http://www.metal-archives.com/

[DykesDykesChina]

Jimmy from that last photo looks like a long lost drunk but good natured Super Mario brother.

Peter Lustig once was in a band???

 

[DykesDykesChina]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Anal_Penis/3540283989



Genre:
Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical themes:
Food attacking humans
Last label:
Unsigned/independent
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Bacon_Warriors/3540265760

For some reason, I KNEW these guys were German. Don't know why... they just look German somehow!

EDIT.
Also, them ultra-edgy Mate bottles.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

It's like a roulette wheel of tryhard... with photographic evidence. Jesus, I could be here for days.


Легион666



[URL='http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Orjatalvi/3540275629']Orjatalvi

Death Circus[/URL]

[URL='http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Septic_Holocaust/86704']Septic Holocaust

[/URL]

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Inharmonious

 

[QE 757]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540379774

Scarlet Harvest

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Essex, England
Status:
Split-up
Formed in:
2014
Genre:
Black/Doom Metal
Lyrical themes:
Suicide, Misanthropy, Loneliness, Hopelessness
Last label:
Hibernacula Records
Years active:
2014-2015

Shining t-shirt . I hope he doesn't become an hero.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/D.R.Y./95742

D.R.Y (Death Rape You)

Country of origin:
France
Location:
Paris, Île-de-France
Status:
Active
Formed in:
2004
Genre:
Death Metal
Lyrical themes:
Nature, Origin of the Earth, Mankind
Current label:
Unsigned/independent
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Ogroem/3540378571

Ogroem (Organized Gang Rape of Elderly Men)

Country of origin:
Canada
Location:
Vancouver, British Columbia
Status:
Active
Formed in:
2012
Genre:
Death Metal/Grindcore
Lyrical themes:
Nonsense, Weed, Medical Anomalies
Current label:
Kill the Hippy Rekordz

 

[CatParty]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band/view/id/3540261841

 

[QE 757]

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Apoteoza/3540346705

Band: Apoteoza

• Country of origin: Indonesia

• Genre: Melodic Folk/Viking Metal

• Lyrical themes: Vikings, Battle

Viking metal from fucking Indonesia ??

 

[Graffiti canvas]

In true edgelord fashion, they have a catalog of people who've died complete with cause of death and pics of the deceased.

http://www.metal-archives.com/artist/rip

Not surprisingly, there's a lot of them listed as suicide.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Inharmonious

let's play "male or female"!

 

[Abethedemon]

Food Metal
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Food_Metal/81955

Finist
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Finist/16676
Malakh
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Malakh/3540394399

Jewish/Christian black metal from South Korea. The same guy now has a pagan Korean folk metal band.

 

[Billy_Sama]

My favorite metal music video cheese.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Thor/259

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Vorphalack

In Balrogs

"Gius! BC Rich Warlocks make us metal, right?"

Frostfinsternis

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Bah, just type "goat" in the search box and you'll see what happens.

My contribution (probably a joke band, but w/e):

Slave Whipping Blasphemy
Genre: Death/Black Metal
Lyrical themes: Slavery, American History, Racism, Satanism

 

[Loxiozzz]

The Last Generation

Diesel Finger

Craving

Son Of Storm

Generichrist

 

[Billy_Sama]

In Balrogs

"Gius! BC Rich Warlocks make us metal, right?"

You can make a drinking game by going through the bands on the website and doing a shot for every time you see a grade schooler with a $300 and under BC Rich guitar.

 

[Anus]

There are two bands with the name Jewicide. I'm not kidding.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Jewicide/58380
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Jewicide/108275

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

That reminds me, I need to find the anti-Semitic band that wrote the song "The Shitagogue"...

Found it.

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Grand_Belial's_Key/270

Grand Belial's Key
Country of origin:
United States
Location:
Oakton, Virginia
Status:
Active
Formed in:
1992
Genre:
Black Metal
Lyrical themes:
Occultism, Black magic (early), Anti-Christianity, Anti-Semitism, Blasphemy

They don't look much like a black metal band, actually, but they (especially the lead singer) DO look like the kind of guy who would call an album "Kosherrat":

 

[ZehnBoat]

why metal bands are amazing:

• the names
• the logos
• and the band photos.

they try though, bless their hearts, they try

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Food Metal
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Malakh/3540394399

Jewish/Christian black metal from South Korea. The same guy now has a pagan Korean folk metal band.

Somehow missed this... so that's two Christian Black Metal bands rocking Jewish imagery. Weird as shit.