𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"
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Literally everyone on the internet needs to calm tf down. Jesus Christ.
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Now someone should ask Musk: what is a woman?
autistic dog
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Let this be a warning to all of the trans you tried to delete the kiwi farms and DONALD TRUMP has been unbanned. Keep pushing and we will ressurecit Hitler live on tiktok!
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You're expecting too much from Twitter users.
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I find it funny that if I said this a month ago, I'd probably be hardware banned. I wonder if this is considered targeted harassment and against terms and services.
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Salt is back on the menu boys! Certified 
by Elon himself.
by Elon himself.
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Listen to all these Nazis. I mean after all if you're on a site run by a Nazi and refuse to leave, that means you're willingly associating with a Nazi. If there are 396.5 million people at a table and 1 Nazi, obviously what you have is 396,500,001 Nazis. Ban the Nazis, Elon!
What a good idea, an edit button because fake news journalists are used to memory holing the stupid shit they said yesterday.
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Well, I'll be dammed. He said he'd do it, he did it and then some.
Well if the parents coerced their kids to be trans, safe to say they wrote their suicide notes too. crap now i feel bad
He said no and should stick to it. Jones has a war of insanity to fight. The less distractions he has the better.
And right on cue. The moment actual equality appears to the ones who bitched about it, they fall apart like a dry sand castle insisting that's not real equality.
Reminder of who Meidas Touch is.
I wonder where that woman is now since she became a meme?
Thank God I didn't join that slop trough when a mutual did years ago. Who knew it'd become the "I'm moving to Canada" of the internet.
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MTG is a drooling idiot who attacked the Farms because she's too fucking dumb a boomer to tell an obvious ruse, but still, the clearly funnier option is to bring her back.
I love when people are so mad their output turns into literal word salad gibberish and you know they're at their keyboards and can't see through the tears of rage.
Tell me this guy isn't about to burst an aneurysm:
I'm pretty sure that's not even English.
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Imagine: we're in a hospital many years ago. A mother has just finished her labor and delivered a healthy son into the world. She's in that hospital bed holding her baby boy for the first time, and just imagining what kind of person he'll be when he grows up. Maybe a police officer, or an astronaut on the ISS, or maybe even the president! She's practically crying as she looks down on her sweet, sweet boy, so innocent, so full of potential.
Now, it's 26 years later. Her little boy has changed his name to "Rachel" and died his hair pink and blue. She hopes it's just a phase. She hopes he'll pull his life together, get a job, meet a nice girl (or boy, she's no prude!) and finally move out of the house, but he keeps saying he can't because of his "anxiety."
As she's leaving for another long shift at the factory, she hears her son swearing and throwing things around his room.
She quickly walks to his door and cracks it open (she won't look inside, not after last time). "Billy, are you okay?"
"MY NAME IS RACHEL YOU FUCKING BITCH! And no, I'm not alright, that fascist monster Trump was unbanned! My life is basically over! Just leave me alone you fucking transphobic cunt!"
She doesn't say a word as she walks away. By the time she hits the front door, she's weeping. "How did this happen?" she thinks. "Where did I go wrong?"
Now, imagine that story playing out several thousand times, with slightly different names and details, all over the nation. It's both sad and, at the same time, really, really fuckin' funny.
Now, it's 26 years later. Her little boy has changed his name to "Rachel" and died his hair pink and blue. She hopes it's just a phase. She hopes he'll pull his life together, get a job, meet a nice girl (or boy, she's no prude!) and finally move out of the house, but he keeps saying he can't because of his "anxiety."
As she's leaving for another long shift at the factory, she hears her son swearing and throwing things around his room.
She quickly walks to his door and cracks it open (she won't look inside, not after last time). "Billy, are you okay?"
"MY NAME IS RACHEL YOU FUCKING BITCH! And no, I'm not alright, that fascist monster Trump was unbanned! My life is basically over! Just leave me alone you fucking transphobic cunt!"
She doesn't say a word as she walks away. By the time she hits the front door, she's weeping. "How did this happen?" she thinks. "Where did I go wrong?"
Now, imagine that story playing out several thousand times, with slightly different names and details, all over the nation. It's both sad and, at the same time, really, really fuckin' funny.
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Musk bringing the 44 billion dollar content 
CapricornusRex
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Look at all those happy faces. Not a drop of neon hair dye or a single soy smile amongst the bunch.
I love when people like Emily behave like they know everything. Fucking trannies used tranny for decades before twitter troons ruined it. It was an easy way to differentiate oneself from transvestites. Someone clearly doesn't know anyone who lived in 80s SF or NYC.
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This ADL piece of shit is getting ripped apart in the replies. The planet is healing.
https://twitter.com/JGreenblattADL/status/1594161768905015298 (It's not letting me archive)
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Imagine running the Anti-Defamation League while being more of an anti-Semitic stereotype than an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon.
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It's literally just some dude getting his fucking Twitter account back. I fucking hate everyone on that stupid website, I'd pay 44 billion just to shut it down. That's what I'd do if I have Musk's wealth. I'd go around buying social media when they get too big and then kill them.