker game).

I thought these were interesting though - kinda cryptic:


Could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jen is acting as the main mediator or spokesman on the Tranch's side of the feud. Penny and Bonnie are too angry/immature to talk to each other directly, so a lot of their negotiations are taking place via Jen (and maybe Sky).

The Tranchers moved into Penny's parents' house in early February, but a lot of their junk is probably still over at the Tranch. I imagine there are arguments over who owns what and who is responsible for throwing away all the trash. Remember they also have a fleet of dead vehicles, and so someone will have to pay to have those towed/repaired/scrapped/whatever. Untangling the Tranch's finances/belongings has probably been nightmarish.

[There's also the possibility that a bunch of the alpacas haven't been rehomed yet, and they're still at the Tranch - maybe with Fedposter J taking care of them all by himself. I really hope this isn't the case...]

 

[Dr. Funk]

Unsurprisingly, Jen has been busy tinkering in RPG maker rather than doing any useful. He's one of Penny's "pets" after all, so he doesn't need to work.

Fuck's sake, that looks atrocious. Even that trans furry lesbian RPGmaker game that Kevin was hyped about playing has better production values than... whatever this shit is.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Shiteater Jen has been posting more regularly on the Fediverse, although most of his posts are boring (complaining about his health or talking about his RPG Maker game).

I thought these were interesting though - kinda cryptic:
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Could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jen is acting as the main mediator or spokesman on the Tranch's side of the feud. Penny and Bonnie are too angry/immature to talk to each other directly, so a lot of their negotiations are taking place via Jen (and maybe Sky).

The Tranchers moved into Penny's parents' house in early February, but a lot of their junk is probably still over at the Tranch. I imagine there are arguments over who owns what and who is responsible for throwing away all the trash. Remember they also have a fleet of dead vehicles, and so someone will have to pay to have those towed/repaired/scrapped/whatever. Untangling the Tranch's finances/belongings has probably been nightmarish.

[There's also the possibility that a bunch of the alpacas haven't been rehomed yet, and they're still at the Tranch - maybe with Fedposter J taking care of them all by himself. I really hope this isn't the case...]

Not to mention that tractor they financed after the 100k grift was successful, unless they gave that up.

 

[HackerX]

Horse piss doesn't change your skeleton, and it doesn't reduce the density of male muscle tissue to the point of parity with women.

Assuming trannydom is actually fizzling out the public's goodwill, (They just want to be married and are exactly like normal people, afterall.) I think you're being rash. I, for one, would like the trannies continue to pump themselves full of Brazilian coom. For science!

 

[DatBepisTho]

Could be wrong, but my interpretation is that Jen is acting as the main mediator or spokesman on the Tranch's side of the feud. Penny and Bonnie are too angry/immature to talk to each other directly, so a lot of their negotiations are taking place via Jen (and maybe Sky).

Tfw the shiteater and the slow in da mind are the two most mature/rational individuals left of the bunch.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's not too late to still hope for a shootout.

 

[Oxyjen]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.



Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

“Modern-day KKK assault” or bitter dispute between neighbors: What’s going on at Freedom Acres Ranch?

A review of court filings and interviews paints a more complicated picture of the situation in the small community 40 minutes east of Colorado Springs.

www.denverpost.com

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

The Ranching-While-Black Case Goes Viral

The Mallery family claims that white neighbors are making life hell at the Freedom Acres ranch, and that police are part of the problem.

slate.com

 

[HackerX]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.

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Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

“Modern-day KKK assault” or bitter dispute between neighbors: What’s going on at Freedom Acres Ranch?

A review of court filings and interviews paints a more complicated picture of the situation in the small community 40 minutes east of Colorado Springs.

www.denverpost.com

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

The Ranching-While-Black Case Goes Viral

The Mallery family claims that white neighbors are making life hell at the Freedom Acres ranch, and that police are part of the problem.

slate.com

Jesus Christ. How could you possibly look at all this shit and think they aren't batshit insane.

Unfortunately we all know the answer

 

[glad vlad]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.

