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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
SlaanyChaser said:
I wonder if they watched the mass grave being dug and their companions/relatives shoved in without compassion or grace, and if a flicker of recognition passed through those dumb herd animal minds that they too would one day end up in a  amhole.
memento mori and live well, for one day you too will be in a pit young pacas
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In some countries it's considered inhumane to put down animals in front of others.

Freaking out about a (imaginary) trans holocaust yet so callous and heartless to the one happening on their own front lawn.

Did you guys see the shiny new kitty tho?
 
Will there be a TUR / KnottyFairy crossover? Magic 8 Ball says: Reply hazy, try again

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HackerX said:
Outside of the normal spectacle of how the only vegetation visible is the long dead hay (Probably could have been put to better use, but capitalism... Amirite fellas)

But the trailer park vibe is off the charts. I think I see 3 RVs, which raises more questions. How does a tranny even afford a 'cheap' RV? Are they all broken down? I assume so because RVs seem to have issues in general. If I were a betting man, those RV's are not gonna make the trip with the tranchers as they abscond elsewhere. Much less the random shit strewn everywhere.

Once nature takes it's course and the bank reclaims the property, what do you even do here? How does home equity even work, since the property's value is absolutely not what it was when purchased. Does the bank just let the property rot with a 'For Sale' sign in perpetuity or do they invest and salvage what they can?

Not that I think Paul/Sky will suffer any 'real' consequences since it's not like their credit history has any impact on their lives, but how much does the condition of the property come into play during a homeowner eviction? Or does the meth head, scorched earth, style of living have no impact on that impending lawsuit?
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Banks generally aren't in the business of rehabbing properties and will likely want to offload it as soon as possible onto a cash buyer either via a normal sale or foreclosure auction. Homes sold this way can have major problems, and the banks don't want to take the risk of putting the money into the house and trying to flip it.

Homes need to meet certain requirements in order to qualify for homeowners insurance, and homeowners insurance is a requirement for having a mortgage. Four point inspections look at the roof, electrical, plumbing, and HVAC. They exist to make sure that the home meets some basic habitability requirements and that the insurer won't be on the hook for expensive home repairs right after the policy takes effect, like roof leaks or a backed up septic tank. The mess outside the house lowers the property value and may violate some local anti-dumping ordinances, but it won't impact a home inspection.

I doubt the house in its current condition would be able to pass an inspection. We know there's issues with both the leaking plumbing causing long term water damage that they tried to pass off as a one-time thing. The heating is suspect considering that they don't have an adequately sized fuel tank that is also hooked up improperly. Ditto for the electrical with the piles of dead generators, batteries, and lord knows whatever they did to the wiring over the few years they owned the house.
 
Questionable Ceviche said:
Banks generally aren't in the business of rehabbing properties and will likely want to offload it as soon as possible onto a cash buyer either via a normal sale or foreclosure auction. Homes sold this way can have major problems, and the banks don't want to take the risk of putting the money into the house and trying to flip it.

Homes need to meet certain requirements in order to qualify for homeowners insurance, and homeowners insurance is a requirement for having a mortgage. Four point inspections look at the roof, electrical, plumbing, and HVAC. They exist to make sure that the home meets some basic habitability requirements and that the insurer won't be on the hook for expensive home repairs right after the policy takes effect, like roof leaks or a backed up septic tank. The mess outside the house lowers the property value and may violate some local anti-dumping ordinances, but it won't impact a home inspection.

I doubt the house in its current condition would be able to pass an inspection. We know there's issues with both the leaking plumbing causing long term water damage that they tried to pass off as a one-time thing. The heating is suspect considering that they don't have an adequately sized fuel tank that is also hooked up improperly. Ditto for the electrical with the piles of dead generators, batteries, and lord knows whatever they did to the wiring over the few years they owned the house.
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The lash up with th NG is a black flag alone. The wiring is probably trooned out as well, so assume another black flag. I'm not sure about the water, since no resident uses it, but since it's the Tranch, we'll go ahead and call it another black flag. In my state, two black flags on a residence requires everyone to leave until you get re-inspected.
 
Questionable Ceviche said:
Banks generally aren't in the business of rehabbing properties and will likely want to offload it as soon as possible onto a cash buyer either via a normal sale or foreclosure auction. Homes sold this way can have major problems, and the banks don't want to take the risk of putting the money into the house and trying to flip it.

Homes need to meet certain requirements in order to qualify for homeowners insurance, and homeowners insurance is a requirement for having a mortgage. Four point inspections look at the roof, electrical, plumbing, and HVAC. They exist to make sure that the home meets some basic habitability requirements and that the insurer won't be on the hook for expensive home repairs right after the policy takes effect, like roof leaks or a backed up septic tank. The mess outside the house lowers the property value and may violate some local anti-dumping ordinances, but it won't impact a home inspection.

I doubt the house in its current condition would be able to pass an inspection. We know there's issues with both the leaking plumbing causing long term water damage that they tried to pass off as a one-time thing. The heating is suspect considering that they don't have an adequately sized fuel tank that is also hooked up improperly. Ditto for the electrical with the piles of dead generators, batteries, and lord knows whatever they did to the wiring over the few years they owned the house.
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Not only that, but the smell.

