🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Telemeter]

At this point, anyone who doesn’t give a fuck anymore and has nothing to lose should just throw on a dress, call themselves ”she” and change nothing else about themselves. Then the media faggots have to eat themselves alive defending you knowing you changed your identity on a whim, but they can’t fight it because they’re require to defend that idea.

I encourage Ralph to troon out and then they all have to defend a fake alt-right felon hillbilly.

Ralph is not even a hillbilly, he is a hood wigger, the entire "southerner" bit was manufactured and fed to Ralph by Dick Masterson over the course of a few years after they met, the only "southerner" thing about Ralph was his slight accent, but he was just a generic city Democrat otherwise.

He never even had barbecue until a couple of years ago, during the stream.me days IIRC. Because Dick kept telling him to lean into the southerner white trash stereotype.

 

[Estate]

This is deeply concerning.

I don't want Ralph gone, as he's a kino pumping machine, an absolute unit of nectar.
I also hear what some moral fags bitch about, but I'll be honest, i don't give a flying fuck.
If some people have to suffer, if some niggers die in diamond mines, if some chinks get featured on liveleak just so I can have my sneakers and watch Ralph holler on my brand new iJewphone, well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Nothing is born in a void and there's always a chain of decisions that lead to an outcome. If that outcome is misery and suffering for others and me keking my ass off, too fucking bad.

tl;dr Don't do it Ralph, live long and holler piggy!!

 

[Jack Awful]

Half of them are die hard fans of the Killstream

But why? It's like 80% low energy slurring over news footage and 20% IRL arguments with Pantsu

 

[Telemeter]

This is deeply concerning.
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I don't want Ralph gone, as he's a kino pumping machine, an absolute unit of nectar.
I also hear what some moral fags bitch about, but I'll be honest, i don't give a flying fuck.
If some people have to suffer, if some niggers die in diamond mines, if some chinks get featured on liveleak just so I can have my sneakers and watch Ralph holler on my brand new iJewphone, well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Nothing is born in a void and there's always a chain of decisions that lead to an outcome. If that outcome is misery and suffering for others and me keking my ass off, too fucking bad.

tl;dr Don't do it Ralph, live long and holler piggy!!

Don't worry, he won't, Ralph is basically a woman.

Women are less likely to commit suicide, less likely to succeed if they actually attempt it, and more likely to talk about it without ever actually attempting it.

 

[Hüftpriester]

I can see the headlines:
"Vile Death Cult Website Kiwi Farms Drives Homosexual Livestreamer to Suicide, Leaving Behind His Wife and Child"

Not to mention how bad the twitter execs would feel. Ralph sent them a link to his Kiwi Farms threads and they didn't realize how bad we were cyberbullying him. THEY DIDN'T LISTEN

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He never even had barbecue until a couple of years ago, during the stream.me days IIRC.

You've seen Ralph before, right? And you think that fat son of a bitch never had barbecue?

 

[Mynameisdark]

You've seen Ralph before, right? And you think that fat son of a bitch never had barbecue?

Most people have a BBQ with friends and Family. Evan and Sandra were the only people in his life till his first relationship with Kat.

Ralph didn't realize what he was admitting to. He's a lonely mother fucker.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Anyone genuinely "at war" with Ethan Ralph over some perceived slight or drama is as much of a loser as he is, if not moreso. Anyone with vendettas over Gamergate or discord faggotry should kill themselves. I don't have to care about "e-daddies" to think it's gay and anti-funny. I want to see his 3AM drunken thoughts impulsively broadcast out for the general public to interact with.

Ralph will always find a way to be embarrassing in public. Breaking his favorite toy does not prevent that from occuring. Anti-flagging e-daddy mimics are caught between upholding their gay Internet Geneva Conventions and Gunt guarding.
I care about neither of those things and no reasonable person should. The paid a-log industry built around fucking with Ralph is gay but so is allowing Ralph to remain the smug king of shit mountain because you'd rather log into Twitter than the Fediverse to see what embarrassing things Ralph has to say today.

Radical Gunt Centrists raise up

 

[ChadBrazilian]

As explained in Chat, Ralph attacked me when I and a few others in the IBS crowd... and blah, blah, blah, blah and his gunt made cry and blah, blah, blah, blah and he called me ugly and blah, blah, blah and muh fellings and blah, blah, blah...

We don't care. We genuinely don't care about your motives or your feelings.
Message for flaggots: Stop explaining your motives. They are boring and retarded and make you look like a pussy. Shut the fuck up and stop flagging him; or at least stop bragging about flagging him.

 

[Telemeter]

You've seen Ralph before, right? And you think that fat son of a bitch never had barbecue?

He literally talked about it, all he ate was your typical goy slop until Dick Masterson groomed him into embracing the southerner bit.

