💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
RCR said:
Screenshot (59).png
Click to expand...
Multi book author but doesn’t.know ‘Apartment’ only contains one ‘P’
 
Clusterfuckk2 said:
Multi book author but doesn’t.know ‘Apartment’ only contains one ‘P’
Click to expand...
Robbery generally implies a face to face encounter. If nobody was there, his apartment was burglarized. Illiterate fuck.

robbery
1. a. The action or practice of feloniously seizing, by violence or intimidation, property belonging to another; spoliation, depredation.
 
Ok so for his case about being robbed, Milwaukee is a shithole that doesn't prosecute criminals. So its possible that he was robbed. They probably didn't find anything useful in his house since he is poor and fat. They usually try and take nice cars so confirmed that Fatrick doesn't have a car
 
ShinyStar said:
Doesn't have a nice car. He has Susan, his past-her-prime, 2-stroke Mustang whose upkeep has been neglected since he bought her.
Click to expand...
I bet the fat faggot with bitch tits doesn't even mix in the proper ratio of 2-stroke engine oil when he fills up the tank.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Ok so for his case about being robbed, Milwaukee is a shithole that doesn't prosecute criminals. So its possible that he was robbed. They probably didn't find anything useful in his house since he is poor and fat. They usually try and take nice cars so confirmed that Fatrick doesn't have a car
Click to expand...
I sure the thieves took one look at his joke book and thought they had just stolen from a retarded child.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Ok so for his case about being robbed, Milwaukee is a shithole that doesn't prosecute criminals. So its possible that he was robbed. They probably didn't find anything useful in his house since he is poor and fat. They usually try and take nice cars so confirmed that Fatrick doesn't have a car
Click to expand...
Also, many crimes like burglary where you never see the suspect go unsolved unless you know who did it, like your next door neighbor all of a sudden has your TV in his living room and you can see it from the front yard. I can almost guarantee the police filed the report and then did nothing. Pat might have also lied about what was taken, to spice it up for Internet points, as I'd imagine firearm theft is taken at least a little seriously compared to, say, his joke book, which I also doubt was stolen.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Also, many crimes like burglary where you never see the suspect go unsolved unless you know who did it, like your next door neighbor all of a sudden has your TV in his living room and you can see it from the front yard. I can almost guarantee the police filed the report and then did nothing. Pat might have also lied about what was taken, to spice it up for Internet points, as I'd imagine firearm theft is taken at least a little seriously compared to, say, his joke book, which I also doubt was stolen.
Click to expand...

It was probably just his shit computer stolen because the junkie or crackhead was looking around for something he knew he could get 10-50 dollars for from the nearest low paying but no questions fence.
Basically enough for a fix to get him into the next morning.

Maybe the “joke book” was in the laptop bag, but unless Fatrick is a fool who leaves his gun on the living room table, the gun probably wasn’t stolen.

Junkies typically don’t steal something that if they get caught with, it turns a simple breaking and entering into an aggravated robbery.
Especially as most competent gun owners keep them locked up and paranoid gun owners keep them close.
Plus the kind of fence who takes computers, stereos, electronics etc for 10-50 dollars, also doesn’t usually mess around with guns as as you say, the police take firearms theft and subsequent illegal sales of firearms seriously.

Fatrick just told porkies to make it sound like he had been targeted by someone out to silence him or make him no longer a threat.

It certainly sounds better to his twitter crowd than admitting a pepperoni ingredient got loose and stole his computer as he escaped.
 
RCR said:
Patrick wants there to be some giant conspiracy to fuck with him because it makes him feel important. He was describing this to "Josiah" like there was some powerful, dark money group funding the pests. After he was being mocked for the paint balloon tweet that went viral, he claimed the people mocking him were russian bots. And even before the ONA people found him we was saying this:

View attachment 4511518
"We must stop Patrick S Tomlinson! His tweets are so witty and clever they'll bring down our entire political movement!"

Edit:

He also claimed a White Supremacist came to his house to try and intimiade him. Fortunatley, Patrick was able to diffuse the situation through his sheer Alpha male energy.

View attachment 4511630
I refuse to believe for even one second that anyone gave a shit about him or his tweets before the ONA people discovered him
Click to expand...
"You probably know me as that one guy who wrote the abortion thought experiment that went viral"

Can any of you name a single viral tweet author, who wasn't already famous to begin with? I can barely think of any viral tweets, off the top of my head, never mind their authors. The only two tweets I can always remember the authors of are Tyler The Creator's cyberbullying opus and Dril's candle tweet, but those are hall-of-famer all-time greatest.

The amount of relevance Pat places on Bird App is mind-blowingly sad. It's his entire life.
 
Oliver Onions said:
"You probably know me as that one guy who wrote the abortion thought experiment that went viral"

Can any of you name a single viral tweet author, who wasn't already famous to begin with? I can barely think of any viral tweets, off the top of my head, never mind their authors. The only two tweets I can always remember the authors of are Tyler The Creator's cyberbullying opus and Dril's candle tweet, but those are hall-of-famer all-time greatest.

The amount of relevance Pat places on Bird App is mind-blowingly sad. It's his entire life.
Click to expand...
Its funny that way more people have viewed his Kiwi Farms thread than have seen his thought experiment tweet. He should be introducing himself as that guy from the Kiwi Farms thread
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom