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[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Not sure where to post this so I'm just putting it here since scientists discovering water is wet doesn't really deserve its own thread.

Researchers from Iran found 9 out of 10 MtF troons have a personality disorder with almost two thirds being narcissists.

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Full article here: https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/ab15/994bc5689c64d2fa37768569d5051af98fd2.pdf

I have no doubt that they're onto something, but I do want to caution fellow Farmers about taking research from Iran as gospel truth. Iran is among the top 3 countries for retracted papers.

 

[Punished Neco]

So this creature came onto my radar when they called out Keffals.
>Came out as Trans
>3/3 of their children also come out as trans soon after
>Totally not groomed guys, you're just delusional.

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I wonder what the statistical probability of this even happening is.
I will not be posting the topless pictures they posted on Twitter, I never want to see them again.

 

[PineappleProse]

I am nearsighted and I admit I don't know whether or not this is actually Johnny Depp. Can someone please clarify?

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If this is Johnny Depp, then he has been dead for the last five years and rotting away underground before he emerged as an HIV-ridden zombie. Or it could be just another uncanny valley troon with access to enough Botox and fillers to murder a whole herd of elephants. Either way, this picture will haunt my nightmares.

 

[veritarded]

Also... content for /r/thathappened...

could it be the AI associates “cute waifu” with troons because 90% of them have an obsession with anime? i hope so because that’d make it even funnier. if your image gets captioned with anything anime related it means the AI thinks you’re a fat basement dwelling redditor weeaboo troon.

 

[cat merchant]

And here we have a trans student who claims that he gets boners in the girl’s locker room.


Notice which comments the subreddit mods remove and which ones they don’t.


I have a hunch that those girls only said that they’re okay with him being in the locker room so they don’t look “transphobic”.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

"Is there anything I can do to prepare in case something uncomfortable for me happens?"

Emphasis mine. The self-obsession is disturbing. Never mind how awkward and uncomfortable it would be for a bunch of teenaged girls to have to change in front of a peer with an erection, it's ALL about the troon's comfort.

Also, I don't have a penis and never have, so perhaps someone can explain to me what a "euphoria erection" is and how it's different than a regular arousal erection.

This has to stop. He's not even on HRT. Surely there's a line somewhere.

Also, none of these people can bring themselves to say "penis" but we're supposed to believe that they're mature enough to make irreversible decisions about their bodily integrity?

 

[Protistology]

Also, I don't have a penis and never have, so perhaps someone can explain to me what a "euphoria erection" is and how it's different than a regular arousal erection.

One gets you arrested, the other gets you women's sport scholarships.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

Honestly this one is just sad. A they/them got mixed up with a completely disabled and equally clueless man and now they’re both homeless, so naturally they come to Reddit to cry and scream about how they can’t do anything but need a better job and how they’re not leaving behind their cripple because they’re ~trauma-bonded~. Notice that there’s no age listed for their partner and no description of what’s wrong with him so I’m guessing middle aged deathfat. The thing that made me post this is the crying about how school “isn’t an option” tbh like jfc have your cripple do it for you, unless he’s retarded too.

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i feel the need to point out that you don't need GED or diploma to grow produce or to apply for organic certification in america.
it's so easy to sell produce that there is actually an issue with people buying produce from farmer's markets and wrongfully pretend it's theirs.
you can walk in with a basket of produce and they will buy it from you if the produce manager agrees, often with no testing or certification.

"my mom grew food all the time and fed us on food stamps"
she's actually glorifying her mom's accomplishment while sitting like a flat tire on the street with a cripple.
how does talking about your mom's hardships make it seem like you do good? it doesn't. she's not you. you're you.

"i don't eat anymore i just dab and drink monster, since eating hurts anyway."
after watching her mother struggle to put food on the table, she has paid that back by dabbing and saying she doesn't need to eat anymore.

instead of buying food stamps or going to a shelter, this bitch took the little money she had and blew out on energy drinks and dabs.
cripple is just condoning it like he's equally worthless. people have their whole leg cut off and do way more than that crippled munchie.

 

[Great Monkey King]

“Tenacity” is/was an admin of a real shitshow of a leftbook group on Facebook that broke down and was archived. I’m sure this guy has made it to the thread before, I remember seeing him in a few of these groups. View attachment 3836169 Look at the size of them boots wow That group broke down when one of the admins committed a heckin microaggression and didn’t self-crit fast enough, which snowballed into thousands of gender-special people screeching. (cis ppl please dni with this post)

Look, this is late and I’m sorry but I have to know: when did the definition of lesbian become “non-men attracted to non-men”? This whole men vs women turning into men vs non-men is something I’ve seen several times recently. Why is it that now there are only men and non-men? How did this come about? Is this the response to the right’s “what is a woman?” question that keeps being thrown out? Simply stop using the word woman? I mean, it’s obviously related to the whole trans and gender special bullshit but is it a new thing? Seriously, what the fuck.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Class, this is a fantastic example of what we call "sophistry". It's when a subject gets argued so far into the semantic weeds that people start confusing smug, moronic point-scoring with actual insightful thoughts. If we're going that dumb, we need to construct houses to account for us spontaneously combusting due to quantum fluctuation. Maybe next we could debate what the definition of "is" is. How could you possibly understand anyone when they speak? After all, there are an infinite number of ways to pronounce the schwa! My slight difference from yours means it's no longer the same sound.

