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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
MetalParakeet said:
And poly!

So basically "we need a safe spot for retards
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Least he admits it
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Fat Paul said autistic and plural, which isn't poly. It's referring to the headmates, systems and stelliums he, Kindness and Kevvie (at the very least) claim to have like Kindness's uberraped robot baby, the bird, blind Alice, etc. So, even more retarded than normal polyamorous autists.

Basically Google is their safe space at this point, since their other former and current employees like No-Dong and Kevin Batman also claim to be plural trannies.
 
Temperance XIV said:
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This dude exemplifies that trans cope about every trans "tell" being something that exists in cispeople as well. He looks like fenga papit got block'd and T'd, and the timeline works for it, too.
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Ninon42 said:
Fat Paul said autistic and plural, which isn't poly. It's referring to the headmates, systems and stelliums he, Kindness and Kevvie (at the very least) claim to have like Kindness's uberraped robot baby, the bird, blind Alice, etc. So, even more retarded than normal polyamorous autists.
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I'm no strategist, but it seems to me that if the forces of reason transphobes just started being careful to spend a paragraph sincerely educating about a subject's "plural" identity, with the same care and gravity they use to educate about trans identity, things just might come to a head sooner.

It's galling that the Tranch yahoos get puff pieces that talk about their trans identity, but although their claims of plurality are just as loud and just as objectively verifiable (and just as internet-based), for some reason the media doesn't cover that part of their true and valid existence. Who are reporters to pick and choose?

It's a thought exercise, but I think that if I were really ten people in one body, it would have a way bigger effect on my daily life than genderfeels. Might bring up some questions about gun safety, but I leave that to the experts.
 
AfghanBlue said:
Is fedposter holed up there guarding shit?
It’s probably genuinely more dangerous for burgulars to go while it’s just him there, cowardly, than with the other idiots distracting him to soften his catlike reflexes
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I really hope some lunatic urbexer decides to explore and video document the tranch in its current post-troon state.
Either that or Ethan Ralph shows up there (like when Chris Chan got arrested) and gets a moon-ammo size hole drilled in him by Fedposter.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Bad excuse for not getting a lawyer. I might be misremembering, but I think Bonnie's been working at a small motorcycle repair shop or something along those lines. He probably just talked to a paralegal, so of course the Tranch situation was too complicated for them.
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This guy's a commie journoscum who's interviewed the Tranchers before.
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"With queer rights under attack in the United States and liberal leadership within the community failing us, The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is our best hope."
"The people at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are heroes."
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I don't think its the sweater that will keep all the women away.
It doesn't hurt, but this is like tossing a hand grenade out after they drop the bomb on Hiroshima and saying "That's going to finish off those nips!"
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
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"Trans people are being murdered left and right..." Where exactly is this occurring? Why is it not on CNN 24/7? If a trans genocide is taking place, a responsible journalist should easily be able to provide concrete proof of this bold statement. And yet, he doesn't. And can't.

What a fucking drama queen. He might need to purchase a fainting couch for when he has these attacks of the vapors.

I find it hard to believe he actually has a girlfriend either. Maybe a stained waifu pillow with the stuffing leaking out, at best.
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Is mass suicide counted as genocide?
 
Winnie the Poohnani said:
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"Trans people are being murdered left and right..." Where exactly is this occurring? Why is it not on CNN 24/7? If a trans genocide is taking place, a responsible journalist should easily be able to provide concrete proof of this bold statement. And yet, he doesn't. And can't.

What a fucking drama queen. He might need to purchase a fainting couch for when he has these attacks of the vapors.

I find it hard to believe he actually has a girlfriend either. Maybe a stained waifu pillow with the stuffing leaking out, at best.
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Pretty sure that's a TIF/trans man and I would be willing to bet the girlfriend is a troon.
 
KiwiFuzz said:
Honestly, I hope Sky comes out the winner here.

Between him and Penny, Jen, Kevin, Fedposter J, Mandozer, and Kindness, he's the only one I don't have an active negative opinion about.

I might eat my words in a month based on further information, but at least he has the presence of mind not to share his every thought on Twitter and that makes me think he's one of the smarter ones.
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Diagree but I still love you.

He was only silent and that is why we do not know much. But keep in mind toothless was complacent in this entire charade. He funded it. Moved with it. Did the Alpaca "chores". Looked at the piss soaked floors stoically. Misogyny'd the outdoor women. Lived the Larp. Benefitted from the Grift. Married the Tranny. Got cucked by the Tranny with KEVIN GIBES and then a woman. He knew what was happening. He wasn't forced. He complied. He posted about feeling like a woman. He is guilty in the Nuremsperg trials as well.