He fucking even had an episode raving about going to fucking Rudy's, the most normie of BBQ chains.

I'm not talking about grilled meat on a Sunday, I'm talking about southern style smoked meats. Ralph never had it until a few years ago.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Most people have a BBQ with friends and Family. Evan and Sandra were the only people in his life till his first relationship with Kat.

Ralph didn't realize what he was admitting to. He's a lonely mother fucker.

Having barbecue and having a barbecue (grilling with friends) are two different things. Barbecue is smoked meat and Memphis is one of the biggest barbecue spots in the world.

He literally talked about it, all he ate was typical goy slop until Dick Masterson groomed him into embracing the southerner bit.

He fucking even had an episode raving about going to fucking Rudy's, the most normie of BBQ chains.

He's always hyped up Memphis barbecue even before Dick. Maybe it was just part of his Memphis larp and he never ate it but I strongly doubt a fat fuck right next to Memphis wouldn't have had it before.

 

[Anonanon]

Ralph 100% does not have the balls to kill himself. The wHorse could leave him publicly right now and he could be looking at time in the pen, I guarantee he wouldn't do a thing

 

[Telemeter]

Having barbecue and having a barbecue (grilling with friends) are two different things. Barbecue is smoked meat and Memphis is one of the biggest barbecue spots in the world.


He's always hyped up Memphis barbecue even before Dick. Maybe it was just part of his Memphis larp and he never ate it but I strongly doubt a fat fuck right next to Memphis wouldn't have had it before.

Having barbecue and having a barbecue (grilling with friends) are two different things. Barbecue is smoked meat and Memphis is one of the biggest barbecue spots in the world.


He's always hyped up Memphis barbecue even before Dick. Maybe it was just part of his Memphis larp and he never ate it but I strongly doubt a fat fuck right next to Memphis wouldn't have had it before.

I know what Memphis is, I also know Ralph was just your typical college educated city Democrat until less than 5 years ago.

I do remember him talking about it, but not before Dick was in his show.

He was also raving at Rudy's, which I like a New Yorker traveling out of state and then coming back to rave about Domino's.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

We don't care. We genuinely don't care about your motives or your feelings.
Message for flaggots: Stop explaining your motives. They are boring and retarded and make you look like a pussy. Shut the fuck up and stop flagging him; or at least stop bragging about flagging him.

I dislike bragging probably more than anything. If people want to "pozload my neghole" (for lack of a better phrase), I genuinely don't care, just make sure it results in something funny and don't fail along the way. And don't make a podcast or YouTube channel about your sociopathic games or come looking for congratulations.

That little flag button is autopilot for fucking with someone. It's the most low effort form of trolling possible and you don't deserve a medal or even a high five for doing it. But it's just not something I'm going to condemn because it goes against muh rules of the Internet or restricts the freeze peach of freeze peach restrictors.

If you rape a rapist for being a rapist, is it wrong? It's gay, sure, but muh ethics of sodomy

 

[AnOminous]

As explained in Chat, Ralph attacked me

Muh feels.

You are a butthurt faggot, you actually care when some rage pig fucks you in the ass. That makes you a huge homo.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

As explained in Chat, I'm a faggot and got my feelings hurt on the internet

Thank you for clarifying

 

[MeltyTW]

"pozload my neghole" (

Guys stop slurping down and licking clean the puss like droplets of precum off the fetid never washed putrid rotting horse corpse smeg balls and then tongue scooping its asshole for pungent green moldy horse shit. Stop making anal sex metaphors for telling people you think they're too involved in lolcows

 

[AnOminous]

Thank you for clarifying

I like that this whining faggot somehow thinks that "but he ATTACKED me" (apparently by putting the Memphis Micro up his ass) somehow justifies his own retarded behavior.

And to the retards quoting Reethan's "EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME" bullshit, that dipshit does not make the rules here, nool does.

Stop making anal sex metaphors for telling people you think they're too involved in lolcows

No! Fuck you. Take giant loads of Negroid semen in your ass in PRISON you asshole!

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Guys stop slurping down and licking clean the puss like droplets of precum off the fetid never washed putrid rotting horse corpse smeg balls and then tongue scooping its asshole for pungent green moldy horse shit. Stop making anal sex metaphors for telling people you think they're too involved in lolcows

Ha, gross.
But no, I'm encouraging the sodomizing of Ralph. I think it's hilarious that people are going into his anus dry and I hope it bleeds, because sometimes getting poop on your dick is the only way to serve justice, even if you walk away from it just a bit gayer than before.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Do it, do it, you fat fuck. I'd say do a flip but you can't. Because you're FAT!

Holy shit, stop being mad at the internet all day old man