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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Frowns Mcgillicuddy said:
I don't know if the best part of his review is:

A; Just had a major stroke, can't drive anymore, can't use my right arm, lets go to Arby's.
B: Eating only the meat from the meat mountain while saying "gobs of meat, lots of meat". Sucking on his fingers more times than he ate anything off the sandwich.
C: The instant distain at the smoked brisket for having less meat than the meat mountain. Didn't try the sandwich at all, only moved the bun and onion rings for the review, then proclaimed you should upgrade to the now named smoke mountain because you get two more meats for $1.50.

Honestly, I'm happy he'll be around to provide content and excited to see how he will explain this incident away #godlaughs
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This is probably one of my favorite JoTg videos. As you said, the "gobs of meat" and him flip flopping between "smoke mountain" and "meat mountain" had me loling
 
Continuing down the Jack rabbit hole, the chili competition video is by far my favorite. Everything about it was perfect. The rotten brisket from his freezer, him thinking that same brisket was going to win him the competition, him showing up to the competition and making one of the staff uncomfortable, his visible disappointment and anger that people are voting for chili and not “neutral judges”, his raw anger when he tells us at the end he lost that he tries to mask with a brutally fake smile. It all adds up perfectly.
 
Goatchoker said:
I went to that right away and I would be so down. On a bagel with some deli meat as a lunch. Probably delicious.
I’m glad jacks alive. I can’t wait for the next season of WTF with jack.
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Now you all got me thinking about a good muffuletta, damn you.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
One thing I will say is people have TIA’s and don’t recognize them as such. TIA’s are somewhat easy to ignore if you’re as dumb as Jack, and they often resolve within 24 hours so people often just skip going to the hospital because they are better, despite this really being a problem that needs to be looked into. Americans on a whole are really, really ignorant when it comes to their health. I know someone who insists they are healthy because “my blood work is good” yet mentally, they repeat themselves, get confused and lost while driving. All signs of dementia/Alzheimer’s, but says it’s ok because their blood pressure, blood work etc are all perfect.
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Or you have faggots like Jagoff that got upset it was taking too long and just went home instead.

marjoram said:
The deal was over the minute Jack named his sauce The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste and went to Texas to try to shill it.
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It's a ketchup based sauce that he's trying to sell to Texans. A group of people that will die on the hill that ketchup based BBQ sauces taste terrible. And... I don't necessarily agree with them as it's an easy quick and dirty sauce you can whip up in like 20 minutes but I get where they're coming from.

Long story short, Jagoff's sauces suck.

Trig.Point said:
I'm really glad it looks like he's going to pull through, this is my favourite thread on the forum and I'd genuinely feel the loss.

The Butter Chicken video was just great to watch. One of my favourite bits was when he declared that the price of chicken was so high that he'd go to an 'international store' if he had to.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AApCRP2eKSM:71
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To be fair that is true in some parts of the country. There's a Chinese supermarket we head to every so often where they sell bags of chicken legs for like $1.99 a pound. It's crazy cheap.

Tiresome said:
Now you all got me thinking about a good muffuletta, damn you.
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That's not a bad thing in and of itself.
 
Glad we're discussing the west texas investors club appearance, the whole episode was a trip. If I didn't know Jack, I probably would've thought they gave him the villain edit in the show. In fact, it gave us and the uninformed a complete look at who he really is:

- Being completely in over his head when he's expected to be competent in a cooking competition
- Pretending to be god's gift on earth when he's shown some attention
- Letting people help him and finish what he was meant to complete on his own
- Acting as a giant petulant man-baby and crying when confronted about his intentions on the show
- Deflecting and using his mother's death (and lying) to manipulate the hosts

Years later and nothing has changed much for him, aside from the fact that's down some more brain cells and an arm.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Or you have faggots like Jagoff that got upset it was taking too long and just went home instead.


It's a ketchup based sauce that he's trying to sell to Texans. A group of people that will die on the hill that ketchup based BBQ sauces taste terrible. And... I don't necessarily agree with them as it's an easy quick and dirty sauce you can whip up in like 20 minutes but I get where they're coming from.

Long story short, Jagoff's sauces suck.


To be fair that is true in some parts of the country. There's a Chinese supermarket we head to every so often where they sell bags of chicken legs for like $1.99 a pound. It's crazy cheap.


That's not a bad thing in and of itself.
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That’s true, although discharging AMA leaves patients on the hook for the bill, insurance can deny the claim.

