Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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For the first time in months, maybe years, I don't want to read this thread. "Hot load?" Seriously? Stephanie , who has likely never even kissed someone, is a total pornsick coomer meme, talmbout the "hot load" of a basic tweaker-looking guy with poodle hair who murdered some people. Right after she was crying like a little bitch because some guy who shot people in Buffalo bought a gun from a shop down the street from her house.

Also got to love how KF is living utterly rent-free in her mind LMAO, even after she thinks it's been taken down. The idea of the farms watching (or not) is the only thing she's actually being haunted by.
 
The ghost harem is my favourite Staph story arc, so I am beyond excited for the sequel. Which ghost husband though? I want to say Dahmer, but the talk of rekindling came after some Ramirez posting. If it's Dahmer then I hope to hear about the difficult conversation they have to have about how he ran away with Michael Jackson. How will she learn to trust him after that?

Oh yeah, its not real.

Also, god damn this splitting of woke on main/problematic on private. It really speaks volumes about how her wokeiness is a façade.

Like other cows, all they have to do is open another browser window and check if Kiwi Farms is still there before they post on Twitter about it being gone, but that would involve leaving the safe bubble of Twitter's version of reality.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Staph who was JUST (correctly, for once in her life) posturing on main about how it's messed up nobody ever takes Dahmer's victims' family into account when they put out a new bit of media?

I can't be arsed to go through too many pages looking for it since the Farms are still a little janky when it comes to loading a bunch of images, but I did find this (literally a week ago) at the very least. Oh yeah Stapphy, you're deeply ashamed of how much you wanted to bone serial killers, so guilty about it, surely it was only because you were a young and vulnerable QueerTM exploring your gender(????).
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Staph who was JUST (correctly, for once in her life) posturing on main about how it's messed up nobody ever takes Dahmer's victims' family into account when they put out a new bit of media?

I can't be arsed to go through too many pages looking for it since the Farms are still a little janky when it comes to loading a bunch of images, but I did find this (literally a week ago) at the very least. Oh yeah Stapphy, you're deeply ashamed of how much you wanted to bone serial killers, so guilty about it, surely it was only because you were a young and vulnerable QueerTM exploring your gender(????).

I got you fam.

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Tweets that are just a matter of days apart.
 
It seems strange to proclaim your extreme sexual attraction to a socially-inept murderer with poor hygiene, and then follow it up by saying how you're deathly afraid of the ultimate evil: some spergs on a gossip forum.
 
Did Stapphy try her vewwy first cigarette now that she's living in her First Big Girl Apartment all on her ownsies?

My vote is for Dahmer. Staph is profoundly influenced by pop culture and that trash special about him has been all over the place lately.
 
Did Stapphy try her vewwy first cigarette now that she's living in her First Big Girl Apartment all on her ownsies?

My vote is for Dahmer. Staph is profoundly influenced by pop culture and that trash special about him has been all over the place lately.
She literally made Paimon her demon bro for a while and called him King Paimon like that horror movie Hereditary.
 
She literally made Paimon her demon bro for a while and called him King Paimon like that horror movie Hereditary.
I know I was literally just like "lol rent free," and so the joke's on me, but when that movie came out I KNEW Paimon was going to pop up in her thread lol. That kind of behavior (identifying with and emulating media hardcore, and being flighty about it) is cringe when it's minors on Tumblr, but when adults are doing it for years? It actually seems like she's regressing.

Stephanie reminds me of Tess Holliday, who obviously has major issues (super morbid obesity and clinical narcissism, I'm guessing) but neither of those are fashionable so now she's claiming to be anorexic and an abuse survivor.
Stephanie has obviously got some sped related difficulties, mentally and possibly physically, and has this sped housing and her parents bringing her groceries. But instead of showing off her actual bona fides she's like "IM AN INTERSEXED TREE IN A DIAPER WHO HAS PRETEND SEX"
 
Stephanie has obviously got some sped related difficulties, mentally and possibly physically, and has this sped housing and her parents bringing her groceries. But instead of showing off her actual bona fides she's like "IM AN INTERSEXED TREE IN A DIAPER WHO HAS PRETEND SEX"
I think that's one of the more interesting aspects of her.
Like no one here would be surprised if she revealed she was in fact a FAS baby and suffered genuine incontinence issues because of it.
But since neither of those things are uwu stunning brave things to have, she lies about it and says shes this and that.

Like, it's just so surreal to want to have these disabilities and disorders, oh but not THOSE, those are lame, I have THESE. Pitty me uwu, but don't you dare make fun of me for saying I have them...

I don't know, it's why I'm so drawn to her thread, I've never seen such an inept narcissist. It's truly fascinating.
 
Twitter dump! We've got woke pseudoscience, her "soul retrieval," and how she still hates her dad.

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No one wants to know about your masturbation habits, Staph.
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Fat.
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She was responding to a generic horoscope post like it was actually meaningful. And the new companion is just the re-addition of Dahmer, right?
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She does have a point that true crime interest has literally always been a thing forever.

But I am laughing out loud at the "my spirit guides like Tumblr". She just loves her echo chambers.

Also, come on Staph - do you know jack shit about Islam? Been paying attention to global news recently where a girl in a Muslim country was arrested, tortured, raped, had her intestines stolen, and the corpse stolen from her family so they couldn't bury her? Where another one was murdered for not wearing hijab correctly?

Conservative Christianity is a fucking travesty but at least honor killings aren't a mainstream thing in Alabama.
 
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