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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
I clicked randomly on the video and by luck I found a point where they briefly mention Kiwi Farms.

What I find most interesting about this clip is that Kevin thinks we are ''destroyed" still. I find it kind of baffling that people think the website is still down after the Keffals stuff.
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"God forbid a commune move into god's country"
Phil, the tranch is as much a commune as you are a women and a competent rancher. No one cares that you want to live "off grid" with your harem of stink ditches and field niggers troons. People take umbrage with the fact that you are degenerates that abuse animals through neglect and threaten those that express concern with violence.
 
Last couple of times. I've been through Colorado. It was like California . Same kind of degenerate shit bags. Same kind of overpriced hipster shit. Same kind of poofter food same pro rainbow 🌈✨✨ everything. And this was out in some small supposedly hicktown. Reminded me of a big bear or northern Cali
 
I clicked randomly on the video and by luck I found a point where they briefly mention Kiwi Farms.

What I find most interesting about this clip is that Kevin thinks we are ''destroyed" still. I find it kind of baffling that people think the website is still down after the Keffals stuff.
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There is no fucking way I'd be able to stomach this entire podcast so I appreciate you clipping the only relevant 90 seconds of it. I have to say watching the 2 "women" hosts in just this short clip says a lot about female socialization. You can see the real woman isn't engaged at all and that she looks like she is writing a work email the whole time, but at least she can muster out a nod or two as if she is listening. The troon host on the other hand can't even be bothered to pretend like they give a fuck. He misses half the clip, giving us a full frontal look at his filthy neckbeard nest and doesn't have the decency to mute his mic as he digs his dirty paws into his goldfish cracker bag or whatever it is. Men will always be men.
 
What I find most interesting about this clip is that Kevin thinks we are ''destroyed" still. I find it kind of baffling that people think the website is still down after the Keffals stuff.
These are men who can look in a mirror, see a disgusting, filthy male with unwashed hair, a chin that could go on Rushmore, and a balding fivehead, and see a woman. It's impossible to overestimate the sheer stupidity of what they'll believe.
 
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"God forbid a commune move into god's country"
Phil, the tranch is as much a commune as you are a women and a competent rancher. No one cares that you want to live "off grid" with your harem of stink ditches and field niggers troons. People take umbrage with the fact that you are degenerates that abuse animals through neglect and threaten those that express concern with violence.

You forgot destroying their land and turning it into a dust bowl.
 
I clicked randomly on the video and by luck I found a point where they briefly mention Kiwi Farms.

What I find most interesting about this clip is that Kevin thinks we are ''destroyed" still. I find it kind of baffling that people think the website is still down after the Keffals stuff.
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Of course they're saying we are destroyed. It's easier for them to say that they've won then to admit that they've lost.
 
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Your balls are gone. Your cock is an inverted surgical wound you must forcibly keep open daily. Your inverted cock is not a self-cleaning vagina so you must wash out the acculumated hair, lint, and deadskin - toe jam but inside you - on a regular basis. Your colon might be leaking into your penis-hole. You have fucked up your body's endocrine system by injecting horsepiss to the point it will never function on its own again.

And to top it off you have a shitty MPB undercut.

TFW
 
When the fuck did we get them on the zoning board's RADAR? I think they're equating us with their neighbors tired of the smell of close-proximity trannies.
I like how they think someone has to inform the zoning board about them when what they're doing is visible from space and the zoning board has like one task for a super low population area.

There is no fucking way I'd be able to stomach this entire podcast so I appreciate you clipping the only relevant 90 seconds of it. I have to say watching the 2 "women" hosts in just this short clip says a lot about female socialization. You can see the real woman isn't engaged at all and that she looks like she is writing a work email the whole time, but at least she can muster out a nod or two as if she is listening. The troon host on the other hand can't even be bothered to pretend like they give a fuck. He misses half the clip, giving us a full frontal look at his filthy neckbeard nest and doesn't have the decency to mute his mic as he digs his dirty paws into his goldfish cracker bag or whatever it is. Men will always be men.
I actually really appreciate the other troon being there though, compare his presentation effort to every single one of the Tranch members.
 
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Members of the 2nd Unicorn Battalion rest after a successful raid against Earl's militia. By the end of their deployment the Unicorns had taken over 41% casualties.
 
I honestly fail to see any difference between these pictures and all the other "fat men posing with guns and calling themselves a militia" pictures on the internet.
 
When the fuck did we get them on the zoning board's RADAR? I think they're equating us with their neighbors tired of the smell of close-proximity trannies.
It's great because there is a scenario where they are right and someone overweened and narc'd on them. But in the same vein, it could have been someone connected to the zoning board was just driving around and noticed that their land is vastly different than their neighbors. Or some autistic intern at the zoning office just looking on Google maps and questioning if something was off with the images.

My giggleometer is going off because their scenario is so niche and narrow, but any other scenario that gets them into zoning hell is more likely both qualitatively and quantitively.
 
No one from KF had to tip off the zoning board. Their immediate neighbors are well aware of how thoroughly fucked up the tranchland is. They've been watching this develop in real time over the last couple years. Just as the entire town knows that Phil and the boys are crazy AF and best avoided at all costs.

You can be sure that every person they interact with locally tries to keep that interaction as brief as possible. Including and especially any cashiers that have the misfortune to be on duty and get to ring up their bulk purchases of bachelor snacks.
 
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