💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Someone on the OnAForums saw it too. They posted this screenshot:

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I can't find it anywhere online. He looks so fat and greasy here, like he ran up three flights of stairs right before they turned the camera on.
I'm pretty sure this was filmed in his hovel in front of a green screen, I remember him tweeting about it ages ago.
Patrick is like the mayor in Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs. Every time you see him, he's gotten fatter. Soon, he'll need to retreat to the oceans to support his massive, jelly-like bulk, stalkers. :tomlinson:
 
An audacious 16 tweet thread to literally nobody who gives a shit. Gotta love our Rick. Hurry up and finish your Tiny Tim abomination so I can enjoy the ridicule to follow.
 
The greatest evidence this is fake. To emulate Rick's writing style would require reading his books, and why would his hyperkiller have paid and spent enough time reading these books to do so? Hell, I'm still not convinced anyone has actually read his books, just got the highlights from someone else.
No kidding. I try my hand at pat posting here on occasion and if you go beyond a sentence or maybe two it gets real hard. Arguably even anything beyond just copy pasting his shit is too creative as well. I'm at a loss on how to get better at it too besides giving myself actual brain damage while hanging upside down and binge watching Marvel movies and modern Star Trek.
 
i dunno about you guys but i'm actually quite upset about queen elizabeth's death, fatty patty actually fucked me off with this tweet, only minutes after it was announced
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like, there's a time and a place for these jokes, 65 million people have just lost probably the one constant figurehead in their lives and fatty decides 2 minutes and 13 seconds after said woman dies, he's cracking wise. at least null waited a few hours.
 
Forgive me if this may have been posted, you can rate me late because I’m not that well versed in the Fatricksphere. However, tonight probably one of the most surreal experiences of my life ever happened to me. I turn on my TV as I’m preparing to go to bed for some background noise. The “Science” Channel was on and I shit you not, guess who’s fat fucking face greets me on my television. That’s right, our dear friend, Fatrick. View attachment 3687204

He was on some show called “Strange Evidence” talking about secret Aryan Nazi occult weapons in the Arctic :story: The episode was called Nazi Arctic Lights and aired on 9/1/22. The episode is on the Science Channel website, but it’s locked. If anyone else can manage to get an actual screen grab or clip from it, be my guest. The website is here.
The camera adds 200 pounds, child.
 
i dunno about you guys but i'm actually quite upset about queen elizabeth's death, fatty patty actually fucked me off with this tweet, only minutes after it was announced
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like, there's a time and a place for these jokes, 65 million people have just lost probably the one constant figurehead in their lives and fatty decides 2 minutes and 13 seconds after said woman dies, he's cracking wise. at least null waited a few hours.
They already had male queens and their names are Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. Three of those are even still alive. Unlike queen Britbong they produced some of the most bomb ass music ever.

But here I am overthinking his ghoulish joke again. Even though he fancies himself to be quite the comedian he does not possess and ounce of mirth, if you had to engage with him on a serious level as he presents himself he would suck all the joy right out of the room, or, like they put it in Babylon 5: he's a moon faced assassin of joy, which I quite like as a description.
But luckily for us we don't have to take him serious so we can enjoy his bumbling fatness and idiocy to the fullest and laugh at the caricature of a serious person he is in about every single way. By any medical standard, child.
 
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Someone on the OnAForums saw it too. They posted this screenshot:

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I can't find it anywhere online. He looks so fat and greasy here, like he ran up three flights of stairs right before they turned the camera on.
I'm pretty sure this was filmed in his hovel in front of a green screen, I remember him tweeting about it ages ago.
Life imitates art. We're already at the point where you can't tell the edits from the real pictures. He barely even looks human anymore.
 
The greatest evidence this is fake. To emulate Rick's writing style would require reading his books, and why would his hyperkiller have paid and spent enough time reading these books to do so? Hell, I'm still not convinced anyone has actually read his books, just got the highlights from someone else.
Well, you'd have to be crazy to make death threats against Porque Squealer, but you'd have to be both crazy and retarded to read his books, or at least reading them would cause enough brain damage to make you retarded. So possibly this is a guy who started normal, then read one of Rick's books and went crazy and retarded.

In that case, even if he didn't do it himself, it's still Rick's fault.
He was on some show called “Strange Evidence” talking about secret Aryan Nazi occult weapons in the Arctic
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The episode was called Nazi Arctic Lights and aired on 9/1/22. The episode is on the Science Channel website, but it’s locked. If anyone else can manage to get an actual screen grab or clip from it, be my guest. The website is here.
What a fat whore. I guess it's fitting that a lolcow like Fatty appear on a lolcow show on a lolcow network like the Woo Channel. Fatty is contributing to the increasing retardation of the world by participating in this meretricious bullshit for morons. Retards selling retardation to the retarded. Fuck you Fatty, this is a worse crime than the pepperoni.
 