These sickos have multiple pets including what was estimated earlier 11 cats. Do you trust them to fully housebreak a dog? Multiples? 11 cats getting territorial and pissing everywhere to mark up territory. Not to mention the barn yard animals they bring inside. All that animal urine and feces just soaking into the floors and walls.

To top it all off, they are unhygienic freaks, imagine the messes they leave in their wake.

This house is a tear down to the studs type of fixer upper.

That being said, the value of this property should plummet low enough that even Null could afford it.
 
AfghanBlue said:
Thought i saw a tiny bit for grass for a split second- but no, twas hay.
I've never seen hay look green in comparison to ...everything else, before.

God. Not only must the Alpacca be starving (and thirsty, and cold, and suffering generally from no shelter, and weighed down by un-sheared coat, and suffering worms and rape and pack aggression - but also imagine how bored they must be.

Their ancestors are used to roaming huge mountans, with trees, and cliffs, and rocks and views and diverse bits of vegeation to browse on- and there, thers just NOTHING.
Nothing to stimulate their brains, no territory to carve out for themselves, nowhere to hide away and feel cal, no natural source of water or food, nothing to even LOOK at, let alone interact with.

just a desolate plain with nowhere to tuck away, nothing to eat, penned in with vicious males an other species.
The psychodrama that must be going on in the world of those poor bored out of their mind, traumatised animals..
Life's shit, then ye die.
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Welcome to the less attractive parts of Colorado, featuring such amazing sights as...
The landscape version of depression
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Sañjīva
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And the merciless glare of a hateful sun-god.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Can't Jewrsh buy the Tranch and put his registrered agent there? I'm sure it'll sell for cheap and he could take admissions from Kiwifarmers to view the site of the Alpacaust.
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Wouldn't be a safe area for Kiwiagent.
 
Questionable Ceviche said:
Banks generally aren't in the business of rehabbing properties and will likely want to offload it as soon as possible onto a cash buyer either via a normal sale or foreclosure auction. Homes sold this way can have major problems, and the banks don't want to take the risk of putting the money into the house and trying to flip it.

Homes need to meet certain requirements in order to qualify for homeowners insurance, and homeowners insurance is a requirement for having a mortgage. Four point inspections look at the roof, electrical, plumbing, and HVAC. They exist to make sure that the home meets some basic habitability requirements and that the insurer won't be on the hook for expensive home repairs right after the policy takes effect, like roof leaks or a backed up septic tank. The mess outside the house lowers the property value and may violate some local anti-dumping ordinances, but it won't impact a home inspection.

I doubt the house in its current condition would be able to pass an inspection. We know there's issues with both the leaking plumbing causing long term water damage that they tried to pass off as a one-time thing. The heating is suspect considering that they don't have an adequately sized fuel tank that is also hooked up improperly. Ditto for the electrical with the piles of dead generators, batteries, and lord knows whatever they did to the wiring over the few years they owned the house.
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So how does home equity come into play? Bonnie and co obviously owe whatever is left on the mortgage irregardless, do they reap any value of what's been paid already (slightly less debt overall?

Or what does the bank really go after once the eviction lawsuit, since the home's value is non-existent. I'm curious about the legal component since it's not every day you get to watch trannies buy a property and immediately destroy it in the span of a few years.
 
HackerX said:
So how does home equity come into play? Bonnie and co obviously owe whatever is left on the mortgage irregardless, do they reap any value of what's been paid already (slightly less debt overall?

Or what does the bank really go after once the eviction lawsuit, since the home's value is non-existent. I'm curious about the legal component since it's not every day you get to watch trannies buy a property and immediately destroy it in the span of a few years.
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I'm not sure of the legal details but this happens all the time with commercial properties, you ever seen a business go out and their property just sits as an abandoned building for years and years even though the location seems fine and other business were there before? The bank is probably going to want to clear the property and sell it as an empty lot just to get something for it.

Another common one is when an elderly person dies after living in a home for like 50 years and there's not really anyone to take control of it and it's not in great condition, it may cost less to fix it up some so it can be sold that let it sit even more but eventually the cost of the fixes won't justify this.
 
Questionable Ceviche said:
I doubt the house in its current condition would be able to pass an inspection. We know there's issues with both the leaking plumbing causing long term water damage that they tried to pass off as a one-time thing. The heating is suspect considering that they don't have an adequately sized fuel tank that is also hooked up improperly. Ditto for the electrical with the piles of dead generators, batteries, and lord knows whatever they did to the wiring over the few years they owned the house.
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Mass graves of livestock would probably also damage not just the residence but the property itself.
 
AnOminous said:
Mass graves of livestock would probably also damage not just the residence but the property itself.
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IIRC you're supposed to burn animals, instead of burying them, as it can cause some diseases whose names I don't quite remember. I volunteered on a farm for several years, and any time animals died, we simply burned them. (It was far less of a regular occurrence because these farmers were actually competent). I'd have to go looking, but it's definitely something to worry about.
 
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