Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[KooksandFreaks]

Kevin never says a word about his participation in running a "working" ranch. It's really astonishing that he sits on his ass all day, playing video games and horny posting on Twitter, given the circumstances. Does he really think Phil will take care of him forever?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Did Bonnie actually tranch though? My recollection was that he just sat around in the house ruining stoves cooking disgusting shit and then terrorizing the town going on the shopping trips and occasionally playing with the guns.
It was Pennywise, Sky, FedJ, and mostly the fieldserfs who "worked".

 

[s0mbra]

Nonexistent hygiene, by choice. Shitty diet, by choice. Taking female hormones, by choice. Had invasive experimental surgery that his body has never recovered from, by choice.

Gosh, I can't imagine why his health and/or immune system is fucked to hell and back. It is a mystery for the ages.

Tho the real mystery is why his health isn't even worse than it is.

Not to mention, hasn't he also started taking PREP for literally no reason? Isn't that shit hard on your body?

Maybe it was Kevin’s foul odors working like a combination of agent Orange, napalm and rock salt?

Amhole sticks to kids

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Kevin never says a word about his participation in running a "working" ranch. It's really astonishing that he sits on his ass all day, playing video games and horny posting on Twitter, given the circumstances. Does he really think Phil will take care of him forever?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

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What a thing to say!

 

[behindyourightnow]

Kevin was already fat before the transition, and he’s been pictured using the workout machine they put in the living room on 2 separate occasions, but who knows.

Sorry if this has been mentioned before but it is extremely funny that they live on a neglected ranch full of falling-down infrastructure, and they still installed the type of machine typically used by apartment/city dwellers who lack opportunities to get enough physical exercise in their daily lives.

I know Kevin's their pet tard, but they couldn't even like, send him out to go for a walk?

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry if this has been mentioned before but it is extremely funny that they live on a neglected ranch full of falling-down infrastructure, and they still installed the type of machine typically used by apartment/city dwellers who lack opportunities to get enough physical exercise in their daily lives.

That's such typical troon behavior. You literally don't need workout equipment on a fucking ranch. Just do some of the endless work that needs to be done. I once spent half a year farming and it was no critters, nothing but plants and I got ripped (well as ripped as I have ever been anyway such as it is).

 

[KooksandFreaks]

The thing that amazes me about Kevin is, how does he stay so fat? Is he eating the food meant for the alpacas?

I mean, really. The tranchers are in the middle of bumblefuck. There is no Door Dash. What could they possibly eat everyday?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

There is no food for the alpacas you double-posting bitch

Love you though.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Actually, he was using the elliptical 2 days ago:

And here’s some more pics of it:

Spoiler: Bonus PNG i made a long time ago

And here’s the full pic of the horror you saw first:

 

[Dickens Cider]

Oh cool. Light a fire, melt your television. Let it catch fire and fall. During the stampede for the nearest door everyone trips over that stupid machine and dies. Also guns fall down from the thunder of fat hitting the floor and we find out they never cleared them- many non-lethal wounds had by all. Meanwhile in Wyoming a man in Lone Tree looks up from shoveling out his car, sniffs the air, and thinks a skunk has gotten trapped under his exhaust system. In New Mexico three weeks later, a clearly Ill fed alpaca shows up at a border farm. He is taken to a petting zoo in Santa Fe but the thousand yard stare he has scares the children and several staff notice the alpaca keeps his ass against the wall no matter what they try. It is finally mercifully euthanized and finally finds some peace.

 

[A Grey Cat]

To answer the double posters question. They drove down to Costco and load their cart up with bulk junk/processed foods and eat and eat and eat like there's mo tommorow. Go over the tramch thread and look up photos from burrito nights. Pure gluttony.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevin never says a word about his participation in running a "working" ranch. It's really astonishing that he sits on his ass all day, playing video games and horny posting on Twitter, given the circumstances. Does he really think Phil will take care of him forever?

Uh, Kevin is the social media director, maybe the most importation position of all. Any time he spent ranching would be precious minutes that social media is not being directed.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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Zooming in on the second pic, I momentarily wondered where I'd seen that face before, and then I remembered.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Actually, he was using the elliptical 2 days ago:
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And here’s some more pics of it:
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I do enjoy Kevin showing off his daily elliptical usage as if he is training for the marathon des sables. Can't wait for those kilos to come flying off!

And somehow, despite having the mystical valid soul of a woman, he has not figured out that actual women wear sports bras under their gym gear. Gross.

Oh cool. Light a fire, melt your television. Let it catch fire and fall.

Do you think they actually use that fireplace, though? Lighting a fire takes quite a bit of effort. We are talking two, three, sometimes even five minutes of work to get it going well.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Can't you just see Kevryn trying to buy a sports bra that would fit him? It's gotta be pretty rare to find one that fits a refrigerator-sized barrel chest, and is capable of corralling moobs so wall eyed that even his handsome wife Seb has trouble keeping them in view.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I do enjoy Kevin showing off his daily elliptical usage as if he is training for the marathon des sables. Can't wait for those kilos to come flying off!

And somehow, despite having the mystical valid soul of a woman, he has not figured out that actual women wear sports bras under their gym gear. Gross.

Silly woman. How are you supposed to get turned on by the jiggling of your totally female boobs if you're wearing a sportsbra?

 

[Souji Tendou]

Actually, he was using the elliptical 2 days ago:
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And here’s some more pics of it:
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Spoiler: Bonus PNG i made a long time ago

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And here’s the full pic of the horror you saw first:
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These are phone numbers, right?

As far as I can make it out, the top one says Jen - ?10-????-4624. But its too blurry for me to read all of them.

One of the ones near the bottom has ??3-261-7039, same as the dogtag their dog has, posted here a few pages ago (or on the ranch thread general.)

 

[PuddIeduck]

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These are phone numbers, right?

As far as I can make it out, the top one says Jen - ?10-????-4624. But its too blurry for me to read all of them.

One of the ones near the bottom has ??3-261-7039, same as the dogtag their dog has, posted here a few pages ago (or on the ranch thread general.)

Nice spot!

Anyone have image improving software to properly reveal them?

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Can't you just see Kevryn trying to buy a sports bra that would fit him? It's gotta be pretty rare to find one that fits a refrigerator-sized barrel chest, and is capable of corralling moobs so wall eyed that even his handsome wife Seb has trouble keeping them in view.

If Kevin had a pound for everytime Seb looked at his tits he'd have 50p.