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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
I'm wondering if those goats don't actually belong to Phil's mom. The concrete culvert with the chain ladder, and the upright post with the pvc loops hanging off it, both look like the sort of thing I've seen people build for their goats to play on. They look to have been there for quite a while.
If so, this would mean that the tranchers have brought their alpaca stock to an existing herd of goats and invaded it, just like troons invading womens' bathrooms.
It would also mean that the tranchers still haven't learned one damned thing about responsible animal husbandry*, and just decided on a whim "Oh, the goats will get along fine with the 'pacas. Give 'em a day or so and they'll be like sisters!"
*No, I'm not autistic nor optimistic enough to believe that they ever will learn one damned thing. About anything.
lotta slow alpaca deaths incoming from broken ribs puncturing lungs combined with not getting to the food cos of (righteously) territorial aggressive goats wanting to know why an insane number of 'pacca have been dumped into their small yard.
lol at kevin shoving that goat.
i know you need to shove farm animals a bit but like...whining like a small boy, and opening the feedbag on the ground at their mouth level like a retard, are to be avoided.
"Get Offffuh! Go awayyyuh!"
the way that resentment at being required to do this small task drips off every micro movement kevin makes- hence doing it shit, with minimal effort, and thus making it more of an arduous task for himself.
R.I.P. all alpaccas who didn't make it to the new destination location. Wherever you are, you are at a better place now. Even if you got just shot and burried at the Tranch or got fed to wolves bc in that case your suffering has ended.
Just an update on this side character. He is a child trafficker currently in prison who was briefly (and illegally) communicating via Twitter to the Tranch. He was reported to the correctional institution and rapidly disappeared.
He has a new picture, that's about the only update. View attachment 4518517
He has aged poorly and now has the patented troon eighthead. He still has his disgusting smirk you want to smack off his ugly assface.
R.I.P. all alpaccas who didn't make it to the new destination location. Wherever you are, you are at a better place now. Even if you got just shot and burried at the Tranch or got fed to wolves bc in that case your suffering has ended.
Sadly I can't see them being responsible enough nor wealthy enough to shoot them. I'm not even sure wolves could get to them given the state of the land. Odds are they got left where they dropped .
lol at kevin shoving that goat.
i know you need to shove farm animals a bit but like...whining like a small boy, and opening the feedbag on the ground at their mouth level like a retard, are to be avoided.
"Get Offffuh! Go awayyyuh!"
I've known a couple women who competently take care of alpacas. They're both batshit crazy but the alpacas are fine. It takes a special kind of moron to fuck up alpacas.
I hope it butts that freak in the amhole causing it to explode in blood and gore.
I've known a couple women who competently take care of alpacas. They're both batshit crazy but the alpacas are fine. It takes a special kind of moron to fuck up alpacas.
The Tranchers are still silent on social media.
Jen has resumed the Patreon updates; I assume he was just stressed or busy with the move previously. If - like me - you've ever been curious about what kind of content they put behind the Patreon paywall (but don't want to pay the Tranchers to find out), then feast your eyes: View attachment 4514181 View attachment 4514182
In this update post, you can see the youtube links which lead to unlisted videos on the Tranch's youtube channel. View attachment 4514186View attachment 4514194
When I checked them out, there were no views and no comments on either video, despite the videos being posted two days ago. This tells me that the Tranch's Patrons don't really care about the Tranch's content... they probably just donate as a vague show of support and otherwise don't pay any attention. I also wouldn't be surprised if many of the donations are just recurring payments that have been forgotten about. It would explain why the Tranch Patreon hasn't really taken a hit despite the drama with Paul.
What's interesting though is that they've clearly RELOCATED TO PENNY'S PARENTS' HOUSE!
And they're still being idiots, too. I count ~3 goats and 8-10 alpacas in these videos. That's still too many for a 5-acre plot! If they were going to keep any alpacas at all, they should've only kept 2-3. At least I don't see any sheep, thankfully. No Pepe the Vicuna either.
Oh god. I can't believe they actually crammed ten alpacas on his parent's house plot. I've joked about how his parents must feel when their son comes back home as a woman with two lazy fat fuck boyfriends. But now to add insult to injury his parents will watch how the poor alpacas are being decimated, one by one, by the aggressive goats.
If hell on earth exists, then his parents are really about to experience it. Imagine looking through the window and seeing dying alpacas that your maginificent manbaby son brought with him. This is going to be such a huge emotional load on his parents, I dont think they will be able to deal with it.
I expect very heavy tension between Penny and his parents mostly due to these alpacas.
