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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
Question I haven't seen answered- what is the carrying capacity of the backyard of Penny's parents' house (making allowances for the fact that we don't know square footage or climate)? The goats will survive out of sheer belligerence, but I imagine that the competition to become top alpa-kapo will be fierce, given that the stakes are lethal. Do any agriculturally inclined Kiwis know?
 
Question I haven't seen answered- what is the carrying capacity of the backyard of Penny's parents' house (making allowances for the fact that we don't know square footage or climate)? The goats will survive out of sheer belligerence, but I imagine that the competition to become top alpa-kapo will be fierce, given that the stakes are lethal. Do any agriculturally inclined Kiwis know?

Before or after its fertilized with Alpaca corpses?
 
They tried to make it a refuge, a haven, a piece of cultural history
It was never any more than a pure ego trip for a narcissistic man with no testicles whose pathological need to be worshiped as a “leader” made him jump on the first social trend he could see any leverage. It was never going to end any other way, but less animal suffering would make it a lot more enjoyable. Seriously fuck Phil, I hope he mouths off to the wrong person and gets put down like a dog.
 
Crossposting from my daily Kevin update post:
Kevin shared a photo of two of the cats watching tv (with bongs in the photo of course) [A]
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Full image:
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I was poking around and saw this, it kind of looks like one of those beauty extractor tools and god knows what on that tissue in the corner
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And more interestingly, what appears to be the tenacious unicorn ranch’s patreon page open in another tab
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"Oh yes Kathryn, all your favorite Autobots will be there! There's Bumblebee and Cheetor and Optimus Prime, and you'll all get to live together and play every day and nothing will ever hurt you.... Now turn around, honey..."

Um, excuse me, Cheetor was a Maximal, not an autobot. How DARE you!

Anyway, part of me suspects they just let the animals loose. Keep an eye out for reports of vagrant alpaca. Or domestic alplaca filing rape reports if it's Pepe.
 
FTFY

You can still get pounds of mediocre pot for a few hundred it's just not compacted into a brick because it doesn't have to be smuggled into the US in the tire of a semi truck.

NGL living in the middle of nowhere and my only job being scanning mails and emailing the PDF every day sounds cool but being haunted by the ghosts of 100,000,000,000,000 dead alpacas is sort of where I draw the line. It would be like The Shining, yes I'm living for free and doing a very, very easy job but at what cost?
I think the alpacas’ spirits/essences could be laid to rest via rituals from any number of traditions if you’re open to such things. I can’t imagine the poor things are vengeful, just…weary.
 
In a distant land stands an ancient Indian alpaca cemetery and it is said that anyone who tries to disturb the dead and build something on this land will be cursed to lose their genitalia :christine:
 
Knowing that troons are mostly just degenerate coomers I'd say it's highly probable that one of them fucked an alpaca 🦙? Do we have any evidence of this?
 
Knowing that troons are mostly just degenerate coomers I'd say it's highly probable that one of them fucked an alpaca 🦙? Do we have any evidence of this?
We do not, though none of us would be surprised if it turned out to be true. Alpaca-fucking is a baseless accusation, unlike the mass alpaca graves (of which we have both evidence and a confession).
 
For all the pictures they took of Pepe, he fast became just another casualty of this failed social project. Times must be tough when Penny can't even afford to bring his "favorite" along and let him live out the rest of his days having consent accidents with the few Alpaca left.

Godspeed wherever you are Pepe the rape Vicuna
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For all the pictures they took of Pepe, he fast became just another casualty of this failed social project. Times must be tough when Penny can't even afford to bring his "favorite" along and let him live out the rest of his days having consent accidents with the few Alpaca left.

Godspeed wherever you are Pepe the rape Vicuna
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You just reminded me when José “fuck you mom it ent a phase” Bean was lamenting having to Google how to repair an alpacas prolapsed “raw beef burger” vag and live tweeting him learning that alpacas reproduce by puncturing the womb with their rape dagger dicks.

Feels bad man. RIP Pepe 🪦
 
The most fascinating thing about Tranch politics to me is you have this complicated web of social dynamics and drama over who's fucking who and who's abusing who and who owns the lease and who's standing up for queer people and they're all vague posting about each other on social media.

And then there's Kevin, who does not give a single fuck about anything besides his transformers collection and furry fetish porn.
 
Ew, in addition to all the animals (2 legged and 4),they're smoking pot in the parent's house? I bet those parents feel like the people who live through a locust or tarantula invasion.
 
Ew, in addition to all the animals (2 legged and 4),they're smoking pot in the parent's house? I bet those parents feel like the people who live through a locust or tarantula invasion.
Locust are a plague that pretty much devour all the resources in front of them and move on, so it is a fitting analogy for these sub humans.
 
RIP to all the Alpacas lost, and to all the ones they're about to lose.

Seriously guys, you really should have just grown fucking plants. Rhubarbs are easy as hell to grow indoors.
 
The most fascinating thing about Tranch politics to me is you have this complicated web of social dynamics and drama over who's fucking who and who's abusing who and who owns the lease and who's standing up for queer people and they're all vague posting about each other on social media.

And then there's Kevin, who does not give a single fuck about anything besides his transformers collection and furry fetish porn.
The beauty of Kevryn is that, long after his days of formal education are over, he's still the kid in special ed. He's the sped's sped, the tard's tard, living the dream in a short bus of his mind.

Tranchers outside shooting scary BANG-NOISE-THINGs? Kevryn's inside with a stuffy hugged tight to his greasy precancerous moobs, soothing himself by talking nonsense on Twitter and pretending he's having orgasms. "Oh goddess, I'm such a dumb bimbo slut whore", he coos to himself. And of course, Phil and the other tranchers enable and encourage it.

But hey, look at me, being a neurotypical chud and saying hurtful things about poor Kevvie. If nothing else, I should be kind and remember "It takes a village to raise an idiot."
 
I will admit I'm somewhat disappointed in how quietly the TURd collapsed

I had good money on a one of these retards shooting someone.

Fucking Tranny's can't even do that right. Just whimper and run home to Mommy, what a bunch of faggots.
 
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