🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
'They (the insurance company) just this week got pictures of the car finally"
Ignoring the poor syntax, wouldn't it have been up to Pissa to get the photos in to her insurance? That's usually done online these days anyway.
PL, but I had the misfortune of being in a pretty bad wreck last summer. My insurance required pics of both vehicles to determine fault and the initial damage assessment. They definitely don't send an insurance adjuster out to you anymore. You take photos with your phone and either email them or upload them straight into your insurance company's app.

Has she talked about what happened during the "wreak"? The fact that she hasn't sent the photos to her insurance just tells me 1) the wreck was definitely her fault, 2) it's possible there was no other driver involved. Maybe she hit a concrete pillar or something? I can't imagine dragging my feet over anything involving restoring the most expensive thing I own, which I also need to get to work and make a living? I definitely wouldn't be sitting twiddling my thumbs while the other driver (at-fault or not) involved in the wreck waited 3 months to send pics to her insurance.
 
In what world does turning electricity on cost hundreds of dollars? Are they running a line in from the street? Did fairy god auntie not pay several months of bills back in the day? Is she really just grifting a generator? This is confusing
Sometimes they require deposits, especially if you've ever been late paying your bill. I assume there's no power there now and it's been off a while so it also might take someone coming out to check on things before they just go ahead and turn it back on. That's when she's going to find out how deep the shit she's in is, when they discover the wiring in that hellhole is rotted.
 
Sometimes they require deposits, especially if you've ever been late paying your bill. I assume there's no power there now and it's been off a while so it also might take someone coming out to check on things before they just go ahead and turn it back on. That's when she's going to find out how deep the shit she's in is, when they discover the wiring in that hellhole is rotted.
Mice love eating wires.
Meth heads love stealing wires.
There is no possible way that there are no problems with the electricity, even if it were up to code.

Yesterday was supposed to be casa cleaning day, wasn't it? She's been awfully silent about it.
Maybe she ran out of spoons for Twitter after all the work she had to do (lol)... Or maybe the aunt saw her going into the casa and asked her just wtf she was doing.
Or maybe the family men dropped her off with trash bags and expected her to clean up by herself.
It's definitely something embarrassing, else she would have talked about it.
 
The power company in her area requires a deposit to start new service, and that deposit depends on your credit (Polissa's sucks) and history with the company. I suspect she's been late many times. https://florenceal.org/utilities/florence_utilities_department/service_policies_handbook.php

Since she had to pay a deposit to get utilities connected in her current place, it will be refunded minus the final bill. Per their website, "When an account is closed, the deposit is credited toward the final bill, and any credit balance is refunded to the customer." I suspect she's not mentioning this because she's either unaware or she's trying to scam more money from people.

There is federal and local assistance for paying utility bills, as listed here: https://florenceal.org/utilities/florence_utilities_department/new_page.php

Edited to add:

"Penalties for Driving Without Car Insurance in Alabama​

If you violate Alabama's Mandatory Liability Insurance law, you could face a fine of up to $500 for a first offense. A second (and subsequent) violation can result in a $1,000 fine and/or the suspension of your driver's license for six months. "


She's either failed to pay her car insurance twice, and is now at risk of losing her license, or she's misleading people for more money. It's possible she's stupid enough to believe her car insurance will give her money, and is continuing to pay insurance while she's waiting.
 
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So many cows have the "X" bill grift that I wonder, don't any of these people have Budget Pay? Where they estimate your usage based on past bills and just charge you a flat rate each month so you don't have those massive swings in the extreme heat or cold?

Ah, decided to not be a lazy ass and checked. Yes, Alabama Power does have a budget pay program. However you must be eligible and it requires a log in to see what they require. Fuckin' A, so many issues could be avoided with just a teensy bit of research and don't even TELL me they don't have programs to keep the lights and heat on for tin-can dwellers in fucking Alabama of all places.

Nice to be back (again ffs lmao),
 
LIHEAP is also an option in Alabama. She could've got her heating or cooling covered at least partially on the government dime since she's on the dole. It's mostly weatherproofing too IIRC.

She's so bad at taking advantage of welfare, I swear. I was gonna type "unless it involved food" but then I remembered all the times that she refused to go to food banks or left prematurely because not being able to pee for a couple hours was too much for her. She probably only wants to keep SNAP for all that "free" Mello Yello and Jimmy Dean. If only food banks had Mello Yello!

She has been in bad wrecks herself before (found at fault, at that!) and has claimed to dissociate and suffer from "brain fog" while driving. Between those and that she has not been driving anyway because of her hysterectomy, being on "medicine," Joh crashing the car, etc, why the fuck should paying car insurance be a priority? She doesn't even have a car! I suppose she's just been lazy and that's why she hasn't bothered to submit the paperwork. Why do important stuff when there's Netflix to watch?

Polly has been mostly quiet on Twitter this weekend. I want to hope that one of her man slaves told her that she needs to clean up, but I think she would've cried more about it if she was "forced" to clean her own "home."
 