Also if Kevin can cuck you, you're barely human.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Bad excuse for not getting a lawyer. I might be misremembering, but I think Bonnie's been working at a small motorcycle repair shop or something along those lines. He probably just talked to a paralegal, so of course the Tranch situation was too complicated for them.
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No lawyer is going to take any of these losers' cases without money up front. It's not the mental illness of every single person involved, but if they don't get money up front from deadbeat freaks this like, they never will. I suppose whoever has title can try taking out a HELOC but with other people living there (who are also severely mentally ill) who will trash the place out of just revenge, or fedposter will shoot some estimator.

Never mind the superfund site they have going on with the mass animal graves and other filth and decay from just a couple years of troons living there.
 
I'm pining for the local newspaper to publish their take on the Tranch exodus.

With the troon threat (of social awkwardness) finally leaving, that'd be the best chance of getting the full dirt from the Tranch's neighbors.

Have they been seeing trailers full of alpacas leaving, maybe under cover of darkness?
 
Ophelia said:
Is it possible for the parents to kick everyone out? (Sorry am new)
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Hey ophelia welcome, I guess the Chris thread got tedious since it's not moving forward at all? Sit back relax and be prepared to take in a lot.
Ted_Breakfast said:
Many of our grandfathers or great-grandfathers raised hundreds of animals in addition to working day jobs, they had to. My grandpa certainly did.

I bring this up because although troons will Never Be a Woman, they're far from being men.
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I think we outlived our potential a long time ago. The thing is we violate every law of survival and evolution in doing so. Any other species would have died off if it had go down the path we did. Yet here we still are. Still suffering, like a bunch of staving alpaca raised by a pack of retarded lumoxies who delude themselves onto being women.
The Skeksis Emperor said:
This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.

I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.
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This coupled with another post asking how long till he forces his grand parents to live with the goats made me realize two things. Troons are the most vindicate self serving assholes in the world. Penny was given helluva second chance following the tranches collapse and he's already taking advantage of the people who helped him


Second the commandment "honor thy mother and thy father so that thy days be long." Has long been abandoned by the younger generations.
 
Temperance XIV said:
The Tranchers are still silent on social media.
Jen has resumed the Patreon updates; I assume he was just stressed or busy with the move previously. If - like me - you've ever been curious about what kind of content they put behind the Patreon paywall (but don't want to pay the Tranchers to find out), then feast your eyes:
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In this update post, you can see the youtube links which lead to unlisted videos on the Tranch's youtube channel.
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When I checked them out, there were no views and no comments on either video, despite the videos being posted two days ago. This tells me that the Tranch's Patrons don't really care about the Tranch's content... they probably just donate as a vague show of support and otherwise don't pay any attention. I also wouldn't be surprised if many of the donations are just recurring payments that have been forgotten about. It would explain why the Tranch Patreon hasn't really taken a hit despite the drama with Paul.

Here are the videos:
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It's just Penny and another troon (Kevin?) feeding the animals, same as always... riveting content. 🙄

What's interesting though is that they've clearly RELOCATED TO PENNY'S PARENTS' HOUSE!
And they're still being idiots, too. I count ~3 goats and 8-10 alpacas in these videos. That's still too many for a 5-acre plot! If they were going to keep any alpacas at all, they should've only kept 2-3. At least I don't see any sheep, thankfully. No Pepe the Vicuna either.

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god pray for those alpacas
 
duckling said:
If you want to feel even worse, Walter is Penny's grandfather, and Anahid Penny's stepgrandmother. They adopted him. Here's a pic of Anahid from 8 years ago, 2015. She's since developed dementia I believe, and is now 78 years old. Walter is 83.

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At least they don't have penises left to Chris Chan her... right???
 
Temperance XIV said:
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"With queer rights under attack in the United States and liberal leadership within the community failing us, The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is our best hope."
"The people at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are heroes."
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"It's so puzzling and disappointing to see them continue to struggle when communities like this should be thriving."

Yes, why is the Tranch continuing to struggle? Surely, it must be the lack of support of the online left and donations. They (sorta) established socialism in one country parcel of land but the revolutionary emancipation praxis isn't even spreading outwards into the online left? I've gone over my third-hand acquired Marx and Engels Reader dozens more times and none of the science can explain this! What am I missing???
 
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