Or.....everyone fucking knows what a chair is. And everyone fucking knows what a woman is.

 

[Bluefeet]

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Is that the manual for an air fryer or bread machine on his bed?

You're gonna get more lesbians with fresh-baked bread than anything else showing in that mirror.

It looks like an air fryer. I think I have that model.

 

[The Magnificence]

If this is Johnny Depp, then he has been dead for the last five years and rotting away underground before he emerged as an HIV-ridden zombie. Or it could be just another uncanny valley troon with access to enough Botox and fillers to murder a whole herd of elephants. Either way, this picture will haunt my nightmares.

...don't be silly. It's that gal from Aerosmith.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

...don't be silly. It's that gal from Aerosmith.

Hey, Axl Rose doesn't deserve this.

 

[Chandelier]

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At the moment I can't bring you as many of these female orgasm enjoying ladies as I would like to, so you'll have to settle for the last one there for now:
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Faye gets "mind blowing orgasms" but only produces "a little bit of fluid." Sucks he'll never actually know what our orgasms entail. In any case, I'd love to know what "estrogen orgasms" are, and how these obvious males think they can get off the way women do.

Amelia Crowley, Eris Apparent and Elia Jay Scott are definitely worth looking into. You can immediately clock them as male.

No boys, you can't have a female orgasm because you aren't female. I really wonder how their talk about their "mind blowing orgasms" compared to the admission they "don't get a lot of fluid." Our orgasms are based on clitoral stimulation, a thing they don't have. Maybe other female Kiwis can chime in, but I've never had limbs go numb or "tasted colours." Your partner would have to be pretty damn good or your sex toy is doing all the work.

Faye Mikah's admission he only gets a bit of cum makes me laugh, though..

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Class, this is a fantastic example of what we call "sophistry". It's when a subject gets argued so far into the semantic weeds that people start confusing smug, moronic point-scoring with actual insightful thoughts. If we're going that dumb, we need to construct houses to account for us spontaneously combusting due to quantum fluctuation. Maybe next we could debate what the definition of "is" is. How could you possibly understand anyone when they speak? After all, there are an infinite number of ways to pronounce the schwa! My slight difference from yours means it's no longer the same sound.

Or.....everyone fucking knows what a chair is. And everyone fucking knows what a woman is.

This is why you don't ever play their little games like this. I don't have to describe what stairs are. I don't have to describe what a cloud is. I don't have to describe what a dog is. I point at a dog and say "that's a dog" and you know it's a dog. Words are fucking gay.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Faye gets "mind blowing orgasms" but only produces "a little bit of fluid." Sucks he'll never actually know what our orgasms entail. In any case, I'd love to know what "estrogen orgasms" are, and how these obvious males think they can get off the way women do.

Amelia Crowley, Eris Apparent and Elia Jay Scott are definitely worth looking into. You can immediately clock them as male.

No boys, you can't have a female orgasm because you aren't female. I really wonder how their talk about their "mind blowing orgasms" compared to the admission they "don't get a lot of fluid." Our orgasms are based on clitoral stimulation, a thing they don't have. Maybe other female Kiwis can chime in, but I've never had limbs go numb or "tasted colours." Your partner would have to be pretty damn good or your sex toy is doing all the work.

Faye Mikah's admission he only gets a bit of cum makes me laugh, though..

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The only orgasms I have ever had like that involved psychedelics and I assume it’s more attributable to them than TEEHEE OMG E THE MIRACLE MOLECULE.

Also, my BC pills are pretty high estrogen and I noticed absolutely no difference in my orgasms from before…so chalk this one up to cum brained idiots blowing their brain loads to an all-encompassing fetish.

 

[one_time_user]

Faye gets "mind blowing orgasms" but only produces "a little bit of fluid." Sucks he'll never actually know what our orgasms entail. In any case, I'd love to know what "estrogen orgasms" are, and how these obvious males think they can get off the way women do.

Amelia Crowley, Eris Apparent and Elia Jay Scott are definitely worth looking into. You can immediately clock them as male.

No boys, you can't have a female orgasm because you aren't female. I really wonder how their talk about their "mind blowing orgasms" compared to the admission they "don't get a lot of fluid." Our orgasms are based on clitoral stimulation, a thing they don't have. Maybe other female Kiwis can chime in, but I've never had limbs go numb or "tasted colours." Your partner would have to be pretty damn good or your sex toy is doing all the work.

