> Sort of a joke
" as a joke. 
I look forward to future pickup lines such as hey baby wanna come back to my apartment for some watermelon, grape soda, and fried chicken. and damn girl If i seen you on the auction block I'd buy you and father some mulatto babies. But that may be to smart for Russ it'll probably be something more like u is a purdy nigger.
Damn it, Russ, she had no idea she was black!
There are far more horrendous, malicious and downright evil people on KF, but for some reason this is the first comment in a whole that has actually made me say "fucking hell!" out loud. Dunno why because it's pretty innocuous on the surface - she is black, and she is relatively attractive, if hardly a 'beauty'* - yet something about its complete maladroit bluntness has really thrown me. I think it was a few pages back where he also commented something like 'Pretty girl' on someone's Insta that made me think of someone trying to win over a nervous animal by cooing 'hello beautiful, come on, pretty girl!'. He really is fascinatingly retarded (in the delayed sense, not the exceptional sense).
At this rate of simping he's rapidly approaching "helo sexi lady please come suck me my peenos I am Kolkata rich man"
Maybe he’d have better luck with it if he blacked up a bit? Or whatever the equivalent is for pajeetifiying oneself.
Except Leisure Suit Larry occasionally does have sex, and he's never paid for it.
Send bob and vagene sexi babby for my peenis
I still remember that time he found a girl on Facebook with the same last name and was basically "I've noticed your last name is Greer, mine is also Greer, let's bang?"
Robbing a liquor store? Shitting in the street? I don't think that works in Vegas, maybe he can move to San Francisco.
