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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
BallBuster II said:
One thing that warms the deepest part of my black heart is knowing that the dozens to hundreds of people who fell for that initial "the Kiwis are going to kill us! Give us money" $100,000 grift are realizing now that they would have been better off lighting their money on fire, because not a **PENNY** of it is left and it all went to nonsense. But remember everyone, they really showed us by raising $100,000 and have literal amhole to show for it currently.
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I think a lot of that money came from "friends of friends" or "followers of followers" who have no idea what's going on because they don't actually follow the tranch at all.
 
AfghanBlue said:
If I was a troon, and a troon of the type to get in this situation in the first place, I would just tear down the fences and hope the alpaca ran away.
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I picture it going more like this
Just replace barney with a troon and homer with an alpaca

....and maybe the pillow with a rifle
 
PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
But filled with alpacas. Christ I cannot imagine the stench.
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Hey, spoiler that shit, k?
 
Humbert Humbert said:
BREAKING NEWS!
Bonnie has a new pinned tweet with an update on the Tranch!!! It seems that he talked to the tranchers, and they are “rehoming” animals (hopefully not into a mass grave). He wants to dissolve the tranch.
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The war is over. The Nuremberg Trials can begin.
 
Today we learned that the tranch isn’t a physical place. The tranch is in our hearts and minds. There will always be a tranch as long as we’re all together.
 
The polycule and fed poster taking the last helicopter out of transhgon is the start of a new season and story arc, not the end.

How badly will they fail at the next place?
How much damage will they cause to their own relatives through pure incompetence?
What the fuck is bonner going to do with the utter mess left behind?
Is bonner going to end up murdering Sky while they "work together" to fix the mess?

The whole thing had gotten a little stagnant, this is the shakeup we need to create new drama.
 
One thing I'd like to say is with the alpacas I've heard you can balance out the cost of their feed and care by collecting and selling their manure- it's kinda gross, but alpaca manure doesn't need to be aged like other manure and since they like to poop in the same areas it's a little easier to gather. It's also supposed to be really good for growing, but I've not tested it myself yet so I can't confirm that. Mix it with some potting soil and other nutrients and package it up cute you'd probably be able to sell it at a local farmer's market or to other farmers in the area fairly easily, especially with the price of fertilizer right now. For that reason alone I've considered having a small herd of alpacas, nothing crazy, and excess manure can easily be used for your own crops and garden. Waste not, want not, yada yada. I don't understand why they didn't try selling the manure, unless they think that's something dainty ladies like themselves shouldn't have to do. There's countless little old ladies with gardens and flowerbeds who're willing to pay extra to keep their plants healthy and fruitful.
 
rotpocket said:
One thing I'd like to say is with the alpacas I've heard you can balance out the cost of their feed and care by collecting and selling their manure- it's kinda gross, but alpaca manure doesn't need to be aged like other manure and since they like to poop in the same areas it's a little easier to gather. It's also supposed to be really good for growing, but I've not tested it myself yet so I can't confirm that. Mix it with some potting soil and other nutrients and package it up cute you'd probably be able to sell it at a local farmer's market or to other farmers in the area fairly easily, especially with the price of fertilizer right now. For that reason alone I've considered having a small herd of alpacas, nothing crazy, and excess manure can easily be used for your own crops and garden. Waste not, want not, yada yada. I don't understand why they didn't try selling the manure, unless they think that's something dainty ladies like themselves shouldn't have to do. There's countless little old ladies with gardens and flowerbeds who're willing to pay extra to keep their plants healthy and fruitful.
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But what would be left for Jen to eat?
 
Humbert Humbert said:
BREAKING NEWS!
Bonnie has a new pinned tweet with an update on the Tranch!!! It seems that he talked to the tranchers, and they are “rehoming” animals (hopefully not into a mass grave). He wants to dissolve the tranch. I personally will miss it dearly if it goes, for I have loved this thread and all of the sperging that’s happened in it. I have learned about farming, animal husbandry, the Migratory Bird Act, troonism, etc. and it truly is my favorite thread on this website. [A]
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Talks about Sky, praises him for being “incredibly wise”. He probably mediated the aforementioned talk to the point where they could actually get shit done instead of just argue. [A]
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A couple of tweets about Kindness (linking to her thread to try to keep some semblance of order in the thread)

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YO
HELICOPTERS LANDIN'
ALPACAS COMIN' ABOARD,
US MARINES GONNA RESCUE THE ALPACAS
FROM TRAN RANCH
 
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