Ralph's Health & Mental Health - Ethan Ralph is allegedly in a coma according to some career a-log.

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Is Ethan Ralph dead?

  • Yes! He's with Warski Jr. now.

    Votes: 46 13.9%

  • No, he's on life support.

    Votes: 50 15.1%

  • No, fake and gay.

    Votes: 236 71.1%
  • Total voters
    332
  • Poll closed .
Stan said:
I imagine Ralph takes the disability golf cart at the airport to get to his gate, so 2 miles is a lot for him, despite that many people passively walk this far in a day just going about their lives.

:/ when I went to school picking on retards was considered too easy, but perhaps it’s different in Special Ed. This kind of alogging is why the Farms can't have nice things like a .com domain or DDoS protection.
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I dunno, my group even had a couple protected tards. Ethan Ralph though? Lmao. Talk about no-guilt fun.
 
There are two things that I just don't get about Ralph's health.

1) when you get a kid, your priorities are supposed to change. And I think for a lot of us, we start worrying about our own health so that our kid is taken care of. The normal human being wants to be there for their kid.

2) apparently no one in Ralph's life has any willingness to get him help. If I pulled half the shit that Ralph pulled, I would have people publicly cutting me out of their lives, and encouraging others to do so, if I refused to accept help.
 
JustStopDude said:
1) when you get a kid, your priorities are supposed to change. And I think for a lot of us, we start worrying about our own health so that our kid is taken care of. The normal human being wants to be there for their kid.
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Let's say Ralph actually loved Pantsu. Even before the kid you'd think he'd be looking out for her by not driving like an idiot. You'd think after the kid he'd be taking even more care of her by not abandoning her for weeks at a time to get beaten up, not letting her drive hours cross country because he's hiding out in someone's spare room, not barebacking skanks. If Ralph loves Pantsu and/or Rozy has a funny way of showing it. Even if he didn't look after his own health he should be looking out for them.

The more likely scenario is that he hooked up with Pantsu because she has a vagina and was willing to get gunted. Rozy was a mistake. He was too busy checking if the kiwifarms was making fun of him to pull out his bee stinger sized dick in time. He's not going to look after his health for them because he doesn't give a shit about them.

JustStopDude said:
2) apparently no one in Ralph's life has any willingness to get him help. If I pulled half the shit that Ralph pulled, I would have people publicly cutting me out of their lives, and encouraging others to do so, if I refused to accept help.
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He was the fat smelly kid at school so he had no real friends. Ralph was in his teens just as the internet at home was becoming a thing. We can safely assume the everyone that Ralph knows that isn't his family he met online and would have blocked him if they knew how fat he is. His extended family didn't help with his dying momma so it's pretty clear that his family disowned him and his mother. If they know what Ralph is like now they are probably hoping he dies before any of his antics affect them.
 
smellybutthole said:
Let's say Ralph actually loved Pantsu. Even before the kid you'd think he'd be looking out for her by not driving like an idiot. You'd think after the kid he'd be taking even more care of her by not abandoning her for weeks at a time to get beaten up, not letting her drive hours cross country because he's hiding out in someone's spare room, not barebacking skanks. If Ralph loves Pantsu and/or Rozy has a funny way of showing it. Even if he didn't look after his own health he should be looking out for them.

The more likely scenario is that he hooked up with Pantsu because she has a vagina and was willing to get gunted. Rozy was a mistake. He was too busy checking if the kiwifarms was making fun of him to pull out his bee stinger sized dick in time. He's not going to look after his health for them because he doesn't give a shit about them.



He was the fat smelly kid at school so he had no real friends. Ralph was in his teens just as the internet at home was becoming a thing. We can safely assume the everyone that Ralph knows that isn't his family he met online and would have blocked him if they knew how fat he is. His extended family didn't help with his dying momma so it's pretty clear that his family disowned him and his mother. If they know what Ralph is like now they are probably hoping he dies before any of his antics affect them.
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He still has no friends. It’s really remarkable that it’s possible to be almost 40 and have 0 people on earth who actually care about you:
 
JustStopDude said:
There are two things that I just don't get about Ralph's health.

1) when you get a kid, your priorities are supposed to change. And I think for a lot of us, we start worrying about our own health so that our kid is taken care of. The normal human being wants to be there for their kid.
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The Ralphamale has one priority: The Ralphamale.
JustStopDude said:
2) apparently no one in Ralph's life has any willingness to get him help. If I pulled half the shit that Ralph pulled, I would have people publicly cutting me out of their lives, and encouraging others to do so, if I refused to accept help.
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IIRC Metokur, Flamenco, Gator, and others have said several times that Ralph really needs to get help but Ralph quit talking to them when "they turned into snakes".
 
