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YT 5/23 - Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
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Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
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So how long before the body pillow gets tired and disgusted of Chris and leaves him?
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"We need some more food around here."
I dunno about that Chris...
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Computer Science and Computer Violence
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It's nice to see Chris traded up from an inflatable doll to a body pillow.
Laughs at Tards
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OK, who's the beautiful bastard who told Chris to get a waifu and then stream about it?
Also, I got on JUST when he was saying "have a good day."
If Ya can’t beat em Womp em…
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Press 1 Gamers!!!! Christine Chandler coming at you live!!!!!
Have a sad cum, babe
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The first word I heard was waifu. That was also the last word I heard before deciding to stop, for my sake.
80 dollars for trash
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"We need some more food around here."
I dunno about that Chris...
"Later tonight, I'll be playing some Uncharted and streaming some gameplay"
Stay tuned, Kiwis! (to probably sharting and sighing)
I just hope he doesn't masturbate.
Moist 'n musky.
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The style of that dress makes him look pregnant. Or pot bellied. Yeesh.
Barb is very serious about bananas. Like what does that even mean lol
muy contento
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Hopefully he kills himself on camera this time.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
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Well I'll be drinking tonight.
a way a lone a last a loved a-log
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I wonder if the last bout of donation begging was to buy his stuffed 2D lady friend on the right there
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Watching live right meow
Hilarious "it's the second half of the month" "we're not getting anything nutritionally" and "YES TONIGHT I am streaming mah game uncharted" WTF hahaha. That room. So full of toys. hahahaha. Ah it's over.
The style of that dress makes him look pregnant. Or pot bellied. Yeesh.
Summer time totes swag
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huh?
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lol Barb likes bananas, everyone make monkey jokes.
everyone donate to chris before he has to eat his waifu.
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If Ya can’t beat em Womp em…
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Well I'll be drinking tonight.
By myself too sadly, or with you guys at least.
Chris Malloch
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Oh dear Lord. He's actually showing Kimmi II in the video! I think I better stay off the browsing for tonight. Overwatch is launching in about 36 minutes.
PS: Was anyone able to save this video? Seems that all of my various YouTube downloading utilities aren't working with this one.
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ELECTRIC SAMURAI FROM OTHARD
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"Hey guys check out this new body pillow case I bought. Please give me money or I'll starve. Also I bought Uncharted 4"
Barb wanting bananas has got to be the first time a Chandler wanted something healthy.
Good GOD, my emotions!
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I wonder if he'll remember to turn his microphone on this time.
Eh, probably not.
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