💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
Snakebottom said:
Chibi puts in more hours repetitively grinding out the same decade old games and thirsting over ugly 18 year olds than he does literally anything else in life. His greatest achievement for his efforts is a 500+ thread about him. This perpetual manchild is the greatest thing on this site and so are the chuds documenting it.

Raising a glass of Jamesons to all you lads, great work making this another fantastic Xmas cringeathon. Slainte!
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Should an old lolcow be forgot and never brought to mind? Chibi apparently believes not seeing as he repeatedly does stupid shit.
Merry Christmas, happy new year.
Auld lang syne chibi. Auld lang syne.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Should an old lolcow be forgot and never brought to mind? Chibi apparently believes not seeing as he repeatedly does stupid shit.
Merry Christmas, happy new year.
Auld lang syne chibi. Auld lang syne.
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I’d imagine he thought the slate was wiped clean when the farms went down and he’d be able to carry on with his usual behavior without getting called a creeper. Up until the Twitter Thots rose up against him, at least.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Should an old lolcow be forgot and never brought to mind? Chibi apparently believes not seeing as he repeatedly does stupid shit.
Merry Christmas, happy new year.
Auld lang syne chibi. Auld lang syne.
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He really is a perfect technical example of a pure lolcow. No horrorcow shit or overt politisperging beyond the occasional twitter grandstand. No career to speak of and his artistic ability is just plain mediocre. He's simply a cringe factory, probably the best lolcow to simply point and laugh at since Chris went horrorcow.
 
Torque Wheeler said:
Nah, I like him kind of pathetic and unknown. Even on the farms he's mostly a background character
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I agree completely. In a broad sense, Chibi is just another 32 year old Discord sex pest with one relatively niche clip of lolcowdom, but he is a true milk mine, if you make the effort, which is my shit exactly lol.
 
"Really can't trust anyone."

You'd think he would of learnt that the first time he got catfished lmao

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GreenHoodieGuy said:
I personally believe Adam deserves a front page thread pin under 'Lolcow Cults' just like CWC so everyone can be introduced to the wonderful world of Chibi :)
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We *just* got rid of Augustin and you want to open the doors to ever other 2022 A&N fag? Niche threads are nice and comfy. Chibi’s thread is one of the best on the site because it’s mostly content with little filler.
 
It's interesting how over the course of their "relationship", he went from treating her like a child to treating her like his caretaker. Regardless of age, he wants a girlfriend that is simultaneously a child and a mother. The perfect balance of someone that he can hold dominance over while also coddling him and giving him headpats. You can tell he starts getting pissy when her behaviour starts favoring one over the other. Explains why he targets ~16-year-olds, best of both worlds.
 
Chibi's fetishes are so revealing, in so many ways. Perhaps the most obvious implication is, of course, how much of a depraved coomer he is. How much do you have to elevate the depravity level to land upon shrinking fetish? It is so abstract and outside the realm of possibility that it basically announces to the world, "I have masturbated to so much weird hentai shit, and had so little actual sex, that I can only get off on fucked up Freudian fantasy shit." And he tells this openly to any teenage girl showing him a modicum of attention. How would this ever succeed with a real person??

Given what we know about Chibi, it just fits so fucking perfectly. Can't get it up for regular sex? Well, Giantess MommyGF can use my whole body, my skeleton will remain hard for my goddess! Lazy and can't satisfy women in general? Make her use you as a dildo, that way she does all the work to get herself off, so you don't have to. Seriously infantile and overwhelmed by the pressures of living as an "adult"? Skip the babyfur roleplay, go straight back to the birth canal with your whole body, trying desperately to climb back into the womb.

There are some really weird kinks out there. However, most of them can actually be performed in actual sex with actual people, not some shit that only exists in the deranged mind of some incel hentai-drawing mangaka. You only get to that point by being a terminal coomer, and any woman that finds out about this will know that on an instinctive level.
 
