The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Has anyone typed "Tranny Waco" in to one of those AI art thingys that "real artists" are so upset over?
My dilapidated laptop it too slow to run any of them or I would try it.

Since it looks like we wont get to see Tranny Waco trending on Twitter I would like to see some AI art of it at least.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Has anyone typed "Tranny Waco" in to one of those AI art thingys that "real artists" are so upset over?
My dilapidated laptop it too slow to run any of them or I would try it.

Since it looks like we wont get to see Tranny Waco trending on Twitter I would like to see some AI art of it at least.

Ask and you shall receive my shitty effort. Honestly you're best asking in the AI image requests thread where users who know what they're doing can help.

Spoiler: effert

 

[Tactical Wizard]

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The Rebellion symbol really makes that photo.

It's shorthand for "I am a conformist with all the right political opinions."

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

It's shorthand for "I am a conformist with all the right political opinions."

“It’s so dense, every single image has so much autism going on.”

 

[AssignedEva]

It's not really ending, season 2 is just taking place on a different set.

It's like the opposite of The White Lotus

 

[Meriasek]

My face when I heard the news of Alpacaschwitz being liberated:

I can't believe I haven't seen Earl Sneed Sinclair in this thread.
The Mighty Megalosaurus won.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Found in the wild on 4chan:
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Fess up: which one of you did this?

I saw this photo a few times but it hit me just now how unproffesional or just lame these clowns look like. It must be this star wars cap on Pennis that caught my attention. All 3 have totally different clothes. Jarrods outfit makes most sense because it's long sleeved, Penis and Boner's t-shirts would not protect them even from bruises from falling on the ground. Maybe Boner less so because of that fucking ham that his arm is. I just find it funny that even the poorest russian draftsmen have more uniform gear than these clowns, that is not even a LARP at this point, because LARPers at least try to be realistic. And all 3 of them have plain glasses which are dangerous in actual combat.

 

[White Devil]

Maybe we'll hit 1000 pages simply by lamenting that the tranch is no more.

 

[norbo]

It's a slightly more impressive cert than if they just put a stethoscope to your chest and determined you have a pulse.

Yeah. If you did it while you're 18-20 or so I'd look at it favorably. Claiming it when you're 40 whether you passed it recently or not like it actually matters is just sad.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

And all 3 of them have plain glasses which are dangerous in actual combat.

Hmm... You know what else is dangerous in actual combat?

Having a gaping, pus-oozing, bloody festering wound where your dick once was. Though, that's dangerous in non-combat situations anyways.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Springtime-
Location: Penny’s Mom’undads House

“Thanks again, mxm and dxd for having my..buddies stay here the week between their new rental starts.. we are cut up about the rxnch, but we are proud of what we achieved, and don’t have nothing to show for it;

As a symbol of our gratitude here is a decorative blanket for you guys, made of some of our herds finest quality yarn.

Yeah look at that, give it a good snuggle, cosy ey?
Sure mxm, you will be real comfy in that on the couch watching your stories of an evening..
Hey dad get a look at this, you get one too ”

Late Spring:

Both senior Logues dead, of shocking Smolpox outbreak, uWu, thankfully contained. They leave their son Penny, and his family to maintain thier property in ther honor.
Grave plot not purchased.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Thanks for the Tranny Waco pics!

I shouln't give up hope.
There is still a chance that the remaining players will come to a fiery and stupid end at Phil's parents house.

 

[AfghanBlue]

My face when I heard the news of Alpacaschwitz being liberated:
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I can't believe I haven't seen Earl Sneed Sinclair in this thread.
The Mighty Megalosaurus won.

Lmfao when they first moved to the Tranch, Earl actually came over for a bbq before it all went sour, there’s a picture and everything

Aw, look any Kevin in the middle. There’s penny in the apron, Jen next to Baby kev, bonny down front, Jarrod over right, and that handsome guy far left Is one of The Transmascs I belive

 

[DatBepisTho]

Joining the ai art fun for a moment, using the prompt "A gaunt alpaca stands in a devastated wasteland of thin snow, devoid of any plants, surrounded by mass graves of decay and bones."

I call this Tranny Waco: Aftermath.

Eta: bonus take on the same prompt that looked more post-alpacalyptic but less surreal and certainly didn't embody starvation as sufficiently as the first.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Lmfao when they first moved to the Tranch, Earl actually came over for a bbq before it all went sour, there’s a picture and everything
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Aw, look any Kevin in the middle. There’s penny in the apron, Jen next to Baby kev, bonny down front, Jarrod over right, and that handsome guy far left Is one of The Transmascs I belive

Don't do this to Dinosaurs. This is cruel. Dinosaurs doesn't deserve this.

 

[oramge cat]

After this is all over and the troons are all evicted it would be nice if someone bought that land and erected a somber memorial to the Alpaca's on it. Kind of like how they have memorials at places where mass slaughters occurred, like Little Big Horn in Montana or the site of Jonestown in Guyana.

Like a big concrete memorial with a bronze plaque on it explaining what happened there, along with a parking lot, maybe some vending machines and restrooms. It can be a monument to what happens when we let troons run free. A warning to future generations.

"This is not a place of honor. No great deeds are commemorated here."

I look forward to their new adventures in vegetable and marijuana horticulture on Phil's parent's property. I hope they document and post every step of the way on twitter. I was sad about the tranch dissolving, but I think greener pastures lie ahead for these cows and many laughs await us. Especially if they are planning on growing weed, what could possibly go wrong with a salty ex-business partner who already tweets about reporting you for animal abuse?

I can't wait for them to realize that growing weed is actually really hard and competing with established, skilled growers with contacts and reputations is even harder. I wonder if they'll refuse to separate the males and the females twice in a row, ruining their crop with seeds.

They wouldn't be able to profit off the weed unless they grow high quality strains which require at a minimum:

• Good moisture control
• Good light control
• Good temperature control
• Harvesting on a tight deadline
• Good pest control

Good luck, the Rockies ain't California's Central Valley.

This is all really hard and more importantly, the equipment to do it well is expensive. I've lost a crop because I went out of town for the weekend and had a pump fail and the plants didn't get enough water. I've had crops that were two weeks from harvest go from healthy as can be to covered in spider mites over night. Growing weed is not something to take lightly and it's incredibly competitive. They're in Colorado, too. They have good ass pot in Colorado and a surplus of growers. If they were in an illegal state they could get away with a lot more incompetence because they're absorbing a lot more risk but in Colorado the dispensaries have their pick of some of the best pot in the country.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if they'll refuse to separate the males and the females twice in a row, ruining their crop with seeds.

The Pepe the Vicuna arc showed that they're generally averse to separating the males from the females even when the males are raping the females. Absolutely unsurprising.

If they were in an illegal state they could get away with a lot more incompetence because they're absorbing a lot more risk but in Colorado the dispensaries have their pick of some of the best pot in the country.

As crappy as old-school Mexican ditch weed was, it was at least produced to a competent commercial standard. Absolutely nobody wants shitty troonweed grown by utter incompetents. You'd have better luck peddling oregano to high schoolers.

Good luck competing with high quality Colorado weed with strains with actual names.

 

[White Devil]

Is this the beginning of the Troonegrity Farms arc?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Is this the beginning of the Troonegrity Farms arc?

If the troon movement could stop copying South Park for a single second, I’d apreesh