[3-8-16] Phil plans to launch another failed gofund me.

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Did you get your prostate removed too, Phil?
Remember you said that you couldn't ride because of your balls and prostate.
 
We should launch a GoFundMe of our own to hire a really good hitman and finish the job that we couldn't do with the drive-by.
 
Frenda said:
is it just me or are phil's posts gradually becoming more and more incomprehensible? it feels like i'm looking at a collection of letters allegedly written by a deteriorating schizophrenic
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I thought it was just me struggling to read it due to being sick and unfocussed. Not sure if it's good or bad to know that it's not just me...
 
Ruin said:
Oh lord he seriously believes a castration is gender seassignment surgery. How does he dress himself?
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His strategy has always been to not take his old clothes off. Sure, they get all nasty and dirty, but at least he doesn't have to put any effort into figuring out how to put on pants.
 
Alex Krycek said:
Actually how do inanimate objects and (allegedly) non-existent sex organs dominate a year?
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Yeah, what would that even look like?

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as much as I hate the idea of phil getting what he wanted it's still so satisfying to witness eugenics at work
 
Just because Chris e-begs for shit and gets it doesn't mean it'll work for you, Phil. Why do you always have to copy Chris? Are you really so retarded that you have to ape other retards when they do retarded shit? Also, Chris most likely bought what he was begging for and lied about getting it as a gift. At least lying is something you're used to doing. And none of us are going to buy that you got bottom surgery until we see real proof, regardless of how horrifying it'll be to see your mutilated grundle.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Phil take a picture with a bike within the last 6-8 months, claiming it was his? Where'd that bike go?
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If it's the pic I'm think of, it wasn't his, it was one just sitting there which he implied was his.
 
I Just Want to See Attachments said:
So, wait, if Phil is going to match each donation then why doesn't he just skip that whole deal and ask for $450 straight up? I mean, he's going to end up paying half out of his own pocket regardless.
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Because companies use this ploy to raise for charities, Phil, in his autistic reasoning, might think this might raise more funds than straight up begging $450.
 
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