Faye Mikah's admission he only gets a bit of cum makes me laugh, though..

I just get ringing ears, ice cream headaches and the inability to pee for 10 minutes. It pains me to learn that I have been doing it wrong and I am grateful these men can correct me.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

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Class, this is a fantastic example of what we call "sophistry". It's when a subject gets argued so far into the semantic weeds that people start confusing smug, moronic point-scoring with actual insightful thoughts. If we're going that dumb, we need to construct houses to account for us spontaneously combusting due to quantum fluctuation. Maybe next we could debate what the definition of "is" is. How could you possibly understand anyone when they speak? After all, there are an infinite number of ways to pronounce the schwa! My slight difference from yours means it's no longer the same sound.

Or.....everyone fucking knows what a chair is. And everyone fucking knows what a woman is.

They either do this nonsense or say that because XX=vagina and XY=penis is true in only 99.9% of cases, it is no longer an effective way to distinguish between sexes. When I see your “girl-bulge”, I know with at least 99.9% certainty that you are male.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So this creature came onto my radar when they called out Keffals.
>Came out as Trans
>3/3 of their children also come out as trans soon after
>Totally not groomed guys, you're just delusional.

I wonder what the statistical probability of this even happening is.

We discussed this in rapist Liz Fong-Jones's thread (the statistical probability, not Liz Fong-Jones's rapes and sexual assaults, although we have also discussed Liz Fong-Jones's rapes and sexual assaults and Honeycomb.io's endorsement of Liz Fong-Jones' rapes and sexual assaults) and basically if you grant it a "reasonable" probability based merely on troon population estimates then it's pretty much astronomical. But I argue that it's actually a more absurd claim, they're trying to imply that they've genetically passed this down to their children and I consider this to actually be false on its face rather than worthy of statistical analysis. If troonery actually was genetic we would have seen far more instances of this by now, it would be identifiable like say Cystic Fibrosis or something. (As an aside, Liz Fong-Jones does rapes and sexual assaults to a high statistical probability.)

Faye gets "mind blowing orgasms" but only produces "a little bit of fluid." Sucks he'll never actually know what our orgasms entail. In any case, I'd love to know what "estrogen orgasms" are, and how these obvious males think they can get off the way women do.

No boys, you can't have a female orgasm because you aren't female. I really wonder how their talk about their "mind blowing orgasms" compared to the admission they "don't get a lot of fluid." Our orgasms are based on clitoral stimulation, a thing they don't have. Maybe other female Kiwis can chime in, but I've never had limbs go numb or "tasted colours." Your partner would have to be pretty damn good or your sex toy is doing all the work.

I'd argue there's actually a more amusing aspect than needing to know what females actually experience, their dispute is also with what males already experience, they're essentially saying that all their personal experience with females is the performance of porn. They're trying to setup an implied trap where any male who says "I've never seen that from a woman" gets hit with "well, guess you weren't good enough" and therefore will not dispute the claim by another male of what females experience. (Obviously as a Kiwi Farms poster all women experience mind-blowing orgasms with me. Particularly when I read out loud from the Kiwi Farms.)

This is aside from the fact that we're supposed to believe that the known and specific biological features of the male orgasm such as the refractory period can be negated and overridden purely by increasing the amount of estrogen in the adult body. ("It's just science, we can't know how it works!") As if men who aren't trans would be totally ignoring this "secret" benefit when we've seen how a heart pill with an erection increasing side effect has been treated by the market. Easy multiple mind-blowing orgasms with little to no ejaculation? Yeah, no guy is going to want that. Especially not coomer guys. Definitely totally not coomer incels or virgins obsessed with porn. Only true and honest young girls finally experiencing girlhood for the first time could want that.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Class, this is a fantastic example of what we call "sophistry". It's when a subject gets argued so far into the semantic weeds that people start confusing smug, moronic point-scoring with actual insightful thoughts. If we're going that dumb, we need to construct houses to account for us spontaneously combusting due to quantum fluctuation. Maybe next we could debate what the definition of "is" is. How could you possibly understand anyone when they speak? After all, there are an infinite number of ways to pronounce the schwa! My slight difference from yours means it's no longer the same sound.

Or.....everyone fucking knows what a chair is. And everyone fucking knows what a woman is.

Graham is a moron without critical thinking skills himself though, and he lets them score these easy points because of a combo of that and no sense/self-restraint. He put this loose, flappy, dumb definition out there like a big slob. Let's see what Webster says:

A piece of furniture designed to accommodate one sitting or reclining person, providing support for the back and often the arms and typically standing on four legs.

The first thing it includes is that it is a constructed item (a piece of furniture.) Let's see a sophist troon slip one past the formal definition.