If you could wish for anything you want, what would it be? - More wishes is a no no (also the loopholes I did not think about)

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Ok, you fucking got me, thank you.

I wish COVID never fucking happened. This would solve everything.
I mean like a real pandemic where people collapse in the street and the police is shooting at the infested...like in a horror movie. Instead we got empty toilet paper shelves and Honda Accords from 1998 cost like 7 grand now...
 
I mean like a real pandemic where people collapse in the street and the police is shooting at the infested...like in a horror movie. Instead we got empty toilet paper shelves and Honda Accords from 1998 cost like 7 grand now...
I would honestly have settled for either

COVID pretty much destroyed my life on every single aspect, mostly because of how retarded everybody was acting. It not happening would have been nice. It would have been so different.

On the other hand, less people would have been nice. I am strong supporter of natural selection. I believe that plagues are the way earth cleans itself.

Instead, it was all about a bunch of people who would have died anyway from the flue, pneumonia or anything strong enough. Then all of a sudden, it was ALL COVID.
 
I could not care either, it's not my preferred type of entertainment.

However, how is this even a question? Am I falling for a meme?

Batman would get obliterated first punch. Seems kind of obvious.
Yes it's a meme. People take it way too seriously. You can't just say superman wins there are so many variables to consider! What if Batman injected kryptonite into his own testicles and when he fucks superman in the ass like he does every Tuesday he blasts his insides with kryptonite jizz? I bet you didn't think of that did you?
 
I could not care either, it's not my preferred type of entertainment.

However, how is this even a question? Am I falling for a meme?

Batman would get obliterated first punch. Seems kind of obvious.
The general gay argument is that yes, Superman can punch Batman into the next millennium but Bruce is a super genius so he has like 1,000,000 contingency plans at any given time and/or kryptonite in his utility belt/bat credit card.
The real answer is of course "whichever one the comic artist is a bigger fan of".
 
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