BLEACHED.COM said:
Do you think Chibi is aroused when reading his thread?
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He did nothing when his GF read this thread on his stream, so my guess is yes. Don't forget that he couldn't get hard with her and had to jack off while wearing her panties.
Hot HOT HOTTT said:
Chibi's fetishes are so revealing, in so many ways. Perhaps the most obvious implication is, of course, how much of a depraved coomer he is. How much do you have to elevate the depravity level to land upon shrinking fetish? It is so abstract and outside the realm of possibility that it basically announces to the world, "I have masturbated to so much weird hentai shit, and had so little actual sex, that I can only get off on fucked up Freudian fantasy shit." And he tells this openly to any teenage girl showing him a modicum of attention. How would this ever succeed with a real person??

Given what we know about Chibi, it just fits so fucking perfectly. Can't get it up for regular sex? Well, Giantess MommyGF can use my whole body, my skeleton will remain hard for my goddess! Lazy and can't satisfy women in general? Make her use you as a dildo, that way she does all the work to get herself off, so you don't have to. Seriously infantile and overwhelmed by the pressures of living as an "adult"? Skip the babyfur roleplay, go straight back to the birth canal with your whole body, trying desperately to climb back into the womb.

There are some really weird kinks out there. However, most of them can actually be performed in actual sex with actual people, not some shit that only exists in the deranged mind of some incel hentai-drawing mangaka. You only get to that point by being a terminal coomer, and any woman that finds out about this will know that on an instinctive level.
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Maybe Chibi is a Felarya fan.
 
The staggering irony of chibi saying he needs to 'man up and be responsible' amazing when you consider this is a 30+ year old guy whose first instincts when talking to someone (supposedly, lol) born in 2004 is to latch onto her like an emotional leech and treat her like a therapist-cum-mother. If I didn't know the context of the messages, I'd easily assume the girl was the older party based on the mental levels of them both. It's insane how deeply stuck he is in a state of suspended development.

If she is who she says she is, she's younger than all the games he plays. Thirty one year old man talking to a kid about how he wants to feel valued and shit. Bro the state of u. God he's too good, he's a pure lolcow. Don't get too many like him anymore
 
easy said:
The staggering irony of chibi saying he needs to 'man up and be responsible' amazing when you consider this is a 30+ year old guy whose first instincts when talking to someone (supposedly, lol) born in 2004 is to latch onto her like an emotional leech and treat her like a therapist-cum-mother.
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Then she gives him nothing but applicable, solid straight up advice (that he solicited multiple times with his WOE IS ME Y EVERYONE LEAVE?!? ME NO FUCK?!?"

And literally all he can say is "Ok. So, videogames and ur tits???"

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I find this interaction with this random on his fb status pretty hilarious.

I love how chibi labelled this catfish as a 'close friend' and nothing more. It's not like he was acting like a total sex pest and exchanged pictures to this close friend or anything.

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GreenHoodieGuy said:
I find this interaction with this random on his fb status pretty hilarious.

I love how chibi labelled this catfish as a 'close friend' and nothing more. It's not like he was acting like a total sex pest and exchanged pictures to this close friend or anything.

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That one made me laugh too. I love watching him manipulate these stories to make himself the victim every time. “Very close friend”. Chibi, you knew her for two months and talked exclusively about vidya, dressing up as vidya characters, your problems, and weird sex fetishes. I’m not saying you can’t decide after a couple months that you have a lot in common with someone and know they’ll be a lasting friend, but he knew nothing about her. “Tried to screenshot our convos and send them to friends”. No bitch, they DID screenshot your convos and send them to KF. Conveniently left out are the part about how he thought she had been 18 for literal days, and all the weird disgusting things he did.

I hate the term “friendzone” cause it’s almost exclusively fags that use it, but it’s interesting to see that he always seems to enjoy wallowing in it. All the girls he hits on he calls “bestie”, they usually have boyfriends but he really thinks he’a getting a food in the door being their “friend”. The last catfish, when she said people were talking about them, his response was something like “why, we’re just friends!”. This was after her vagina and all the things he’d like to shove inside it had already been a focal point of the discussion. And now this girl was a “very good friend”. It’s like a combined symptom of his humiliation fetish and a convenient excuse to disassociate himself from his very malicious intentions with all these very young women.
 
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