JustStopDude said:
There are two things that I just don't get about Ralph's health.

1) when you get a kid, your priorities are supposed to change. And I think for a lot of us, we start worrying about our own health so that our kid is taken care of. The normal human being wants to be there for their kid.

2) apparently no one in Ralph's life has any willingness to get him help. If I pulled half the shit that Ralph pulled, I would have people publicly cutting me out of their lives, and encouraging others to do so, if I refused to accept help.
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You're incredibly sheltered if you think a creature like the bog hog is willing or capable of changing under any circumstances. Some people aren't really people; they're either animals or even goofier things the likes of which you'd read about in myths about strange silly woodland creatures and urban legends about cryptids.
 
JustStopDude said:
1) when you get a kid, your priorities are supposed to change.
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Key word is "supposed to". Oftentimes they don't. I know way too many jobless, abusive drug addicts who got partial custody.
Getting someone pregnant doesn't magically change your personality and values.
I actually think that Ralph will have another kid before the cirrhosis takes him.
 
Law said:
I actually think that Ralph will have another kid before the cirrhosis takes him.
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Having a bunch of fatherless bastards and then croaking of a fentanyl overdose while a cop kneels on his neck would be about how he goes out. Nobody will make idols or graven images of him when he goes, though.
 
AnOminous said:
Having a bunch of fatherless bastards and then croaking of a fentanyl overdose while a cop kneels on his neck would be about how he goes out. Nobody will make idols or graven images of him when he goes, though.
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When Ralph dies we will all give him a 21 pill bottle shake send off
 
Imagine the great Ralphamale funeral. All of his alogs show up and help with expenses just to make sure they know where his grave will be buried. One by one they can go up and deliver eulogies that are just strings of various meme-speak and references to all of the retarded things he's done in his life. Half of them will just be someone holding up a phone to the mic so they can shit talk him one last time. At least 3 people will punch his corpse in the face and his grave will be be nothing but a pile of shit and piss in lieu of flowers.
 
Obscura539 said:
Does anyone have any update about Ralph's weight loss challenge? I recall he was supposed to be at 225 by July. He seemed serious and even swore on his mama's grave.
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You can tell something will definitely never happen if Ralph swears on his mother’s grave that it will.
 
I like @Null ’s quote here because it is literally true.

but people who are addicted to stuff are users first and foremost, everyone around them is an opportunity to fill that dependency, and the more addicted they are, the more that they're willing to exploit their immediate friends and family and connections to
benefit the addiction you know?
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and don’t just think Ralph is dependent on alcohol or pills. The dude is a hedonist, he will get that dopamine rush wherever it comes from. Even being beaten in Portugal because in his mind that means kahntent which means $$$ which means more degenerate behavior.
 
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Ralph has some smooth legs, as smooth as Meighs. This is a grab bag of causes. Usually you’ll see this from poor circulation related to diabetes or PADS (peripheral arterial disease) which affects people with type 2 diabetes, poor circulation, or hormone changes such as pituitary gland or thyroid disorders. Not to get your hopes up it could also be from wearing his tight old man compression socks or nutrient deficiency (remember Ralph is an alcoholic).

Personally I think it’s a 1-2 combo of diabetes and Ralph wearing those compression socks for his diabetes
 
RedPillGangTV detractor "FeaserWatch" made the allegation that Pantsu told her inner Discord circle that Ralph is in a coma.

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He followed up in his Twitter saying that there are uncharacteristically no Tweets or any online activity from Ralph for the past 24 hours.

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Can anyone verify this to be true? @Null You did say Ralph might croak at 2023 and I hope you are wrong.

ED: Ali Jamal confirms that Ralph has been offline for 24 hours. Did Destroy Ralph December go too far?

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Ali Jamal confirms Ethan Ralph is not reading his Telegram messages. Cozy bros starting to get nervous as we pass 24 hours missing. #WhereIsEthanRalph
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ralph might be dying, but don't feature anything until its confirmed, it could be a troll.
it might go a little something like this.
Ralph: i got you you ubsessed brokedick pedofile mewn, you so obsessed with me you celebrated my deaf for being off for a few days.
 
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