I wonder what kind of heart attack it was. STEMI? NSTEMI? Coronary spasm? We will never know. Could be any one of the three. CAS is a silent heart attack. There’s no blockage, and it often is mistaken for indigestion. This is what I mean when I say it’s really easy to ignore things or attribute them to something else entirely. He won’t evade death forever, though.
 
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I don't know, do we think we get an "Update" video on Youtube anytime soon where he's going to clear shit up or at least explain it? He haven't done that before so I highly doubt it that it's going to happen now.
 
Rod Dangerous said:
He’s alive.
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The one time I decide to take a little break from the web, lo and behold, Jack nearly fucking dies. I'm actually glad he didn't die, even with him being a despicable asshole, it's nothing short of a fucking miracle that a morbidly obese, middle aged multiple stroke survivor like Jack managed to live through this. I'm hoping that he will realize he needs to change his habits, both regarding his treatment of others and of his own body. Far healthier people often die from occurrences like this, he either changes for the better now or his odds are grim. Get well soon, Jack!

Archie_Kimkicker said:
Grammar and spelling are too coherent. Tammy wrote that.
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So far, most people's interactions with Jack have been limited to trolling him on video comments and Facebook groups, and guys like August making videos about his culinary aberrations. Nobody showed up at his house to toss raw chicken meat, rotten eggs and the likes, so the possibility of Tammy pretending he's alive until they can bury him makes little sense. He's probably still recovering from his heart attack and understandably refraining from doing anything but resting, considering what just happened it's nothing short of unexpected. I don't think he will retire after this, an incapacitating stroke would have been far worse!

Trig.Point said:
I'm really glad it looks like he's going to pull through, this is my favourite thread on the forum and I'd genuinely feel the loss.

The Butter Chicken video was just great to watch. One of my favourite bits was when he declared that the price of chicken was so high that he'd go to an 'international store' if he had to.
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The worst sin of Jack's, in my view, is with his own son. Considering there are threads for pedophiles, rapists, and other sorts of far worse scum in the farms, I'd say he's actually one of the more harmless cows, his main victims being his family (financially) and himself (with his bacchanalian diet), other than his son which he beat up. I actually believe Jack could redeem himself if he ever woke up and realized how much of an asshole he is! It probably won't happen, even after this episode, but as I said before on this thread: Jack can be compared to a clown, a figure of mockery. Is it funny when Jagoff the Clown makes a fool of himself? Yes, it is. Is it hilarious when he pulls a big, grand video fooling nobody but himself with his "grandiose cooking"? Yes, it is. Is it funny when Jagoff the Clown suffers a heart attack and goes to the ICU? No, it isn't!
 
RainwaterDrop said:
I'm hoping that he will realize he needs to change his habits, both regarding his treatment of others and of his own body. Far healthier people often die from occurrences like this, he either changes for the better now or his odds are grim.
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If the first stroke didn't make him realize he needed to change his habits why would a heart attack change things?

Jagoff Scalfatty can't learn from his mistakes which is why he still cooks terrible food.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
If the first stroke didn't make him realize he needed to change his habits why would a heart attack change things?

Jagoff Scalfatty can't learn from his mistakes which is why he still cooks terrible food.
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Let me point out again good Falcon, that was his FIRST stroke. Not the second, third... possible 4th and the beetus HBP etc.

Jack is interesting because he's in some sort of hospice in a way at this point. You get no medical care, just stuff to make it not hurt as you slide from this mortal coil. While someone with cancer might get morphine, Jack chooses Wendys.

He's a coward and knows he will burn in hell for his sins and homosexuality. God punishes those like Jack. God has thrown him a dozen life rafts and Jack was too busy stuffing himself and watching cartoons for toddlers to help himself. Even after say stroke 3, he could have pushed himself and made it to maybe mid 70s? You know meet the grand kids etc. There was perm damage from his acts but he could have gone a lot longer. Now Jacks just fine with it as long as he gets his fixes.

I do wonder, when the lord does take the fat man from us, will he be in the layer of Dante's hell for suicide or mere gluttony? He knows what this will cause and he's such a selfish fuck a handful of french fries are worth more than years of his life. But at the same time you know he's a SUPER Karen to med staff.
 
Reality TV Editor: Holy shit, I don't have to edit the footage or add the waterphone sting at all! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo

I'd actually love it if the hosts who despise sweet ketchup sauce decided to tear jack apart verbally. He doesn't accept even the slightest criticism, so his heart might have exploded right there on camera.

I also think it's neat how we have Schroedinger's Jak right now.
 
I think its possible that Jack had a heart attack and had to get a blockage opened up in his heart with a stent. Sometimes those people can get discharged within 2-3 days.

The health arc continues...
 
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