And for those new to Pat, here's just one excerpt from his writing- you're free to peruse the rest of his work to find more examples and see I'm not cherry picking. Enjoy the pronoun inserts for progressive head pats too:
The game ball went to Cha'ku for zer spectacular crunch-time catch. Ze was absolutely thrilled by the honor and cradled the ball like a newborn.
As the players changed out of their sweaty uniforms and stripped off their pads, Benson noticed his wife standing in the doorway, taking in the sights. Benson quickly shuffled her out of view. "Honey, you can't just come in the locker room."
"Why not?"
"It makes people uncomfortable."
"I'm not uncomfortable," she grinned devilishly.
"They're kids, dear."
"Awful big for kids," Theresa said. "But speaking of kids, we have to pick ours up from the airfield, remember?"
"Right!" Benson said.
"You forgot?"
"Absolutely not."
Theresa sighed. "Honestly, Bryan, what's the point of even setting a plant alert for you?"
"It must have glitched again."
"Your head must have glitched again." Theresa started moving towards the door. "C'mon, the pod's waiting for us."
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Also here's Pat getting demolished by our good friend Mike. Nice associates Pat! Not concerning at all!
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But Pat knows all about how the law works, because his lawsuits have gone so well eh? (Credit to the Pests for the screenshots)
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