Someone (family) must have come through with cat food and laundry soap since she's not screeching about it. I suppose being Poorlissa, she can get by without litter and poor Dobby and Gomez are just eating the other cats' food. I'm kind of shocked we haven't had another pet die yet.
 
Someone (family) must have come through with cat food and laundry soap since she's not screeching about it. I suppose being Poorlissa, she can get by without litter and poor Dobby and Gomez are just eating the other cats' food. I'm kind of shocked we haven't had another pet die yet.

I just realized that her tugboat came in last week. Of course she was still begging right after and she claims that the tugboat takes up all her expenses, but you can't tell me that between her and Joh's work that they can't cough up something for laundry detergent? Could be that or her family pinched in. A lot of her begging screams "skimming the pot." Get "free" litter, get "free" litter money from elsewhere!

I think Gomez will be dead by the end of the year. She's been talking about him more often (overall; she tends to ignore him for other things)

File this under "exhibit A why Polissa is a lolcow"

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"No help came! Should I abandon my account? Twitter is nothing but poverty porn now [even though I talk about nothing but how omg so poor I am]! Anyway, here's my CashApp! Those Jimmy Dean bowls don't fund themselves!"
 
She expends more effort begging than she would if she got some WFH call center or data entry job. Imagine: you spend a few hours a day answering a phone or typing stuff into a computer while your mangy, malnourished pride writhe around you... you don't even have to leave the Candida Castle! Plus, you get paid more for an hour than you do for a month of begging! And you can earn 5-6x that every day, 5-6 days a week!
Dude she could even e beg WHILE doing her wfh job!
 
If she does abandon her current account, she probably won't be too hard to find. Hopefully this week is more eventful than last week, is there anything on the docket that would cause her to flip her shit?
 
The photo won't attach but Mrs. Too-Good-For-Rice-And-Beans talked about her grocery expenses for the week.

"I spent $123 on making Enchilada Soup, and Chicken Stew, breakfast items, a few snacks and drinks. It wasn't enough to last a week. I miss the days I could get a weeks worth of food for $75. That was my prepandemic cost."
 
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The photo won't attach but Mrs. Too-Good-For-Rice-And-Beans talked about her grocery expenses for the week.

"I spent $123 on making Enchilada Soup, and Chicken Stew, breakfast items, a few snacks and drinks. It wasn't enough to last a week. I miss the days I could get a weeks worth of food for $75. That was my prepandemic cost

I was grabbing the screencap for you, screencapping her political rees du jour as I went along, only to come across this curveball:

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Polly not only claims to be pan sexual now but would also fuck an alien or a demi god I mean “demidod.” Whew lad.

Here is the food cap, by the way:

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The original tweet made me go “bitch please” considering the store brand Saltines are just as fine for 2/3 of the price and fucker bought salmon and Haagen Daaz

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Dunno if any of this shit is on sale, but just from what I can see I know ways to reduce this guy’s bill just looking at his cart. The inflation is high but it’s possible to find good bargains still. Salmon is not it. Just saying.
 
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I was grabbing the screencap for you, screencapping her political rees du jour as I went along, only to come across this curveball:

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Polly not only claims to be pan sexual now but would also fuck an alien or a demi god I mean “demidod.” Whew lad.

Here is the food cap, by the way:

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The original tweet made me go “bitch please” considering the store brand Saltines are just as fine for 2/3 of the price and fucker bought salmon and Haagen Daaz

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Dunno if any of this shit is on sale, but just from what I can see I know ways to reduce this guy’s bill just looking at his cart. The inflation is high but it’s possible to find good bargains still. Salmon is not it. Just saying.
Holy shit, there's so much wrong with this basket. At first glance, the bag of kale- get stalks of kale and cut them up? If you're just looking for nutritious greens, spinach is often cheaper than kale and very nutritious. The veggie platter on the bottom of the cart is fucking stupid as hell and expensive. C'mon, this person didn't even try to budget.
 
Dunno if any of this shit is on sale, but just from what I can see I know ways to reduce this guy’s bill just looking at his cart. The inflation is high but it’s possible to find good bargains still. Salmon is not it. Just saying.

(Hi! Missed you all in this thread, gonna go back in the thread and see what's happened in the land of Polly Pocket and her serf, Joh).

The name brand saltines? A little pack of salmon? Pre-cut greens and veggies? Haagen-Daaz? What looks like name-brand surgary cereal up there in the top of the cart? Almonds? Bruh. If you're really broke and not just showing off your cart for internet pity points, you're not buying that shit. Grocery costs have gone up, absolutely, no denying it, and some people need to adjust their shopping habits or stfu.

If you're just looking for nutritious greens, spinach is often cheaper than kale and very nutritious.

And tastes better anyway (kale sucks, fight me).
 
Sometimes they require deposits, especially if you've ever been late paying your bill. I assume there's no power there now and it's been off a while so it also might take someone coming out to check on things before they just go ahead and turn it back on. That's when she's going to find out how deep the shit she's in is, when they discover the wiring in that hellhole is rotted.
My local power provider bases deposits on credit score. With good credit, deposits are hardly required but if they are,they are small...
Bad credit, you might pay several months in advance vis a vis the deposit amount
 
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