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Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

“Modern-day KKK assault” or bitter dispute between neighbors: What’s going on at Freedom Acres Ranch?

A review of court filings and interviews paints a more complicated picture of the situation in the small community 40 minutes east of Colorado Springs.

www.denverpost.com

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

The Ranching-While-Black Case Goes Viral

The Mallery family claims that white neighbors are making life hell at the Freedom Acres ranch, and that police are part of the problem.

slate.com

Wow, man.

This is some really unbelievable shit. Do these people have a thread?

That Denver Post article is pretty even-handed, it sounds like the Mallerys are paranoid cranks who see racism and KKK hoods everywhere. What is really wild is the general black activist response. Like these are clearly not your guys if you want some victims to champion. They are egregious liars and there are receipts for their lies:

In one event, in April 2021, Nicole Mallery allegedly kicked a sheriff’s deputy repeatedly in his legs and bit him on his forearm, according to a summary of the encounter. She was charged with second-degree assault of a peace officer and received a two-year deferred sentence, court records show.

In body-camera video, Nicole Mallery can be heard calling one of the Black sheriff’s deputies a “field negro” and other personnel “white trash” and Klu Klux Klan members.

Nicole Mallery was taken to the hospital, where she told doctors that the cops “broke her shoulder and choked her out until she was unconscious.” The footage of the arrest that was released did not appear to show these events, nor are they detailed anywhere else in the police reports.

At Friday’s rally, Nicole Mallery told The Post that she hadn’t seen the video. Glover, her husband’s attorney, said law enforcement typically only puts out a curated selection of evidence to support their position.

But in current year, it appears to literally not matter. You can just threaten to kill a father and son checking out a cool snake on the public roadway adjacent to your property for "trespassing on your property" and the NAACP will hold a grift rally for your trauma.

I checked out the transcript of that Slate podcast. (Archive.)

It is insanity. I don't even know what to quote. It's just lies, lies, lies, lies. If you only listened to this podcast and didn't read anything else, you would come away believing that the Klan is out to drive the Mallerys off their land.

Small example, they play a clip where the husband of the crazy black paranoiacs claims that one of his animals was poisoned. (This transcript is by AI, so I don't know how accurate it is.)

Jason Johnson: We must say local authorities are telling a different story. They’re alleging that the Mallery are harassing and stalking their neighbors. How are the police claiming that this couple is somehow waging a harassment campaign against their neighbors?

Ezekiel Walker: That’s the crazy part because both of them are allegedly slinging somewhat of the same allegations towards each other about stalking and about harassment and about, you know, maybe you shouldn’t be on my property this time or you are on my property, you know. They’ve taken cameras on each other’s property to film each other. So there’s been a lot of ugliness to this whole thing for the last two years because 470 calls have been made to the same sheriff’s department. Obviously, a lot’s been done in two years. And on February 7th, Courtney was arrested on felony stalking, petty theft and tampering with a utility meter. Now, I say that to say, you know, he was arrested for that. And sure, there’s going to be a case filed later for that actual dispute.

Ezekiel Walker: But a large part of what’s happening for him and for Nicole is that they’re not being responded to in the same amount of urgency. And we know this within you don’t have to be in a rural area. You can be in the inner city or anywhere to know. Police typically respond slower to black calls, unfortunately. But for them, they’re trying to get, you know, necessarily a restraining order. They had a temporary protection order in December 2021 alleging that Theresa Clark was just, you know, the light. The white neighbor was chasing her in a vehicle, stalking and pointing guns. But nothing was done to her. You know, she wasn’t brought in for questioning. So a lot of what we’re seeing is that kind of like one sidedness to the police and what they’re doing to the Mallery in this particular case.

The way this is phrased, man. Any claim against the Mallerys is an allegation, any claim by the Mallerys is a fact.

The way this Walker guy talks is also wild, it's like how people talk when they're lying and spinning their wheels until they come up with an angle.

Anyway, this is bad news for America not collapsing into a nightmare, but great news for those of us jonesing for a new ranch drama to follow if the Tranch dries up.