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NBC also claimed that the Christchurch shooter Brenton Tarrant posted his incoherent manifesto on here first, not 8chan. This is the kind of mainstream news the Canadian taxpayers are forced to prop up.

I bet Lucas has some friends in the upper management of this worthless fake news site. What compels a news site to spend so much time and money to suck the stink ditch of a autogynephile? They're willing to tarnish their non-existent credibility just to appease this eunuch. It's not enough that we drove 9874735 trannies to the 41% [fake number but also not high enough], we also killed a bunch of Muslims, we probably did the Holocaust, the crusades, we caused the earthquake that screwed up the Fukushima power plant and we probably caused the biblical floods that prompted Noah to build his ark, just to survive the Kiwifarms menace.
 
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Trans_Catboy, one of Luke's orbiters, is balding from her HRT.
She is only 20 years old.

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Man up and lose your hair. Why cut your tits and cry about waaah I still have ovaries if you can't handle a little receding hairline? Right, because she still likes to do her hair, makeup, and things like that. Pathetic.
 
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"I can't take it, the people following me in Lego video game ruined it for me. I'm ending the stream!"

I know he's playing it up, but the question is how much? He does seem actually uncomfortable with the fact he's not in 100% control of the situation.
I wonder if he would legitimately cry playing an anarchy server.
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It's a well-assumed factoid that many Kiwifarmers played with Lego as children, definitively proving that Lego is a transphobic neo-nazi training tool
 
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"Ban anyone gangstalkin' me, Real Tawk".
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As someone with scoliosis, an actual hunchback, these memes please me and make me feel a lot better my back isn't as fucked up as Lucas'.
 
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NBC News reposted their story on Keffals at Twitchcon on FB again. It's getting a lot of attention compared to their other posts. Here's a selection of some of the comments in reply to the post. People are not having it lol.
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People are not having it because they have other things to worry about, like being able to afford rent, groceries and gas for their cars. These idiots keep trying to make Fetch happen again but it’s over, it’s not happening and keffloppal’s 5 minutes of fame is up.
 
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As someone with scoliosis, an actual hunchback, these memes please me and make me feel a lot better my back isn't as fucked up as Lucas'.
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Technically that doesn't make you a hunchback, because a hunchback is someone with kyphosis, a different curvature of the spine. Also there's literally nothing wrong (morally) with being a hunchback unless you're Lucas anyway.
 
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Oh boy does he really wanna get his dirty laundry exposed...
Lucas, while we might not attempt to do any form of heinous act you accuse us in (hell I doubt we even can to hand all that we know to police withough being laughed at, really), but... jumping at Rakieta, now Keemstar, plus your plans on "ration" Tucker Carllson... say are you suicidal all of a sudden? You really wanna get that prison treatment you deserve, don't you?

By all means, continue, make us proud of ya and achieve the jail sentense. I'll even pray for that.
 
BelUwUga said:
I know that we all already know this but they say good science is replication. Using the above image and the open-source GIMP I can prove that yellow isn't the only unflattering color. As a matter of fact I think I build a fair case that all colors would be unflattering for my boy Luke!
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Probably best to avoid mentioning gimps when talking to/about lucas. He might become aroused and begin seething with male jelly.

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