Most ghetto name you’ve ever come across?

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No joke: A girl named Felony. Perhaps her mother was underage.
 
There are some wild ones out there. When I was in highschool my friends and I used to play a game where we’d search Facebook for the most over-the-top possible black name to see if anyone really existed under that name. Most of the time they did.
 
I knew a nigress named Tilapia once. I felt bad for her. Not only is she named after a fish, it's like the most boring fish in the whole fucking ocean.
 
timewave0 said:
There are some wild ones out there. When I was in highschool my friends and I used to play a game where we’d search Facebook for the most over-the-top possible black name to see if anyone really existed under that name. Most of the time they did.
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I might have to make a Facebook account just to do that. Sounds like a good time.
 
I have two blonde, blue-eyed german boys living in my hood who are fucking named Tyron. Not Tyrone, which would be even more funny, Tyron, english pronounciation and all.
How do i know these boys names, you may wonder? Their total whore, slutted- and tatted-up single mothers insist on shouting the name on the top of their lungs every time i'm grocery shopping and they are in the store, too, which is almost every day. Kids never had a chance.
 
Worked with a girl named Tierrany, pronounced "Tyranny". Despite the dumb name, she was a decent worker and had a good sense of humor about her name, really played into it when she became a manager and started ordering people around.

I also knew a pair of twins in college named Lemongello ("Leh-mon-ja-low") and Mellongello ("Mel-lon-ja-low"). Their mother was illiterate and grabbed two boxes off the shelf before heading to the hospital. She told the nurse she wanted her kids named after the boxes of Lemon and Melon-flavored jello. The nurse couldn't talk her out of it, sadly.
 
WhiskeyJack said:
Worked with a girl named Tierrany, pronounced "Tyranny". Despite the dumb name, she was a decent worker and had a good sense of humor about her name, really played into it when she became a manager and started ordering people around.
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I went to college with two or three Tierannies.

Others I've encountered/seen:
Donquantavius
Trè
Ebony Black
Hershey
Myqueenus
Mylove
A'ablessing
Cinderella
Cinnamon
Simian (I shit you not)
Retina (reh-tee-nuh)
Trasha (trah-shay)
 
My wife worked with a Cinnamon.
Cinnamon was white, presumably still is.
I suspect the black version would have to be spelled Sinnamon or somthing.
BTW Spell check recognizes Sinnamon so someone is named that.
 
Personal experience (working in an inner-city ER), NOT "my brother's cousin's wife who is a teacher/nurse":

Aristartle.

Not a typo.

Also, Passionette.

Also, a very nice and smart girl I used to know was named Chevelle. Yes, after the car.
I, too, have an incredibly stupid name, and we would commiserate over the idiocy of our parents.
 
I met a man whose granddaughters were named Strawberry, Blueberry and Raspberry (which may have to do with why he was the one taking care of them).
 
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