💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

That's what he's working towards becoming. The only problem is he'll be at his Chibiest when that happens and so insufferable that nobody will want to be with him.

I am autistic as fuck but god damn, "Chibiest" is this years best new expression by far.
That needs to catch on!

Im at my chibiest right now!

 

[deeman]

I have that exact shirt, I must burn some things

That's how i decided to get rid my moustache after discovering this guy called Hitler or something. Aparently he was quite acoustic himself.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I am autistic as fuck but god damn, "Chibiest" is this years best new expression by far.
That needs to catch on!

Im at my chibiest right now!

It’s cheebin time

 

[Inland Empire]

How often has he worn that wig from that first photo? I'd wager that shit smells at this point, cause there's no way Adam knows how to properly wash a wig.

That wig probably smells like asiago cheese. Anyway, Chibi only ever looked "above average" (for a speedrunner) at extremely specific angles, at a lower bodyweight, and when he was far enough from the camera.

Get too close, and you'll notice that his crooked teeth make his lips look like two worms fucking

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

I dunno how to share instragram vids via mobile on the farms, but some more gay ass 3d printing shit from our boy cheebs.

Adam White on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #li

Adam White shared a post on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #link #zelda #3dprinting #3dprint...

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[Wonathan Joss]

I dunno how to share instragram vids via mobile on the farms, but some more gay ass 3d printing shit from our boy cheebs.

Adam White on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #li

Adam White shared a post on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #link #zelda #3dprinting #3dprint...

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"pwease give me atention, game gwumps. ur my utuber dads so pweeeeeeease"

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

I dunno how to share instragram vids via mobile on the farms, but some more gay ass 3d printing shit from our boy cheebs.

Adam White on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #li

Adam White shared a post on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #link #zelda #3dprinting #3dprint...

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I wonder how many 3d printing discord servers he got banned from before he was able to do that much

 

[Aramis]

I dunno how to share instragram vids via mobile on the farms, but some more gay ass 3d printing shit from our boy cheebs.

Adam White on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #li

Adam White shared a post on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #link #zelda #3dprinting #3dprint...

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He says it's "for" Dan. Was he commissioned or is he just sending it randomly as a gift?

 

[Fanny Trucker]

He says it's "for" Dan. Was he commissioned or is he just sending it randomly as a gift?

It's 100% an unwanted gift

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

A master sword for a 50 year old sex pest that doesn’t even play video games. I’m sure he’ll cherish it, and invite you onto the show, Adam

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I don't know, maybe he'll just keep the sword and do some crappy Link cosplays.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

I dunno how to share instragram vids via mobile on the farms, but some more gay ass 3d printing shit from our boy cheebs.

Adam White on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #li

Adam White shared a post on Instagram: "Work in progress of the NSP inspired Master Sword for @danny__avidan ! The hilt is finished, only 3 pieces left and I can bring this demon slaying blade to life! #nsp #ninjasexparty #danavidan #gamegrumps #legendofzelda #link #zelda #3dprinting #3dprint...

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[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

The man had buck teeth and a unibrow. You guys must be buttfuck ugly to keep trying to build him up. Nothing about him is conventionally attractive unless you somehow look worse than him, in which case sorry for you.

I should have specified- for Michigan standards, he's pretty conventionally average. Bonus points for not being a nigger. The shit you see in Detroit during the daytime hours alone, man.

 

[winterfag]

What the hell does "NSP inspired" mean in this context? I know it stands for Dan's band but it clearly has nothing to do with him, it'd make more sense to say it's inspired by his Starbomb band with Arin. I've seen how tacky their Game Grumps office is so I'm sure they already have a dozen plastic master swords lying around anyway

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

What the hell does "NSP inspired" mean in this context? I know it stands for Dan's band but it clearly has nothing to do with him, it'd make more sense to say it's inspired by his Starbomb band with Arin. I've seen how tacky their Game Grumps office is so I'm sure they already have a dozen plastic master swords lying around anyway

I'm going to guess it's going to feature the red star Dan wears on his pajamas or whatever as opposed to the Triforce. It will also probably be in a red/white/blue color scheme instead of the blue/silver/gold.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

What is it with a certain kind of man child and their obsession with Game Grumps and NinjaSexParty?

 

[50 bit bitch]

What is it with a certain kind of man child and their obsession with Game Grumps and NinjaSexParty?

Sex pests are drawn to other sex pests

 

[Tanner Glass]

What is it with a certain kind of man child and their obsession with Game Grumps and NinjaSexParty?

Game Grumps/NSP/Starbomb/et al tend to make more "childish" jokes - pooping, farting, sex jokes, gay jokes, and so on.

They're like the Cartoon Network of Let's Plays/Youtube Content.

 

[Peko]

I'm sure its no coincidence that Chibi has slowly been resurfacing while the Farms have been on fire the past two weeks. If this site really does have to Be Quiet, just know that it'll probably be easier than ever to find him, and like a true lolcow, he WILL be back out there making a fool out of himself.

 

[ineedahaircut]

Imagine interfering with my ability to keep up with the latest cheebs happenings because you think 4 year olds should be able to choose a different gender