Also it's funny he's going after cloudflare here because the only reason cloudflare is so important is that there aren't good alternatives for high traffic sites that need protection from frequent, major DDOS attacks. Even if they bothered to kick a forum that has maybe has a few dozen users off of their services, to kill a site like that you need to then follow up with persistent DDOS attacks. Maybe one of Pat's 30-40 active followers is one of those black hat hackers he said he could pay to gin up the IP addresses of every single troll and he also has a massive botnet just waiting for the signal from cloudflare to drop the bomb.

Patrick's greatest accomplishment is tattling on a subreddit until the admins banned them.
 
Anyone else heavily enjoying the fact that his crybaby thread about kiwifarms couldn't even get 0.1% of his "followers" to like it? No free 100k for you from trannies, hog.

Also I want it on record that I'll be missing in action for the next week (and was most of this week) because I'm having to drive across several states, not because I am too retarded to use TOR on my PC. Nothing will stop me from pat posting.
 
i dunno about you guys but i'm actually quite upset about queen elizabeth's death, fatty patty actually fucked me off with this tweet, only minutes after it was announced
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like, there's a time and a place for these jokes, 65 million people have just lost probably the one constant figurehead in their lives and fatty decides 2 minutes and 13 seconds after said woman dies, he's cracking wise. at least null waited a few hours.
I disagree the only time a joke is too soon is 5 minutes before the event, but the joke is supremely fucking lame and fat.
 
I disagree the only time a joke is too soon is 5 minutes before the event, but the joke is supremely fucking lame and fat.
i agree, it is both a lame joke and the concept of 'too soon' is dumb. thogh if you are going to make a joke which risks normies attacking you for "too soon", at least make sure it is a funny or witty joke first. nothing like being accused of too soon and also it being a terrible joke.
 
Also I want it on record that I'll be missing in action for the next week (and was most of this week) because I'm having to drive across several states, not because I am too retarded to use TOR on my PC. Nothing will stop me from pat posting.
If you have iShit, there are a number of off-brand unofficial Tor client browsers, but Android actually has an official Tor Browser.
 
All of the swine's interventions in the Arctic/Nazis segment of that TV show


In the spirit of the fair use doctrine, I'll proceed to enrich those clips providing my own commentary and critique:

ew look how fat he is! look at his neck wtf??? notice his effeminate mannerisms! This show is so retarded that Patrick is a perfect fit, he deserves to host. They talk about a recently found German polar weather station from the 40's, somehow make it about Hyperborea which they boil down to two sentences for mongoloids to digest, and show footage of some modern atmospheric study that they call "mysterious" "inexplicable" until they explain exactly what it was.

Leave it to normie TV producers to manage to make the topics of Nazi mysticism and polar exploration so dull and faggy. Don't get me started on the CGI, 12yo Minecraft youtubers with zero viewers have more sophisticated graphics.
 
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I'd like to know what Pat's credentials are to be on this show. I'm sure the Science Channel has very high standards so he must be a secret genius. The 1.2 GPA was but a distraction! Originally this post had two clips I took from onaforums but @Plaintiff is fat beat me to the punch. Those clips led me down a little rabbit hole which is as follows:

Pat's been on the channel before apparently, as evidenced by these tweets:
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Oinking:
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Bonus Scalzi mention:
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That led to me finding his IMBD page. Take a look at this filmography.
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"Did Aliens Nuke Mars?" Simply stunning.
 
That led to me finding his IMBD page. Take a look at this filmography.
Okay I have some questions about
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That sounds like gay porn to me.
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Well okay, Sam could be a man but that's reaching, so the gay part is ruled out, the porn part not so much. But four minutes? Now granted, that's four minutes longer than I want to see of a porno with Rick in it but couldn't last longer? Beats Mumkey Jones though he only lasted 45 seconds.

Okay, okay, no porn jokes, I actually found it. Behold:
I had actually the same facial expressions as the guys not Fat. The fuck was I watching? This is comedy? I mean I suppose it's about on par with his standup. He is actually the only one who is a dad in this, they gave him a plastic baby since he abandoned his real one and that's the only kind he's safe around. "I own a town house" LMAO fat, good one, only one that actually made me laugh. It's just over three minutes, half of it are establishing shots, this was shit, Fat was fat and awkward.
 
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